Kim Kardashian is Done Posing Nude

By: The Superficial / October 18, 2010

Less than a month after she whined about Playboy releasing nude outtakes from her 2007 shoot – which she swore she’d never do again – Kim Kardashian posed naked in the pages of W Magazine. Turns out it was just an innocent reflex action to turning 30, according to Us Magazine:

That spread, she said, may have been her nude swan song. “I don’t know [if I'll pose nude again],” she admitted to Us. “I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.”

Right. Because no one over the age of 30 has ever posed nude to remain relevant. It’s practically impossible until you remember Pamela Anderson exists, and Kim Kardashian probably got naked right after she said that considering a.) she’s demonstrably full of shit and b.) what else is she going to do? The day Kim stops getting naked is the day we’re all wondering how they’re going to wedge her ass into a coffin without calling the circus for pointers. “What do you mean you just cremate the elephants? This is a person we’re talking about. In theory.”

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