Kim Kardashian is Only Making a Single

January 21st, 2011 // 36 Comments

Because it would require effort and a semblance of talent, Kim Kardashian has announced she is not recording a full album and only planned to make a single from the start, according to Hollywood Life:

“I was not into doing a song. I thought, ‘Everyone kind of tries that, and it doesn’t really work out so well.’ So I talked to friends like Kanye and a few of my other musical friends, like this is their life. They gave me good advice. They asked me what I do for fun, and I said, ‘I go shopping, I hang out with friends.’ And they said, ‘We go to the studio for fun. Come have fun with us. Don’t think too much about it.”
And even though she had fun, it looks like the only time Kim will be single is in her music career! The 30-year-old reality star kar-dashed any plans of continuing with an album saying, “There’s no album in the works or anything — just one song we did for the show, and a video Hype Williams directed.”

So basically she just blamed the whole thing on Kanye West. Oh, that’s real cute. If she’s not making sex tapes with black guys to get famous, she’s throwing them under the bus whenever something blows up in her face. What’s next, Massa’ Kim? Make them pick cotton? Separate restrooms? – Meaning you. Zing! – Say they’re secret Kenyan socialists who can’t be president? ♫ LET MY PEOPLE GO! ♫ (I may have gone too far here.)

Photos: Fame


  1. LOL! Cuz she is a “singer”

  2. On the contrary… I think we all owe Kanye West a debt of gratitude. I mean, A DEBT OF GRATITUDE!!!1!1!!

    • Facebook me

      A positive way of looking at it. Not only there’s a slim to none chance he’ll have insulting her at an awards show.

  3. Jill Ess

    Kim, why the long face?

  4. Becky

    So the duet with Sir-Mix-A-Lot is off?

  5. Facebook me

    Getting ANY type of advice from a guy who can barely organize a trip to the urinal is the BEST advice anyone can get.

    Stick to the sex tapes there lard ass.

  6. just maybe

    she loooks just awful on the superficial background photo

  7. 1hguoreht

    ♫Turn around, each time i see you look like a vision, turn around♫ dum dee dee dum turn around♫

    How could these idiot producers not have ideas even before they meet her?

    • Facebook me

      Have you listen to Willow Smith’s “I Whip My Hair Back and Forth?” AND KFed’s music that Britney made fun of while they were married? Yea, those songs will make it to the Hall of Fame.

  8. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s famous people like this that make other countries hate us.


  9. Juano

    Translation: Well, Kanye pointed out that I sound like a cat in heat when I sing, so rather than look like a pathetic wanna-be like Paris Hilton, I’m going to pretend that I only did it for fun. Sort of like all the other little white lies I put out, like I’m really a prim and proper lady and it was someone else that Ray J relieved himself on.

  10. anonymous

    she’s only making a SINGLE because she realized that a singing career is too much work.

    this bitch stresses out over making it to photoshoots where all she has to do is stand there and do nothing while wearing almost nothing.

  11. Brought to you by the E! network

    Ads for the show on both sides of the page…and the ump-teenth post about this whore in the last couple of weeks. Enjoying your payola, fish?

    This site may as well turn into one giant pop-up.

    • Mortimer Duke

      Im sure he is enjoying it. I cant see the ads cause at work they have websense. So I guess in that regard im lucky!

    • I was starting to wonder if he had a fetish for talentless, big butt Armanian hoes…

    • Drew

      If TheSuperficial is like most sites that are under a corporate umbrella (in this case, BuzzMedia), he probably has very little say in what ads gets posted on his site if he wants to continue getting paid for it.

      I wouldn’t give a shit if I was making money off a site like this either.

  12. Mortimer Duke

    Its a shame aviation has improved as much as it has. Years ago she would have went down in flames along with the Big Bopper and Ritchie Valens. They all were touring with only a “single” as well.

    • Uh...

      I hope you’re not equating this “piss on me, baby” worthless sex tape whore with Ritchie Valens or the Big Bopper. At least they were musicians; Ritchie Valens might have had a large career in front of him. All this whore has in front of her is another black dude’s dick to suck…

  13. ihateemo

    God bless the Fish for his giant brass balls – talking shit about Fat Ass whilst taking money from E! to plug her new show.

    • [sputtering]

      Giant brass balls? More like scratching to hold on to what little street cred is left. Besides, there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

  14. GravyLeg

    Good God, New York really needs to catch a break. Under attack by Armenian terrorists this time?

  15. Wm. Norwood

    The ‘B’ side of her single will be “The (golden) Waters of Time”, a duet with RayJ.

  16. I would make a single too.

    All over her lower back…….


  17. I’m waiting for a cue of Handel’s “Hallelujah” chorus. Oh wait, there it is…

  18. Nothing good can come of this, well, except for auto-tune software sales.

  19. sfskdhoidfh

    Like I said before on some Kim K post, she is one of those girls whose personality you can spot from a mile away. Really, you love to shop and hang out with your girls at the club? I never would of guessed. Your ideal vacation is somewhere tropical so you can lay by the beach and tan? No way! You’re addicted to chocolate and make-up? Wow, I did not know that. There is so many freakin people out there these days (usually can be identified by Victoria’s Secret PINK sweats and Uggs in my age group, but in the 30+ group like KK, they look just like her). Totally predictable, it’s like they are one big very stupid collective consciousness.

  20. kim kardashian can't dress

    girl cant dress, everything looks cheap on her. looks like she cant get higher in fashion than a bebe ad. look at how she accesorized that purple dress on the side bar. lol

    kim kardashian can’t dress

  21. Come_Honor_Face

    So this year is 3 weeks old and we’ve had about what 7-8 Kim Kardashian posts….what do you think the Over/Under for how many posts she’ll get on this site this year….im thinking 280+, and thats being modest…..unless shes getting peed on, move along.

  22. looks like she’ll try anything once.

  23. Anya

    wow you plastic whore your hairy ass is 30 years old and your hobbies are shopping and hanging out with friends???

  24. This is just further confirmation that Kim’s only marketable talent is taking her clothes off in front of a camera. I’d make a sarcastic jab about “her daddy would be proud”, but he was famous for getting OJ off on a double homicide, so this really IS a step up for the family name.

  25. blakmagik

    its incredible how much black people she brings into her life.
    her whole family is like that and they worship lamar odom because he’s black.
    why not move to africa is my question

  26. Kelly

    Aw shut you all hating a** up, if its one thing you can’t say is that this chick is lazy. She stays on her grind. I have respect for anyone who work their a** off at least she is not sitting home on welfare living off my tax dollars. You people are a bunch of jealous idiots.

    • Kelly is a lezzy

      Temper, temper bitch. We know you want to suck Kim’s fat donkey sized arse you lesbian skank. THIS site is the SUPERFICIAL. It’s what we do HERE and if you don’t like what’s being said..GET THE FUCK OFF CUNT. We won’t miss you.

  27. Kim Kardashian
    whoop dee do
    Commented on this photo:


  28. Randall Burns

    When I read Ms. Kardashian’s comments aimed at the teen moms program, I couldn’t believe that she was talking about it being a bad influence on young women. Well Ms. K, at least they’re not performing sex on video. Of all people, the Kardashians’ show produced by E’s Ryan Seacrest is one of the worst possible influences on the girls and young women of today. All it is is three trashy, trashy sisters getting it on with every other guy, then talking about it. There is no redeeming social value here. It’s just Seacrest’s softcore way of making a buck, And E is so desperate they just turn him loose with his ridiculous ideas. The E network and Seacrest are the two biggest purveyors of trash on television.

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