Ever since Kim Kardashian was dragged into the Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry custody battle, I’ve been amazed at how long it’s taken her to jump all over an opportunity to wedge her ass into the press. Then again, I always forget focus groups take a while. Anyway, here she is via Chicago Sun-Times:
I’ve learned that Kim Kardashian is both amazed and extremely unhappy that her name has been dragged into this muddy melee.
…. Not only has Kardashian gone out of her way to deny any link to Aubry beyond a platonic friendship, but a good friend of the TV personality says Kim is particularly bothered because she feels Berry has repeatedly snubbed her — both at red carpet and private social events in Hollywood.
As for being around Nahla, Kardashian is said to be confused about that, “since Kim only saw the little girl once or twice. … She wouldn’t even recognize Nahla if she saw her somewhere without either Gabriel or Halle with her.”
Jesus! So Kim really was around Nahla? Yeesh. So, uh, remember all that stuff I said about Halle Berry being a crazy, vindictive psychopath using her daughter as a weapon? Can we maybe change that to something along the lines of “proud lioness defending her cub like it’s the last piece of chicken?” — That, um, that didn’t make this better, did it? One second.
*puts on blackface* Okay, feeling good about this one…
Photos: WENN
Black face is the new black…face.
naw lookie heah amos, dat am offensib
Kim being amazed at her name being dragged through the mud is kind of like her being amazed that water’s wet or that her ass is big.
Or being amazed that naked pictures would be published ….
Maybe Halle was afraid Nahla would get bitten by those fucking tarantulas in her eyesockets.
lmfao
bitch just mad cause aubry wouldnt pee on her
Her eyelashes scare me.
yeah.. they look terrible
Why is Kim surprised about being snubbed at social events by Halle? The real celebrities don’t like to mix with the C-list nobodies. Halle has been in some major blockbuster Hollywood movies and won an Oscar, and Kim has been peed on. What does Kim expect?
better to be pissed on than pissed off.. wait how’s that go?
Bwahaha!
Kim being “Extremely Unhappy” just doesn’t cut it. Let me know when she is suicidal.
Let me know when she’s SUCCESSFUL!
Blackface. Fish just leveled his character with that one. Lmao.
Somewhere, Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg are reading this and wondering why they weren’t able to make blackface work for them this well.
Sweet
This woman actually CRIED on talk shows and claimed to be so upset over a porn video she sold – and I’ve watched parts of it, there is a point where she addresses the viewer right in the video!! So it’s safe to assume she is a pathological liar and a dirty whore, and her “denying” screwing someone’s husband definitely means she did.
There are gonna be some social consequences for becoming a porn star. Take the snubs like the big girl that you are.
cat-faced fame-whore.
Here comes the Spider-Eyes.
zzzz,…chepchepchepchep…zzzzz,…..chepchepchepchep…zzzzzz
This is hilarious. She’s completely oblivious that she’s a gross whore that someone wouldn’t want their child around.
When is she giong to “leak” a new sex & pee video?
Her eyelashes are tarantulas!
So she is even willing to use the misery of other people to get her face in the news, she is officially a totally soulless bitch.
Leave it to Kim to be more upset that a famous person wouldn’t pose for a picture that would undoubtedly land on her Twitter page, than about being dragged into a nasty custody battle. Then again, I guess any publicity is good publicity, and her pimp is probably already lining up the covers and exclusive interviews with the REAL victim here.
Kimmie K., America’s favourite brand of urinal cake. Look for it wherever you buy Ripple and MadDog 20/20.
Did she forgot her to put on her eye-contacts? Her red souless demon eyes are showing.
but what is her position on the uprising in Egypt?
and yes, tarantula eyelashes.
anything kim says, does, or wears? = GACK.
What’s wrong with her eyelashes, nobody has eyelashes like that except cartoons. Jeez. If her eyes are that hairy what does the rest of her look like.
Looks like her lips still have the flu.
My eyes have the flu from looking at that atrocity.
My eyes have the clap from looking at her.
So I guess she’s over being “extremely upset” about the world seeing her nipple now?
NO ONE WANTS KIM IN FRONT OF THEIR KIDS. KIM IS A WHORE AND SHE WOULD WANT TO EXPOSE THOSE KIDS TO HER SEXTAPE! KIM IS ONLY KNOWN FOR A SEXTAPE. KIM IS A WHORE AND NO ONE WANTS A WHORE IN FRONT OF THEIR KIDS.
Hollywood is a sordid place. They all have their dirty secrets and the x-rated things they did to get there. Halle Berry is no different.
SHE IS NOTHING BUT A DISGUSTING, LYING HO.
MY CAPS LOCK IS ALSO STUCK
wow you furry bitch even with all that plastic surgery you still pile on the makeup. Her face looks like it’s made entirely of plastic, yet this hooker has the nerve to lie and say that she’s only had botox once. Maybe once a day you piss stained whore!
Maybe Halle snubs you because you are reality ‘star’ trash and Halle is an A-List actress…. Who the FUCK would want to be seen anywhere near you, Kim? Ugly fucking wannabe whore trash.
Damn, Kim’s face looks bad. In 5 years, forget it, she’ll look like Stallone.
WTF who cares about what you think kim, it’s so pathetic being nothing but attention whore.