Kim Kardashian is Done Posing Nude

October 18th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Less than a month after she whined about Playboy releasing nude outtakes from her 2007 shoot – which she swore she’d never do again – Kim Kardashian posed naked in the pages of W Magazine. Turns out it was just an innocent reflex action to turning 30, according to Us Magazine:

That spread, she said, may have been her nude swan song. “I don’t know [if I'll pose nude again],” she admitted to Us. “I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.”

Right. Because no one over the age of 30 has ever posed nude to remain relevant. It’s practically impossible until you remember Pamela Anderson exists, and Kim Kardashian probably got naked right after she said that considering a.) she’s demonstrably full of shit and b.) what else is she going to do? The day Kim stops getting naked is the day we’re all wondering how they’re going to wedge her ass into a coffin without calling the circus for pointers. “What do you mean you just cremate the elephants? This is a person we’re talking about. In theory.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. You can find me on Facebook

    Facial-wise she is hott..but with her big ass, she shouldn’t pose nude…

    • GUY

      you a fucking idiot. Her ass is her money maker you dumb fuck. Its a shame she hasnt done a full rear shot nude. I would love to see that ass nekkid.

      • You can find me on Facebook

        Take it you would ever in a million years have a shot at her.


      • GUY

        Never said i would. I just said i wanted to see her ass nekkid. Never said it had to be up close and personal. and you dont know me fool. You dont know who i can and cannot fuck. For all you know, i already baged the bitch.
        Trick-ass dickhead.

  2. ZigZagZoey

    As a 29 year old that is.

  3. RoboZombie

    Jiffy Pop ass!!
    Does anyone remember Jiffy Pop? Anyone? *crickets*

  4. Lady Blah Blah

    I wish she was done posing, period.

  5. Hello

    Yeah right. The minute someone waves a wad of cash in her plastic face, she’ll toss her clothes to the wind.

    And since when is 30 old? The only thing old about Kim is seeing her and her Armenian-trash family in the news for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING every fifteen minutes.

    • alisa

      armenian trash family? why the fuck would you bring her race into this? i would have agreed with everything you said, but acting as if being Armenian has anything to do with her and her actions is just ignorant.

      • Katy Perry is Trash

        Because they are Armenian and they are trash, this family has no values and no morals and they need to vanish.

  6. You can find me on Facebook

    I guess it was a slow weekend for her and her she decided to make this shit *news worthy*!? WTF?!

    Staged or not she needs a drink thrown on her, that at least was more interesting..

  7. Rough skills & power tools

    When did she ever pose nude? Now, Uni Leg Heather Mills posed nude….

  8. Drew

    Right. Attention whores don’t just stop being attention whores when they’re “old enough”.

    Nice try Kim. You may convince your unintelligent “fan” base, but nobody with half a brain buys it.

  9. THIS time I totally believe her. Not like all those other times I thought she sounded like a fucking self-serving famewhore liar. This time I think she’s telling the truth.

    I do have to ask though, if she’s not going to get naked…what value does she have? She doesn’t have a job. She’s not curing cancer. She’s not even flipping goddamn burgers. Her only value is periodically getting naked for our benefit and then publicly wallowing in shame over it.

  10. This is a ploy to drive up the price. Clever.

    • Vito

      I think you’re absolutely right!

      Maybe Larry Flint can get her to show some pink. Or maybe one of the more hard core mags (or vid producers, for that matter) can get her to do an ass to mouth. Then swallow. Wow! I’d love to see that.

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Hey Kim,

    Why the long face?

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    Not enough false eyelashes. Needs more. MORE!!!

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    Her waist is looking a bit Snookish here…maybe it’s the dress?

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    She’s so very pretty in a completely contrived & plastic way. In most of these shots she looks exactly like a wax mannequin. Kinda scary.
    And of course there is that figure. I suppose most men don’t even glance at the face. Jeezus tap dancing christ.

  15. The ONLY Hetero in this Joint

    Uhh Fish – when did you decide to go back to posting pics hetero men like?

    Are your sponsors rebelling?

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    Not enought face fillers injected…more more.

  17. grobpilot

    “I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.” So, is this an issue for most women under 30? It’s in their systems to pose nude? I certainly hope so (for all the impossibly hot women, at least).

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    Worst air-brushing I’ve ever seen. That color is no shade of skin I’ve ever seen.

  19. Her face is changing, slowly but surely :-/
    Whoever fed her any positive reinforcement about needing plastic surgery needs to be fucking punched. Hard.

    • josh

      No, really, I wish she continued. So that she finishes as an old trashy bag that will reflect her inner soul.

  20. fester

    She simply needs to tap a new revenue stream. L.A. real estate developers will undoubtedly pay top-dollar if allowed to build condos on her ass.

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    no matter what her age, no one wants to see her big oversized ass and flabby thighs…this woman is not attractvie, take off the makeup you clown.

  22. Ugh, she’s beginning to resemble Fergie.

  23. ugh

    kim, if u stop posing nude, you will become irrelevant in a second. that’s all you’re known for honey. you can try to pretend to be this “saavy business woman” but the only reason you are even famous is because you take off your clothes.

    you will always pose naked, everyone knows that.

  24. Rough skills and power tools

    For Halloween I want to go as mc gruff. Right now i see two crimes being committed…

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    The little one is the prettiest.

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  27. Burt

    Who wants to be this is advertisement for a 30th birthday party that she’s being paid to host at some nightclub? ;)

  28. ricor

    Guy, you’re an idiot. She doesn’t show her fat nasty ass becasue it is covered with bumps and cellulite.

    She’s a whore. If you like whores, great, but she is a pig like her sister.

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    Not gonna pose nude again??? Where do I send the check?

  30. Kim Kardashian Turns 30 in Vegas
    Trick a bitch
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    wtf is going on with her skin?

  31. anonymous

    I bet Kim K’s fat ass weight in gold that she’ll pose nude again for the right money at any age.

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    is her ass real?

  33. Kim Kardashian Turns 30 in Vegas
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    Do love the words View Full Size on a Kimtrashian ass shot :D

  34. NeNe

    I call BS. She will be naked the next time she is offered the right amount of money. Although, why would anyone want to see her naked is beyond me. I think that Kourtney has the better body!!!!

  35. Robert Acquafresca

    her mindset is like my cousin who after he killed someone said he would stop committing crimes after the judge sentenced him to life in prison.

    How many times do we need to see her naked and peed on before it no longer matters what she does in the future.


  36. chuck d

    the world thanks you

  37. Rhialto

    Who are these girls and why are they watching me like that?

  38. she’s “done posing nude” ‘cuz gravity and age is taking its toll on that enormous ass. AND because, after that last nude ass shot, it’s glaringly apparent that without any support garments giving it (her ass) a relatively pleasing shape, it (again, the ass) is just gross, jutty and nasty-looking.

    ’tis TRUE…

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    god, they look so fucking stupid.

  40. Kim Kardashian Turns 30 in Vegas
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    Not enough makeup slodged onto that face… needs MOOOOOORE

  41. Kim Kardashian Turns 30 in Vegas
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    bitch got fat again

  42. Kim Kardashian Turns 30 in Vegas
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    a video game release party? interesting…

  43. Dave

    She is my favorite. She also has many fans on the famous wealthy dating site called *****[BMW millionaire .C o m]**** ‘. Seems she made several good friends there.

  44. alisa

    wow… when extentions are down to your waist they’re a bit too long..

  45. Katy Perry is Trash

    One of the most over rated pieces of shit of all time, she is fake and plastic, wears bucket-loads of make up, has a massive man jaw, and got famous because of a lame sex tape, nasty gypsy.

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