Kim Kardashian is Engaged

“Ohmygod the publicity! I mean, yes, yes! I do!”

Because he has the same exact name as her mom right down to the spelling, of course, Kim Kardashian said yes to Kris Humphries when he proposed exactly a week ago today, just in time to make it into the latest People. He thought of everything!

Her boyfriend of six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
“I didn’t expect this at all,” Kardashian, 30, tells PEOPLE in an exclusive interview (out Friday) of the romantic, surprise proposal. “I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”
Humphries popped the question with a custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler. “I just knew I wanted it to be big,” says Humphries, 26, who, with the help of Kardashian’s mom Kris Jenner, planned an intimate family celebration later that evening.

And by intimate family celebration he meant a miniature horse cavalcade – No, really. – because providing a buffet for Khloe at these things is always key. One time they only had fondue, and six people lost their arms. It looked like someone kept bumping into guests with a running lawnmower. BZZZZZZZZZ! “Dammit, Bruce, she ate another one! When will those ribs get here?! Seriously, Kourtney, fondue? Fondue? You brought this on this house!”

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