Kim Kardashian Really Wants You To Forget She’s A House, A Huge, Giant House

Pregnancy is absolutely destroying Kim Kardashian even more than pretending to workout at the gym but really just reading a Cosmo already was, but you wouldn’t know it from her Instagram where over the past week she’s taken to sharing non-pregnant, conveniently angled pics of herself. So for educational purposes, we’ve posted each of those pics followed by what Kim looked like just last night which happened to be exactly what Natalie Portman’s character in Black Swan saw every time she looked in a mirror. Haha! Body dysmorphia. So rife for comedy and not at all serious. (If I say things out loud, they become true. Don’t you ruin this for me.)

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