Kim Kardashian in a Bikini

June 11th, 2010 // 104 Comments

And now to complete the Famewhore Trifecta.

Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami today where she conveniently wrapped her ass in a sarong before going out in front of all the paparazzi she just called. Apparently she’s in town for a friend’s bachelorette party, so it’s nice to see she squeezed in some Kim-time before having to watch everyone pay attention to someone that isn’t her. Only men who went through POW camps in Nam can truly understand that pain. “Seriously, why’s everybody looking at the bride? *calls agent* Leak another sex tape. NOW. — All out? Hold on, I’m going to fuck this waiter in front of my phone. We’ll call it ‘Save Room for Kim-sert.’ *snort*

Photos: INFdaily, Mavrix

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  1. Ada
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re just jelous, she’s so gorgeous, I love her outfit and her lips are perfect, wish I was her 8->

  2. turd da third

    This new site layout sucks. I see that fish is deleting comments here and there also. Guess he is not only money hungry but has gone into dictator mode too.
    Notice how much new advertising there is bombarding this site. Fish you suck!

    Anway.

    This dumb attention whore looks just like a bug splat on the front window of my truck. I do think however that the bug splat is smarter.

  3. JD
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    I know she’s a mudshark, but she’s still pretty hot. Not that I would go there after she’s been playing Dian Fossey and all, but still, if it wasn’t for that I would.

  4. Shemp
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    I don’t think much of her, person-wise, but there’s no denying she’s a beautiful woman. Check out her feet, though. They are starting to get pretty huge and splayed out from having to support that weight.

    Big feet: the downside of being a curvy chick…

  5. the EPA

    Why has no one pointed out yet that Kardashian and her sister Chewbacca are dirty

    C O A L B U R N E R S

  6. bag_designer

    owo!……….

  7. turd da 3rd
    Commented on this photo:

    3rd turd here biatch..

  8. rusty
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim, If you read this, I’m a 22 year old man who you will probably never meet, but I just want to say that I think you are absolutely gorgeous and I wish I could be with a woman even half as beautiful as you.

  9. eldo
    Commented on this photo:

    The fact that she annoys enough for you to waste 5 minutes of your life typing 3 paragraphs about how much she annoys you speaks volumes about your inferiority.

  10. nao

    this woman is so plastic!!

  11. Mike

    I’d rather look at the self-absorbed no-consequence skank at The Superficial –
    Kate Gosselin’s Cleavage-Fest and Other News

    Before I look at this fat-ass-self-absorbed no-consequence skank. I forgot ugly. At least you know what Gosselin’s spawn will look like. Kims shit will make you want to shit in your own mouth every morning. I think that’s bad.

  12. Thank you for your sharing.

  13. Buffalo Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Sarong? Looks like the Bedspread from a cheezy Hollywood No-Tell Motel… enough of this fat biotch already….

  14. fugnut
    Commented on this photo:

    ugly is ugly dawg ..let;s call it as it is ..

  15. fugnut
    Commented on this photo:

    ps ..it ain’t cause she fat ..she has short legs she always hiding ..a phoney skank famewhore ..ugly greasy as hell

  16. Denise504

    FAKE hair, FAKE butt, FAKE eyelashes, FAKE brown complexion…. What is really hers to claim ???????????????????????????????

  17. zone
    Commented on this photo:

    que conformista eres mi hermano..yo he estado con mujeres como ella y son superfiiales no te hacen feliz solo son de plastico!! me quedo con las que si te quieren y no esta conmigo solo por pasar un rato!!

  18. zone
    Commented on this photo:

    conformist that you are my brother .. I’ve been with women like her and are superfiiales not make you happy are just plastic! I stay with that if you want and not with me just for hanging out!

  19. Apostate

    Kimmy can do no wrong as far as I’m concerned. So she has no discernible talent other than being a fame slattern/human urinal,so what? Those made in Armenia curves more than compensate for her sex tape shortcumings…

  20. KLS
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    She is beautiful, and just because you have breast and hips dont mean your fat. She has a very sexy body. Id rather it anyday over a skinny beanpole. I have a shape similar to hers and men love it.

  21. sarah

    She is such a fat ugly ass. She thinks that if she wears 8 inch heals she will look tall and thin, that doesn’t work. what is she famous for? she did a sex tape and wears it like a trophy. i would be embarrassed to have something like that out there not kim, she uses it to her advantage. she can’t act, sing, dance and has zero personality on film. She is about as smart as a box of rocks and somehow got famous. i guess this is something that all young girls can look up to and if they do a sex tape they can be famous like you!!!!! you actually did a sex tape with ray j how embarrassing, you guys are both jokes!!! its amazing how it jump started your career, actually it jump started your whole families career. i hope they appreciate all the hard work and time you put into the tape. hey it got you guys on the map because before this all your family was known for being related to one of the attorneys that got oj off a double homicide. you will always be a whore in most peoples eyes. just remember you are a joke and no one takes you seriously, obviously people who you make money treat you with respecta but the average person knowswho you really are and all you will be!!! i bet if you asked anyone in your family wouold they go back to a average life but you could still have your respect, no video, i guarentee you your whole family would say that they would take their life today and you be imbarrassed of the sex tape you don’t need to wear your fat ass with such pride, it is ugly and actually makes you look like you are ghetto!!! you look like you belong in south central la. black men love a big ass, white men not so much. your lucky you like black men, i dont think a white guy would give you the time of day!!! you are a little too fat for the white world

  22. Mike
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    She-Man………………..and a fat one at that. Stick to parka’s, you make me want to gag when you put all the fat in a bikini.

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