Like stuffing 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. But with nipples.
Why is she signing a guitar. She does not play it. Maybe she used the neck for self-gratification (with all her Mandingo boyfriends she is probably used to the size)
Why is she famous?
she put out a sex tape and worked the PR angle until she was reality TV celebrity and brought her whole famly of ewoks along for the ride.
She starts her celebrity death the same way she started her celebrity life – with black balls around her face.
well played sir.
At least I can’t smell any urine.
she make me wanna vo mit
That belt … is majorly f-u-g.
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Kim Kardashian outside FOX News Studio in New York. (November 29, 2010)