Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Is Already Falling Apart

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have only been married 46 days and already he hates being in the same room with her. In fact, they’ve only spent nine days together since their honeymoon where shit immediately began falling apart. Radar reports:

“Kim complained and sulked the entire time they were in Ireland on their honeymoon,” an insider revealed. “She didn’t like the cooler damp climate, and the lack of high-end designer stores. Kanye tried to arrange tours of local museums, but she wanted nothing to do with it. Only Kim would go to Ireland and be bored, and go to two separate movies in the same day in a foreign country!”

Eventually they bailed on Ireland after Kim talked Kanye into taking her to Joe Francis’ mansion in Mexico where she spent their now second honeymoon posing for wet T-shirt pics to sell to very same people who rape her husband, so really it’s a miracle these two aren’t destined for a lifetime together:

“Kanye was miserable and brooding,” the insider claimed. “He isn’t really the ‘lounge by the pool kind of guy.’”
“Kanye now recognizes that Kim’s main interest are shopping and lounging around a pool,” the insider said. “It’s really concerning to Kanye that Kim doesn’t even want to try to experience new things.”

While being caught cashing in on another fake marriage should be embarrassing, we’re talking about a den of vipers with no souls whose iPhone app is on track to make $200 million. She could be photographed drowning her baby in a tub because she had to spend five minutes with it and still not give a fuck. “Is money still pouring into my bank account? Then we’re good here. Now how’s my makeup? Stupid thing kept splashing.”

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