Kim Kardashian is Celibate Now

December 17th, 2010 // 110 Comments

Essentially making this photo the ass equivalent of wax fruit you could sit on, Kim Kardashian told Ryan Seacrest she wants to remain single for an entire year, according to Popeater:

“I’ve made a promise to myself and I’m really trying hard to stick to it, but I’m such a hopeless romantic that it’s hard,” she tells Ray. [Ed. Nice Freudian typo, Popeater.] “I want to try to be single my whole year of being 30.”
The ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ star, who recently split from Halle Berry’s ex Aubry, tells Ray that her schedule is simply too full to concentrate on romance right now.
“I have a hundred different jobs,” says Kardashian. “When do I have time to really focus on someone?”

You know what I love most about the Kardashians? They haven’t met a piece of bullshit they wouldn’t sling to sound like they’re actual human beings capable of feelings and emotions. I mean, c’mon, Kim doesn’t want to enter a relationship because she’s concerned about the needs of someone who isn’t her? Get outta here. She wouldn’t stop to put out a baby on fire if she thought it make her ass look “cellulitey”. And I would know. I’ve lit at least three on fire on her front steps. HAVE YOU NO HEART?!

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Brian

    Was this said before or after she aborted kanyes kid??

  2. jojo

    it can’t be said enough. Kim is an asshole.

  3. I bet she’s celibate until she gets enough money for her charity to start putting out.

  4. Fatpeoplerpeoples2

    Looks like she’s trying to shoplift two pumpkins by stuffing them under her dress. What’s the yearly toilet seat budget at the Lardassian compound? Must be in the hundreds of thousands of dollars.

  5. anonymous

    other than getting paid to show up for sh*t and do absolutely nothing but her pictures taken–what other “jobs” does she have?

    how are is it to get up every morning and do that?

  6. Kim Kardashian
    kayk
    Commented on this photo:

    So Celibate mean no one will sleep with you?

  7. Kim Kardashian
    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    Totally agree with you. Once upon a time, she had a pretty face. Now she’s just soooooo waxy looking — and who wears that much makeup in the daytime.
    She’s always dressed for the opening of some dance club. Why don’t these Kardashian people do some good for humanity — and just leave the stage!!!

  8. MLVC

    I wonder what size logs escape from her turd carver?? I would bang the Jenner girls…

  9. Kim Kardashian
    Yer Mom
    Commented on this photo:

    This “girl” is beyond ugly. I’m not even sure this is a female. It shall be called Shim.

  10. one legged

    she fucks for money

    but she thinks that is just normal

    just like coke and models
    and 100% male models ARE gay

    real world is fun.. have fun with the 79 concentration camps in america

  11. Does anyone else think that watching Kim walk away in this dress would be like watching a fight between two hippopotamuses?

  12. Sparkle

    I don’t see how this is anything to make fun of. Kudos to her.

  13. John

    She’s a fur whore

  14. wim

    ……………..if she only could ski like lindsey vonn.
    I SHOULD HAVE TWO NUMBER ONE’s!!

  15. wim

    just wait a little longer.

  16. LOLA

    PEOPLE WHO ARE COMMENTING SUCH NEGATIVES AND STUPID COMMENTS.. PLEASE BUY A LIFE… AND SO OTHER THINGS U NEED. BE HAPPY… INSTEAD OF BELIEVING U ARE PERFECT .. BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT LOOKS LIKE WHEN U COMMENT NEGATIVE ABOUT OTHERS.. START TO SEE WHAT U NEED TO FIX OR IMPROVE…

    • mud butt

      Kindly blow it out of your ass. Snarky comments – that’s what this is all about. If you want to hear cheerleading, just turn on ET or whatever tickles your puss.

  17. Kim Kardashian
    rfm
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was pronounced cellulite.

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