Kim Kardashian is Only Making a Single

Because it would require effort and a semblance of talent, Kim Kardashian has announced she is not recording a full album and only planned to make a single from the start, according to Hollywood Life:

“I was not into doing a song. I thought, ‘Everyone kind of tries that, and it doesn’t really work out so well.’ So I talked to friends like Kanye and a few of my other musical friends, like this is their life. They gave me good advice. They asked me what I do for fun, and I said, ‘I go shopping, I hang out with friends.’ And they said, ‘We go to the studio for fun. Come have fun with us. Don’t think too much about it.”
And even though she had fun, it looks like the only time Kim will be single is in her music career! The 30-year-old reality star kar-dashed any plans of continuing with an album saying, “There’s no album in the works or anything — just one song we did for the show, and a video Hype Williams directed.”

So basically she just blamed the whole thing on Kanye West. Oh, that’s real cute. If she’s not making sex tapes with black guys to get famous, she’s throwing them under the bus whenever something blows up in her face. What’s next, Massa’ Kim? Make them pick cotton? Separate restrooms? – Meaning you. Zing! – Say they’re secret Kenyan socialists who can’t be president? ♫ LET MY PEOPLE GO! ♫ (I may have gone too far here.)

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