Kim Kardashian is Kanye’s ‘Beyonce’

April 11th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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So welcome to the exact moment Jay-Z shoots Kanye West in the goddamn face though it might not be a bad idea if we all think happy thoughts while clapping our hands: Carrying Peter Dinklage in a baby Bjorn! Via Us Weekly:

A pal tells the new Us Weekly, out now, that Jay-Z’s close friend and collaborator West, 34, has fallen “genuinely head over heels” for Kardashian, 31, with whom he was photographed gallivanting around NYC late last week.
“It’s not a PR stunt,” the source insists of the rapper and reality star. “They’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce!

Just to put things in perspective, Kanye West could strip Beyonce of her right to vote, ban her from dining in the same restaurants than white woman, literally sell her as property to a rich landowner and it still wouldn’t hold a fucking candle to being compared to Kim Kardashian. Seriously, he might as well have yelled, “Yo, this baby’s fake, son!” and punted Blue Ivy out a window. Rap music used to be about murdering people is all I’m trying to say here, Hov’. Can I call you Hov’?

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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  1. Clarence Beeks

    sometime I think she is so beautiful, other times her face looks so plastic.

    I loved her face in 2008….and I hadn’t heard her speak yet. Good times.

    • Jack Ketch

      Her face IS so plastic :)

      • Clarence Beeks

        yes, I KNOW that. But sometimes, like in the main pic, she looks gorgeous. Other times she looks like a mannequin.

        Don’t get me wrong, I detest this asshole, but I can admit when she looks beautiful.

  2. Jon Hex

    “The guy’s a jackass.” – President Barack Obama, on Kanye West

    • Yuuuuup

      That’s one thing he’s said that I agree with.

      • dooood

        oh fuck!! if you stop calling him a secret muslim kommissar hell bent on banning jesus, taking everyone’s guns away and forcing everyone to get gay married, and actually agree with him for one second, reagan’s ghost might explode!!

        (i apologize for getting political)

  3. Bonky

    I think she is extremely f-ckable, I just don’t see why you would want to date her, not publicly anyway. Ever since Kanye’s mother died he has been making some really stupid decisions. I think he needs a conservator like Brittney has.

  4. Richard McBeef

    urine drenched lust ain’t love but it’s easy to get confused.

    MOOOO

    • kimmykimkim

      These retarded little thumb buttons! I was trying to hit the like one but I hit the no like one. Balls. They should let you “un-no like it.” Grrr! Scrotum!

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    justagirl
    Commented on this photo:

    all her money and fame and followers and the bitch can’t figure out how to hide a bra strap? honestly.

  6. Beyonce: talented, beautiful, self-made.

    Kim K: fame whore, surgery-ridden, sex tape.

    So, yeah, basically the same.

  7. Juano

    Kim Kardashian is to Beyonce as a Chevette is to a Corvette, it has the same basic parts, but it is a shitbox compared to a beautiful machine…..oh, and it can’t be depended on to do anything except cause you a lot of agony when it doesn’t work the way you thought.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she forget to take the bib off before leaving the restaurant?

  9. Angie

    I don’t know why people haven’t caught on to them yet. They are fake as fuck. She needs publicity and Kanye has a new album coming out. He also has gay rumours, despite his fake past relationships. The guy’s been to more fashion weeks than Anna Wintour, for Christ’s sake.

  10. Deacon Jones

    Well I couldnt think of a better match for each other than these selfish egomaniacs.

    I sure their relationship will thrive well into their 80s.

    • BE

      I can see that. He get’s his beard. She gets another over the top wedding to sell. They both get to have boys on the side.

      They’re perfect for each other. Alas, none of us really buy it – so it’s doomed.

  11. Wait, I thought she was Sir Mix-a-lot’s Beyoncé.

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    perspective
    Commented on this photo:

    She hustled a video of her being pee’d on and you think she’s concerned about people seeing her bra strap?

  13. His Beyonce!? Have you ever heard this b***h sing?

  14. Fluffy

    My Lord!

    Channel Surfed to some reality program involving wonk boobs and her clan where wonk boobs spent 30 minutes building up to her grand finale of walking in a straight line without falling over, seriously. However the real start of the show was wonk boobs mum who i humbly submit as the new chimerical upgrade for every other mother in this field of coma TV.

    She spent the entire episode pissed, day, night, asleep, awake and she must be greenest reality star, cos she’s seems powered entirely by bio ethanol … and possibly prescription meds washed down with hotel mouthwash. Seriously dude, she’s got all the pushy Mum stuff of Kris Jenner, all the apparent substance misuse of Dina Lohan and all the self loathing that she projects onto her children of both.

    More articles on her please, She’s ace!

  15. binks

    For a “fashionista”, she sure should know how humongous her ass is.

  16. More like his ‘CoCo’, amirite?

  17. LJ

    I can’t wait until Humpries shows the video in court of Kayne and Kim checking into a hotel the week before the wedding.

  18. dudette

    she can’t sing, dance or act. Has he been doing crack with Whitney? He is so full of himself, it makes me wanna hurl.

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    Kanye West is going from a hairless tranny, Amber Rose, to another no talent whore. This on just likes to get pissed on.
    Talk about useless. A douche and a fake getting together.

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    She can’t even get the fat chick to look at her.

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    She is just calculating how much her mother paid to have all the papparazzi show up to give the impression she is famous.

  22. Please Lord, no...

    We really don’t need a video of Kim sucking her own shit off Kanye’s dick or getting pee’ed on.

  23. Beyonce, huh? I’ve always considered Kim a poor man’s Coco T.

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if Jesus would be cool with having his cross dangling so close to her cooch. On the other hand, I did hear recently that the one true god is what’s between a woman’s legs.

  25. ARIANA

    Beyoncé doesn´t have a stinky ass likev this horrible bitch, respect Beyonce, God!

  26. Who Cares

    THIS IS NEWS? NO WAY.

    THIS BECOMES NEWS WHEN I READ THAT THEY BOTH HAVE AIDS.

  27. Jack Ketch

    I can’t beiieve this phony fucking cow has the audacity to wear a cross, really. It’s obscene.

  28. KK-Hater

    Another useless story about this fucking CUNT, why must we see/hear about this used-up TWAT every fucking day????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  30. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have a baby it will literally be JUST an asshole, right? A puckered, Vuitton-swaddled asshole?

  31. Was all that necessary????????????

  32. Who CARES! Why post all that mess here???

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    LonG DonG
    Commented on this photo:

    Dont you REMEMBER, Kanye is a porn addict, he wanted Pam anderson cuz she did a porno, and now he wants Kim K. cuz she did one too.

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Renfro
    Commented on this photo:

    If Kanye didnt have no money, nobody would look twice, cuz that dude be an assssssssshooooole

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Laran
    Commented on this photo:

    “There was no fake marriage. But just so you know, I’ll be publishing a book called ‘If I Did It – Confessions of a famewhore’ this summer. Aaah, Dad. Always with the ideas.”

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
    Commented on this photo:

    This facial expression says, “I am wearing my mom’s elastic pants from the 80′s but I’m calling them ‘retro’ so it’s cool” and “I’m his Beyonce? You mean ‘meal ticket to a talentless hood rat?’… Cha-CHING! BOGUS WEDDING #2, HAAAAAYYYY!”

  37. Nina

    Damn Kim K is hot. So fucking hot. And so are her sisters. Even Khloe is bangable. Kris has the most prolific and successful womb. No doubt about it.

  38. mrsmass

    what is that suppose to mean “his beyonce?” like beyonce is some sort of unit of measurement of awesomeness? hardly.

  39. CAMILLE

    kim k pls jst tke a chill pill on relationships n ask God 2 give self control, as much as i like ur show u v down graded ur self n ur family…… with kanye ur in 4 doom no turning bk…… u cried with chris H…. dis tyme around u wuld seek 4 help 4rm GOD

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