Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Is Already Falling Apart

July 11th, 2014 // 48 Comments
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have only been married 46 days and already he hates being in the same room with her. In fact, they’ve only spent nine days together since their honeymoon where shit immediately began falling apart. Radar reports:

“Kim complained and sulked the entire time they were in Ireland on their honeymoon,” an insider revealed. “She didn’t like the cooler damp climate, and the lack of high-end designer stores. Kanye tried to arrange tours of local museums, but she wanted nothing to do with it. Only Kim would go to Ireland and be bored, and go to two separate movies in the same day in a foreign country!”

Eventually they bailed on Ireland after Kim talked Kanye into taking her to Joe Francis‘ mansion in Mexico where she spent their now second honeymoon posing for wet T-shirt pics to sell to very same people who rape her husband, so really it’s a miracle these two aren’t destined for a lifetime together:

“Kanye was miserable and brooding,” the insider claimed. “He isn’t really the ‘lounge by the pool kind of guy.’”
“Kanye now recognizes that Kim’s main interest are shopping and lounging around a pool,” the insider said. “It’s really concerning to Kanye that Kim doesn’t even want to try to experience new things.”

While being caught cashing in on another fake marriage should be embarrassing, we’re talking about a den of vipers with no souls whose iPhone app is on track to make $200 million. She could be photographed drowning her baby in a tub because she had to spend five minutes with it and still not give a fuck. “Is money still pouring into my bank account? Then we’re good here. Now how’s my makeup? Stupid thing kept splashing.”

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  1. JC

    There’s a quote I’d like to share re: this story. About 37 seasons ago (I’ve lost count) on the Real World, the crew of idiots were in Boston. At one point, one of the dumb slags in the house had to call her boyfriend back home and tell him she had cheated on him, because duh, he was going to see it on TV anyway. While she prattled on with high-minded justifications, he quietly said, “Whore.” She kept babbling, and after a few seconds, again, “Whore.” Then the intensity and frequency increased, until he was just screaming “WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE!”

    So, yeah.

  2. Apparently the charming couple also stiffed the first place they stayed in Ireland (Castle Oliver complex in Limerick, Ireland) to the tune of $20K.

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    He was great as Bubba in Forrest Gump.

    Top notch.

  4. He marries the most well know famewhore in Hollywood, and then is surprised when she acts like a famewhore.

    Kanye, you’re a fucking moron.

    • WTF

      She’s in Europe and is bored and would rather go to high end shopping stores she could go to in the U.S. WTF!! Museums in Europe are romantic and you get to see things that have been showed as replicas in TV/Movies. Not only that museums are ancient, everything around has a store, they are huge and glamorous. She’s a shallow airhead. You date them but you don’t spend the rest of your life with them.

      • forreelz

        kim in a museum? hahahah. did you see the episode where the ‘intelligent’ sister kourtney thought they had a Modigliani, hahhahaha. on cardboard, hahahha.

    • Art-Girl

      Stupid is an understatement. The moron wrote a song about how to spot and avoid gold diggers, and then marries a cow that makes Kate Middleton like an underachiever. And I don’t know why he should be surprised by Kim’s lack of intellectual and cultural curiosity. She makes Britney Spears look like a Rhodes Scholar by comparison.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …you know what i find most interesting? the fact that it’s constantly referred to as “kim kardashian’s marriage” …subtle, yet telling.

  5. brick

    I hate the C*NT…but damn her titties sure look good here!

  6. Well of course she always wants to be near a pool. The hippopotamus is semiaquatic.

  7. Short Round

    Surprising how two superficial people could so misread each other. (Someone should do a study.) But did Kanye want to visit a museum? Maybe we have misjudged him… *looks out window guilt ridden*

    • JC

      Don’t feel too bad. He just wanted to bitch at the Acquisitions Department for not displaying his leather jogging pant concept.

      • “After graduating from West Aurora High School, West received a scholarship to attend Chicago’s American Academy of Art in 1997 and began taking painting classes, but shortly after transferred to Chicago State University to major in English.” Say what you will about Kanye, but I think he has an actual interest in visiting museums. He says problematic shit often but: the dude likes art.

  8. Urbanspaceman

    Is it too late to get into the pool? I heard the over number was 67 days.

  9. Cock Dr

    I hope he throws her & her family under the bus when it all comes down. You know if he does he’ll be quite energetic & noisy about the whole business.

  10. “Kanye was miserable and brooding..”
    When is he NOT??? He’s a narcissistic, spoiled shit and really should do us all a favor and enter into a murder/suicide pact with Kim

  11. They started dating more than two years ago and only NOW does he realize that Kim’s only interests are shopping and lounging around? Yeezus, Kanye, you’re slow.

    KANYE’S BRAIN: “Something was said—not good! What was it?…”

  12. Leila

    Come on, this article is complete bullshit. If it were any other half-way decent guy, yes, of course, it would make sense. But this is Kanye West we are talking about. They named their daughter North. He compares getting his picture taken with rape. He married an internationally known fame whore. The fact that she has no education, no interest in learning anything outside of fashion and media and money, reflect his interests exactly. They are perfect for each other. If he leaves her, it will be because he gets bored and wants another, younger, newer version of her.

  13. the only thing at all surprising about this entire story is Kanye wanted to visit a museum.

    I mean really, Kim Kardashian’s marriage is falling apart after a short amount of time? For the 3rd time? shocking..

    • ‘the only thing at all surprising about this entire story is Kanye wanted to visit a museum.’

      Word for word what I was going to post. Now I have no idea what to say. Something about testicles and ice cream, I guess.

      • ben

        I stopped reading after “Kanye wanted to visit museums”

        I mean really…unless Ireland has the world’s finest Kanye West museum, then maybe.

  14. They should re-honeymoon in Israel, I hear it’s nice this time of year.

    Those hamas assholes can’t hit the broadside of a barn with their glorified bottle rockets, but I bet they could score a direct hit on the cow in the pasture.

  15. buzz

    What?!? You mean Kim Kardashian is a high maintenance kunt? You don’t say? Kanye got what he deserves.

  16. Two words I never thought I’d put together: poor Kanye

  17. Theologian

    As it says in the scriptures ‘Two huge assholes shouldn’t get married.’

  18. Kingmaker

    Dumb trophy wife bitch is dumb. Shocker.

  19. Slash

    Who knew the union of two giant attention whores — one somewhat talented and douchey, and the other not at all talented but with at least a semblance of sanity — wouldn’t be a marriage made in heaven?

    I’d joke more, but they do have a kid now. An innocent kid who will one day realize what wastes of space the strangers people refer to as her parents are. That’s gonna suck for her. It would be nice to think that she’ll channel that hurt realization into a distinguished career in medicine or maybe some other kind of public service, but … that seems unlikely.

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    Mark Thompson
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    Is Vegas taking bets on this marriage, because I would bet < 2 years.

  21. Good God Gerard Butch It Up

    I wish Fish would stop commenting on the Vipers and start shaming the stupid fuckers that watch their show and buy their shit. They should be outed as the true destroyers of America.

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
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    If your girlfriend only fucked her last two quickie husbands, in divorce court; If her only known hobbies are shopping, vacationing and plastic surgery; If she’s never held down a real job in her ENTIRE life… then guess what ya moron?! you’re dating a GOLD DIGGER!

    Kanye really should give his back catalog a listen every once and a while :/

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    At least she’s got a nice pair of tits. And nothing else.

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
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    “C’mon, take the shot already. I gotta pee.”

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Side Boob Hanging Out Of Tank Top Kanye West
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    “Oh my gawd…you mean to tell me that I’ve been walking around all damn day with my side boob hanging out. Why didn’t someone tell me…?”

  26. BSName

    Kanye showed more intelligence walking into that stop sign than he did marrying this woman.

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    Grundle Scrubber
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    And in news that surprised absolutely no one…

  28. Only an idiot would complain that they’re bored when they’re in another country on vacation. I love Ireland when I went a few years ago, but then again, I’m an Irish hooligan who loves beer.

  29. Starting to actually feel sorry for him.

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    OMG!! Can’t the media ever get it right? The headline “Kim Kardashian’s Hugh Breasts Hanging out of Her Tank Top” is completely misleading. It should read “Kim Kardashian’s Hugh Breasts Popping out of Her Tank Top”

  31. Rick

    He’s a gay fish and she’s a hippopotamus.

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