Kim Kardashian is a Tease

November 29th, 2010 // 69 Comments

What you’re looking at is Kim Kardashian participating in the Keep a Child Alive campaign for World AIDS Day. Apparently on Wednesday she’ll sign off of both Facebook and Twitter, or “die” in this topsy-turvy Internet world, until $1 million is raised by texting “KIM” to 90999. Does anyone else find that to be the shittiest motivator ever? Make a donation or Kim Kardashian won’t tweet pre-approved messages about her reality show and/or ads for diet pills anymore? C’mon. If this campaign was really serious, she’d literally be forced to die after $1 million was raised. Of course, incredible fund-raising ideas aside, she could just quietly donate the money herself, but that wouldn’t involve a very public campaign where she gets to see how people react to her death, the ultimate form of vanity. Which is what charity is all about isn’t? “MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”

Adding… DING!

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kitty Furry

    die

    • Kitty Furry

      I will kill that bitch with my old sh-t

      • A dear fan.

        YES KIM, WE GET IT, YOU’RE CURVY AND PROUD OF IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE SINCE YOU COULD NEVER CHANGE YOUR SHAPE NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRIED, BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO AS FAR AS TO HAVING TO INFLICT BREATHING ISSUES UPON YOURSELF BY FORCING YOUR LARD INTO A TURTLE-NECK PENCIL SKIRT BODY SUIT WITH A THICK HIGH BELT TO TUCK YOUR MIDSECTION IN AS TIGHTLY AS IT CAN GO? YOU LOOK DEPRESSED UNDER THAT CAKED-ON MASK THAT A POOR LITTLE GAY MAN HAS TO SPEND HIS TIME CREATING FOR YOU EACH MORNING OF YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE GETTING FATTER AND FATTER NO MANY HOW MANY LUNGES YOU DO OR HOW MANY $60 SALADS YOU CONSUME. SORRY HONEY BUT YOU’RE JUST A SINGLE COW WHO WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO AFFORD LAZOR HAIR REMOVAL BY BEING BRUCIE’S STEPDAUGHTER. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOUR FAN BASE IS COMPOSED OF OVERWEIGHT BRAINLESS AMERICAN PRE-TEEN FEMALES AND BOYS THAT MASTURBATE TO YOUR REGRETFUL MAXIM PHOTOS AND DREAM OF PUTTING THEIR CHOADS INTO YOUR GREY ANUS. “xoxo Baby mua mua mua”

  2. Kim Kardashian
    fatguyinalittleshirt
    Commented on this photo:

    oh my….

  3. Kim Kardashian
    Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    Like stuffing 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. But with nipples.

  4. I’d donate to the fund where they actually cremate her.

  5. Kim Kardashian
    Euroman
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she signing a guitar. She does not play it. Maybe she used the neck for self-gratification (with all her Mandingo boyfriends she is probably used to the size)

  6. I bet five bucks she can’t go 15 waking minutes before she gets the social media withdrawal shakes. Plus, I like how they got a nice double-wide coffin to accommodate her ass.

  7. jojo

    For a pre op transgender he certainly could die when they remove his cock.

  8. McFeely Smackup

    So they told her to pose like she’s dead in a coffin, and THIS is what she thinks it looks like? I’ve been to a few funerals, never seen anyone splayed out like that.

    Seriously though, this has to be the worst idea for a fund raiser I’ve ever heard. Who the fuck is going to miss the attention whores?

    • blah

      The people who give them attention obviously. Like you by reading and commenting on this. What would you anonymously pseudo-”rant” about if it weren’t for this?

    • godzilla

      I guess is like If the Superficial Said he wont write any more articles until we donate lets say 50 thousand, I know people would probably pay it,
      I guess there is a reason for her to be on tv and so famous, Her fans WILL PAY the money
      just watch

  9. Snooki's Butthole

    Wishful thinking…..

  10. Facebook me

    Who is she trying to be?! Juliet? As in Romeo and Juliet? Bitch please! I think her haters should donate a $1.00 each in effort to keep her in her coffin and bury her with the proceeds.

  11. Kim Kardashian
    KimKisaslut
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she famous?

    • Alex

      she put out a sex tape and worked the PR angle until she was reality TV celebrity and brought her whole famly of ewoks along for the ride.

  12. elence

    She looks like she’s resting from a hard day of work… :O

    And when you think you saw everything, Kim comes to save the world…..
    Can I donate money for her brain??? Please! It’s urgent!

  13. chynasclit

    let the bitch sign off FOREVER HAHA .. the world will be a happier place.

  14. mark

    i’d kill her to find a cure for indigestion.

  15. really

    she should lay off the plastic surgery. her face looks so plastic.

  16. Cher X

    At least she looks more animated there than she does on her show.

  17. sal

    She has started looking cartoonish… her cheek implants are hideous

  18. Kim Kardashian
    annoying
    Commented on this photo:

    Far too much make up and fat falling over her belt:(
    Waiting for the day everyboy gets tired seeing this said creature!

  19. So THAT’S what she looks like when having sex????

    Kim in a Coffin. I see a new Playboy spread coming!!!

    As for the whole donation thing, someone should counter the 1 million dollar fundraising thing by counter offering 2 dollars to keep her trap shut and out of the public eye for every dollar collected by her to come back to twitter and facebook.

  20. Ismoss

    She’ll donate the money herself just to back to media whoring.

    • kim k is not > the rest of the world

      exactly , they acting like she don’t got no money . where she get the money for all them implants then ?

  21. Mena

    I spoke to the people in Africa and they said if it meant having this whore help them raise funds, taking a cocktail of meds until they die isnt so bad afterall.

    They also thought it was a nice touch having a fellow sufferer of STDs in the ad.

  22. MarkM

    I would donate ALL of my money to never hear from her again!

  23. Emmanuel

    Muthafuka Guy U described the situation with the right words:
    The ultimate form of vanity. Which is what charity
    Those artist could easily give the money without any inconvenient for their wallets.
    If u see How in Mexico The Gov’t ask money for everything,
    Bur in hell muthafuckas

  24. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    She starts her celebrity death the same way she started her celebrity life – with black balls around her face.

  25. MAveRiCknewyork

    Man. Why so much hate?

  26. bla'l'l

    What a dumb bitch. Honestly. Dumb whiny fat sad little single rich girl. Poor you Kimmie, xoxo

  27. Kim Kardashian
    bla
    Commented on this photo:

    she make me wanna vo mit

  28. Basketca

    They’re raising money for people dying od AIDS in Africa and India. And what about the rest of the world? Only people from Africa and India suffer? There are loooooots of people of poor countries dying because of AIDS outside Africa and India.

    Also, I don’t give a damn about celebrities in twitter. I have a twitter and follow some of them, but most of the time they just tweet crap, like “I’m on Letterman! So excited”, or “My movie comes out today x100″. I think I will survive without them.

  29. Doc Scweinstrudel

    Hey cut on coffee, people. This time this leach finally did something useful for society.

  30. sobrietyisacrutch

    Now THAT’S what I call conceited.

  31. POOPFACE

    kim is so vain she’d have her mom pay the 1mil if it went on too long.

  32. ricor

    It is nice to see her dead. Let’s just hope she goes away one way or the other…

  33. Hello

    So celebrities are going to disappear off the face of the earth until we donate? NOBODY DONATE!

  34. If you wanna help stop the spread of HIV, don’t fuck and get pissed on by thugs and/or professional athletes.

  35. Kim Kardashian
    Stanky Stu
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, she’s gonna be a big ol’ sloppy disgusting pile of cellulite one day real soon. Medical science has no way of preventing that… And I’m going to punch her in that dirty clown’s mouth the first chance I get.

  36. tansie

    a fellow aids sufferer helping other aids sufferers!!!!!

  37. See Alice

    Imagine how long it would take just to embalm her enormous ass !

  38. Kim Kardashian
    RGO
    Commented on this photo:

    the fat is sexy man common thats hot.

  39. truth

    oh yea, she definitely knows a thing or two about STDs.

  40. Kim Kardashian
    Kelley
    Commented on this photo:

    That belt … is majorly f-u-g.

  41. Heyo

    Look on the bright side. After all those black dudes, we can now look forward to rigor mortis tightening up her vagina again. NECROPHILIA!

  42. Looks like there’s just enough room in that coffin for Kim, her ass, Heidi Montag, Paris, Snooki and Lindsay TOO. Why not just get rid of ALL the fucking trash at ONE time?

  43. anonym

    that face is looking a little old.

    she looks about as old as Courtney Cox

  44. Photoshopped! There is no way her ass didn’t have it’s own separate funeral.

  45. Kim Kardashian is Dead
    madame psychosis
    Commented on this photo:

    And the only useful part of her to donate is her ass. Shortest obituary ever.

  46. Her ass didn’t have a separate funeral, but it left a hell of a wake.

  47. Heidi Montag

    Aaarrrggh! I don’t believe this shit. The fish is a shill for the Kardashians and other brain dead humps.. Look at who else is a ‘member’ of Buzz media.. For fuck sake..

  48. suck it

    Oh man how funny would it be if she didn’t raise the million??? :D

  49. Kim Kardashian
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    What fat?

  50. Simole

    I just hope she wasn’t carrying a donor card. Imagine waking up after an accident to find you’ve had an ass transplant from her.

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