Kim Kardashian Is Helping Rob Cheat On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

October 25th, 2011 // 110 Comments

Last night during voting for Dancing With The Stars, Kim Kardashian posted the above tweet claiming Justin Bieber was taking calls for an hour. Except the number really wasn’t Bieber’s, but instead the number to vote for her brother Rob to keep him on the show. With over 10 million Twitter followers, the tweet was retweeted – I hate everything I just typed just then. – thousands of times, so God knows how many people believed it. Then again, they follow Kim Kardsahian on Twitter, so I’m going to say every single one of them plus their mom who hates computers. She later claimed she was joking, but taking into consideration the epic moron overlap of Kim and DWTS fans, who can tell how much damage was done? More importantly, she also squeezed her ass into leather pants to attend the taping of the show, so on top of defrauding a once-proud establishment before Chaz Bono’s freakishly flat man-boobs used it to kill America, she put people’s lives at risk. I’m no physicist, but if just one seam popped, it’d be the the equivalent of a hydrogen bomb escaping through a pinhole. I’ve crunched the numbers/read Khloe’s diary. (Wookiees are incredible engineers.)

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  1. KK-Hater!

    You cheating B I T C H !!!!!!! Fuck you Kim you S L U T !!

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    Tristyn
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    I didn’t know hefty had a clothing line?

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    WhateverYouSay
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    That poor asshole.

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    D-chi
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    This picture begs the question: What is she going to do with all that junk? All that junk inside her trunk?

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    GuyLeDouche
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    I did click “View Full Size”, and people in Alaska had it bulging into their living rooms.

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    GuyLeDouche
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    I guess Andrew Blake lets you keep the fetish shoes when you fail an audition for one of his movies.

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    GuyLeDouche
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    So Kris Humphries looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman channeling Truman Capote channeling Bill Gates?

  8. forrest gump

    it really must be very hard and so impossible to continue your life as an honest celebrity in california.
    ………….THIS IS A SHAME TO READ, kim.

  9. Joe Nathan

    Oh man the writer cracks me up. Sorry I don’t know who it is.

  10. Karen

    Kim, Kim, Kim….who the hell is telling you that your clothes are workin’ for ya? Maybe if you lost about 30 pounds of excess baggage you could pull off tight leather pants. Until that time…just stop it…

  11. betty b

    Family support is one thing -this is unfair and unethical and he should be disqualified. That said, I’m not a bit surprised at her – she’s immoral and has no ethics to begin with.

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    dontlooknow
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    This photo is just f***ing hilarious!!!

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    spanky
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    I don’t even have a funny joke I just need to put this out there. That shit is disgusting.

  14. Jimmy Chew

    Just shows how dumb her followers are…

  15. Paula

    Rob was not part of this. He does not want to win this way. Even though I truly admire Chaz, Rob is better than him. However, if people are watching DWTS, they should have know the number Kim posted was the number to vote for Rob.

  16. dobie gillis

    Its amazing that only in America, a family full of whores with no talent but being semen receptacles along with a plastic surgery gone bad father could scam so much money out of people. Suckers!

  17. chrissy

    I DON’T KNOW WHY ANYONE WOULD WASTE THEIR TIME WATCHING THE KARDASHIAN’S. NOT ROB’S FAULT BUT HE WON’T WIN ANYWAYS. IT WILL BE JR OR RICCKI.

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    OMG

    that is a amazing butt.

    ive never seen anything so beautiful in my entire life…

    why cant I find a woman like this…….omg.. drives me insane.
    id kill to bite into that..and then rim her for hours.

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    sexy as can be

    id kill for a chance to lick that ass

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    sosickofkk
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    the best part of her ran down her father’s leg…….he should of pulled out way early on that one

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