Kim Kardashian is Celibate Now
“I’ve made a promise to myself and I’m really trying hard to stick to it, but I’m such a hopeless romantic that it’s hard,” she tells Ray. [Ed. Nice Freudian typo, Popeater.] “I want to try to be single my whole year of being 30.”
The ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ star, who recently split from Halle Berry’s ex Aubry, tells Ray that her schedule is simply too full to concentrate on romance right now.
“I have a hundred different jobs,” says Kardashian. “When do I have time to really focus on someone?”
You know what I love most about the Kardashians? They haven’t met a piece of bullshit they wouldn’t sling to sound like they’re actual human beings capable of feelings and emotions. I mean, c’mon, Kim doesn’t want to enter a relationship because she’s concerned about the needs of someone who isn’t her? Get outta here. She wouldn’t stop to put out a baby on fire if she thought it make her ass look “cellulitey”. And I would know. I’ve lit at least three on fire on her front steps. HAVE YOU NO HEART?!
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