And now to complete the Famewhore Trifecta.
Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami today where she conveniently wrapped her ass in a sarong before going out in front of all the paparazzi she just called. Apparently she’s in town for a friend’s bachelorette party, so it’s nice to see she squeezed in some Kim-time before having to watch everyone pay attention to someone that isn’t her. Only men who went through POW camps in Nam can truly understand that pain. “Seriously, why’s everybody looking at the bride? *calls agent* Leak another sex tape. NOW. — All out? Hold on, I’m going to fuck this waiter in front of my phone. We’ll call it ‘Save Room for Kim-sert.’ *snort*”
Philipp | June 11, 2010 at 9:05 pm
hmm…. boobs
Famous Plastic | June 11, 2010 at 9:10 pm
For someone that has so much plastic surgery, Kim sure does wear a lot of coverups…
jacob balls | June 13, 2010 at 2:23 pm
fag alert
cellphone | June 11, 2010 at 9:18 pm
With the site’s new technology,the quality of the pics is extremely well.
Nero | June 11, 2010 at 9:20 pm
I’d like her moustache.
bimbamboing | June 11, 2010 at 9:42 pm
She’s gonna have even a more tougher time to hide her cellulite.
Darth | June 11, 2010 at 9:53 pm
She has more make-up on her legs than on her face.
Rhialto | June 11, 2010 at 10:04 pm
I was thinking lately that these Hollywood bitches are getting tougher and with that,the mouths are getting bigger and louder by the day.The simple and genius,answer to that all is: higher resolution pics … *Evil laughter*
Master Spook | June 11, 2010 at 10:52 pm
I saw it all.
Sheena | June 11, 2010 at 9:32 pm
I thought Vampira was dead.
FrankNfrtr | June 11, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Butt of course.
Randal | June 11, 2010 at 10:24 pm
Kim is a creation of beauty painted with a brush that knows no boundaries. Natural curves clash into each other, creating a voluptuous sculpture of Venus-like quality that defies explanation.
A true woman who sets the stage for all other women to follow.
Randal
bitch PLEASE | June 12, 2010 at 10:23 am
You REALLY need to STOP smoking that wholesale crack….
Nan | June 12, 2010 at 5:33 pm
When was the last time you saw a statue of Venus that was dumpy?
Ty | June 13, 2010 at 7:01 am
Picture #10…Curvaceous? Her shoulders, waist and hips are about the same width. She clearly needs to do more physical activity. Can’t find a sport she likes? She should ask her step-dad. I’m sure he can come up with some suggestions. After all, he’s a legendary decathlete.
Salvador Dali | June 13, 2010 at 5:43 pm
“Kim is a creation of beauty painted with a brush that knows no boundaries”
Ok that does not make any sense. What are you trying to say here Randal? No boundaries in terms of fucking what? This piss monkey luvin’ whore is fat you idiot!
sarah | August 9, 2010 at 5:25 am
you have to be kidding!!! she is a beauty painted with a brush/? if this is the level you are setting to your standards then i feel sorry for you. she is short, plastic, fake hair, fake breat, fake nose and a fake personality plus she is fat, big legs like tree trunks!!!! her ass is so ugly!!!! she thinksit is hot but little does she know that everyone makes fun of it behind her back. how funny she struts around like her ass is so awesome and everyone laughs at it behind her back!!!1 it is an ass only a black guy would appreciate. i hope she realizes that she is joke compared to what is considered sexy. pick up a sport illustrated, you will never be that!!!!
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Lenny | June 11, 2010 at 11:03 pm
I’m old school and I can remember when you had to have some talent to be famous. Get naked, blow someone on a video and get pissed on and that’s it. We are headed in a terrible direction.
bar room hero | June 12, 2010 at 1:14 am
no shit, buncha talentless slags…
Heidi (tranny) Montag, kendra koalburner, the Kardashian whores…etc. etc.
FrankNfrtr | June 12, 2010 at 9:13 am
That’s right! Thank U for the helpful reminder. Thru the magic of the internet I’ve learned that this woman released her own seX tape with a guy PEEING on her!
WTF?!?
When people see her in public they point & laugh, right?
Ty | June 13, 2010 at 7:02 am
I’d ask her if she thought she’s leading the life her dad would have wanted her to have.
captain america | June 12, 2010 at 12:25 am
…………..just talking is a waste of enenergy.
Shitefest | June 12, 2010 at 2:12 am
I have no idea what’ going on with this site, but it’s shite now. I’m gone.
blind leading the blind | June 12, 2010 at 2:23 am
can’t believe this thing still has viewers.
Erin | June 12, 2010 at 10:06 am
Is it just a lucky coincidence that the full text of this fit on the home page, or did you actually fix that follow-the-jump bullshit?
Morning | June 12, 2010 at 10:09 am
Who the hell wears fucking HUGE earrings & makeup to the beach???!! Seriously, she is so fucking annoying. She NEVER swims when she is near water. All she does is just stand there like a moron waiting for the flash to snap.
Fucking annoying. She needs to realize that she is INfamous, not famous. I hate how most of her fans stick up for her & when asked why they like her, then they respond with, “Oh I love how she puts on makeup! lolz!”
ANYONE can put makeup on if trained correctly and PLUS she always has makeup artist to put that nasty junk on her face daily. She even admitted that she can’t cake her face herself worth shit. She can’t do anything on her own accept be fucking ANNOYING- she’s quite talented at that.
Nan | June 12, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Don’t forget, just 3 years ago she was best friends with the other celebrity who got famous for her porn movie.
Tulip | June 12, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Everyone in Europe wears makeup to the beach. Just so you know, 99% of bikinis sold in the U.S. never touch the water, so why not wear makeup. I even wear makeup to have surgery. So there!!!! ( blowing raspberries)
Nynke | October 4, 2010 at 11:39 am
Hi, I’m a 15 year old Dutch girl and REALLY everyone here swim if they got the chance! Even if its 10 degrees below zero (Celsius, not Fahrenrad). Just google on “nieuwjaarsduik”.
Also, we all were accessoires and make-up to the beach! No, now I’m lying. There are less women here that were make-up then in other countries out of Europe. But if we do, we were it to everything, we are so down already that we need to put on more make-up when we want to go to the local
Kim Kardashian’s body is really beautifully, everyone sais she’s fat. But listen; are we already so far that we only like the skinny types? We say in Holland “Dun hoeft niet altijd mooier te zijn”, wat means skinny doesn’t have to be more beautifull! And that’s true. A friend of mine had size XXS but when she ate more she got to size L. And she is GORGEOUS. There is no bones, no muscles to see, just woman curves! She got too many attention, I want too!
My boyfriends lost thirty kg, but came on 30 and he’s really cute now. Men are getting wider, and it looks like he’s a bodybuilder. Just so manly. Oh my gosh, I’d like it soooo much.
Indeed, she got a mustache, mwuhahah rofl. But her face is even without make-up gorgeous even she’s fake.
bitch PLEASE | June 12, 2010 at 10:33 am
Fish I thought you said you weren’t gonna post anymore stories OR pics about this fucking fat bitch…
FrankNfrtr | June 12, 2010 at 10:47 am
Look at the site’s ads. It’s on the Kardashian payroll.
Looks like quite a money train to hitch onto. Remember, that’s what it is ALL about!
There’s no profit in posting fresh faced, possibly talented newcomers.
Only a webmaster that truly cared about the audience here would offer up such rare treats. Instead we get the KKK sisters & Mrs. Gosselin.
huh? | June 12, 2010 at 10:37 am
“A true woman who sets the stage for all other women to follow”?????? Are you kidding me? So you’re saying women should sleep with anything on two legs and film videos getting pee’ed on? Nice role model to follow. Oh, and what’s with the Charlie & the Chocolate Factory glasses? She’s such a tool.
Wiley | June 12, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Plastic Face = Ugly
Gen | June 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Those glasses are just downright comical. She is a parody at herself at this point. No commentary is necessary; we can just look at her and laugh.
Can we please get some pictures of beautiful celebrities on here who I can at least envy on some pathetic level? Because Lindsay, Kim, Kendra are all just sad at this point.
Typical | June 12, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Hey look everybody, a typical dumb, fat, American whore. She even sexes black too. How low can Americans get? Asian wont touch those monkeyses. The blacks here no their inferior savage status. ASian will always sit at top, then white, then Indian, Arab, Native American, Latinos who are non-mexican, black, and finally mexican. We are petite, cute, smart, kind, modest, classy, elegant, have nice hair, and skinny. American are the opposite of that. Kim is opposite. She is cellulite fat and had to get plastic surgery on her face because she wanted to look Asian. Kim is hairy brown Arab who sexes black and mexican and white trash. Asian only sex Asian, white, and Jew. We chose top of the line. Our men are smart, successful, and at the top of the hierarchy when it comes to people who matter. Americans whores date losers and scum. WE date rich, wealthy, and powerful. Just look to Rupert Murdoch, John Lennon, Nic Cage, Maurey Povish, Wesley Snipes, a negro American football player, Russel Simmons, I could go on. They all want us and no slutty American who opens her legs to everybody who says high. We have class to that.
Valentina | June 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Apparently you are not a ‘typical Asian intellectual’ as you have the grammatical skills of a six year old who speaks English as a second language. P.S. You Asians all look as if you have been hit in the face with a shovel and you smell like rotting fish.
Typical | June 12, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Shut up Valentina I bet you are a loose whore. I am smarter and more classy than you. I bet you sex blacks and mexicans. I bet you open your legs for everyone. I and other Asians have standards. We are selective in who we offer our superior selves to. Tall, rich, attractive, and smart Asians, whites, and Jews are all we want. Everyone else is scum and dumb savage.
And I speak 3 languages you dumb American. I say Mandarin, Cantonese, and English. How many do you speak stupid. I bet you cant even speak English. You probably speak that ebony crap right? I am in England at university and all white English make fun of American English speakers because you don’t speak it right. You all copy blacks and dead-beats. You are the worlds laugh track. Everybody makes funny you. You have black president who speaks like a typical dumb negro. Before that you have president who talks like a trailer trash. They reflect the stupidity of most Americans. You voted them in losers.
Burt | June 12, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Mmm, right. And that statement makes you the more mature one?
yourmother | June 12, 2010 at 9:43 pm
You can’t even spell and you put yourself up as an example of a superior race? You stupid bitch!
The only thing men want with you flat faced, squinty-eyed, no eyelids having, K-9, dog-ass, bow-wow, skinny bitches with no tits OR ass is to fuck the shit out of you for as long as we can stand the smell of your bug-eating asses!
We know your men have dicks the size of a roll of Certs breath mints and that’s why they tied your ugly feet up for centuries, to keep you nasty bitches from running away to look for some real meat.
You entire race is pint-sized and sleazy. Your county encourages counterfeit in all forms, you pollute the world making those third rate cars, poisonous toys and sending all the waste into the atmosphere. The one thing about you chinks, is that you’ve always been the most selfish country on earth!
If you guys are so smart, why can’t you elect a government chosen by the many instead of being ruled by the guy with the strongest army? Puhleezzze!
Never think anyone is envious of you tiny, worm and bug eating people. Not to mention how funny looking you are.
‘You have faces like frying pans, flat as hell. When I look as Asians from the side, it’s like looking at a flat wall! You don’t have any eyelids and your eye sockets are slanted at a 45 degree angle. What the fuck is so attractive about that?
It’s the fact that you skanks were trained from birth to please a man that makes men want to fuck you, that and the fact that you’re so sickeningly passive. Any real man would tire of you washing his ass with your tongue within a month or two.
Your race is the scum of the earth, a bunch of midgets with a Napoleonic complex shooting down your own people in cold blood simply because they disagree with your government.
You can have all you Asian scumbags, Laotians, Vietnamese, Koreans, Chinese, Japanese and any other yellow, fish eating, pajama wearing, funny smelling, sing-song talking pieces of shit and drown them in the ocean. Another place you bastards are destroying!
Fuck you, bitch. Go back to your grass hut and rice paddies. We never wanted you yellow bastards here anyway!!!!!!
bitch PLEASE | June 13, 2010 at 12:42 am
Hey now..let’s show Typical some “respect”..I mean after all she was one of those pancake faced gook bitches that’s been in many of those “scat” movies her people are WELL KNOWN for, sucking the shit outta each other’s asses and letting men of ALL colors piss on them and tie them up and beat the fuck outta them. Oh yeah..you motherfuckers are just SO CLASSY.
steez | June 13, 2010 at 3:43 pm
someone just got trolled.
Stace | June 13, 2010 at 5:05 pm
That shit was grrrrrreat!
Ashley | June 14, 2010 at 12:36 am
Whatthehell is this bitch going on about? I’m freaking Asian too and reading this comment makes me wish I wasn’t. This is disgusting, and your grammar is truly horrendous.
Still, not all Asians are flat faced and single-eye lidded. Koreans and Japanese, maybe. But there are still some who don’t look like they ran face first into a wall and never recovered.
Jack Mehoff | June 12, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I’d suck on her big titties & ass.
RasputinsLiver | June 12, 2010 at 5:42 pm
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Damn, bitch is a fuckin’ hog, man. Like she’s dogsville, dude.
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rula | June 12, 2010 at 5:44 pm
why did you change the siiite
Tulip | June 12, 2010 at 6:06 pm
That is the ugliest swim outfit that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. She looks like some kind of a discussing incest that you just want to squish. What was she thinking?
SweetCherry | June 13, 2010 at 1:48 am
It is so sad to look at Kim now..she looks like a plastic soccer Mom…I used to think her exotic, eithnic looks were what made her special..and a beauty…she messed with her nose..her face…frozen in botox at such an early age…she let Hollywood mess up her head…and her looks. She looks like an older white lady…yuck
zdoy | June 13, 2010 at 4:12 am
This site is so lame now@ who cares about the kardashinansss
turd da third | June 13, 2010 at 8:45 am
This new site layout sucks. I see that fish is deleting comments here and there also. Guess he is not only money hungry but has gone into dictator mode too.
Notice how much new advertising there is bombarding this site. Fish you suck!
Anway.
This dumb attention whore looks just like a bug splat on the front window of my truck. I do think however that the bug splat is smarter.
the EPA | June 13, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Why has no one pointed out yet that Kardashian and her sister Chewbacca are dirty
C O A L B U R N E R S
bag_designer | June 13, 2010 at 3:57 pm
owo!……….
nao | June 13, 2010 at 8:40 pm
this woman is so plastic!!
Mike | June 13, 2010 at 9:53 pm
I’d rather look at the self-absorbed no-consequence skank at The Superficial –
Kate Gosselin’s Cleavage-Fest and Other News
Before I look at this fat-ass-self-absorbed no-consequence skank. I forgot ugly. At least you know what Gosselin’s spawn will look like. Kims shit will make you want to shit in your own mouth every morning. I think that’s bad.
sunny00087 | June 13, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Thank you for your sharing.
Denise504 | June 14, 2010 at 4:14 pm
FAKE hair, FAKE butt, FAKE eyelashes, FAKE brown complexion…. What is really hers to claim ???????????????????????????????
Apostate | June 14, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Kimmy can do no wrong as far as I’m concerned. So she has no discernible talent other than being a fame slattern/human urinal,so what? Those made in Armenia curves more than compensate for her sex tape shortcumings…
sarah | August 9, 2010 at 5:12 am
She is such a fat ugly ass. She thinks that if she wears 8 inch heals she will look tall and thin, that doesn’t work. what is she famous for? she did a sex tape and wears it like a trophy. i would be embarrassed to have something like that out there not kim, she uses it to her advantage. she can’t act, sing, dance and has zero personality on film. She is about as smart as a box of rocks and somehow got famous. i guess this is something that all young girls can look up to and if they do a sex tape they can be famous like you!!!!! you actually did a sex tape with ray j how embarrassing, you guys are both jokes!!! its amazing how it jump started your career, actually it jump started your whole families career. i hope they appreciate all the hard work and time you put into the tape. hey it got you guys on the map because before this all your family was known for being related to one of the attorneys that got oj off a double homicide. you will always be a whore in most peoples eyes. just remember you are a joke and no one takes you seriously, obviously people who you make money treat you with respecta but the average person knowswho you really are and all you will be!!! i bet if you asked anyone in your family wouold they go back to a average life but you could still have your respect, no video, i guarentee you your whole family would say that they would take their life today and you be imbarrassed of the sex tape you don’t need to wear your fat ass with such pride, it is ugly and actually makes you look like you are ghetto!!! you look like you belong in south central la. black men love a big ass, white men not so much. your lucky you like black men, i dont think a white guy would give you the time of day!!! you are a little too fat for the white world