Kim Kardashian: ‘I’d Get Married Again’

December 16th, 2011 // 92 Comments

If you thought Kim Kardashian‘s divorce from Kris Humphries crushed her heart, turning into a cynical woman incapable of believing in the power of love again, you’re a fucking idiot worry not, for hope springs eternal from assy fields of whore. Via Us Magazine:

Despite the sad, fast end of her marriage to Humphries, 26, the superstar insisted she hasn’t ruled out getting married for a third time. “I believe in love… always,” she said.

Oh, thank God. For a minute there I thought she’d say she’d never get married again, and I don’t think I could adapt to a world where a Kardashian won’t do something for money. Hit me with ducks driving cars, Nazis using a time machine to win World War II, Dane Cook considered a respectable comic but don’t ever put me in a position where there’s a line walking urinal cakes won’t cross for money. It’s anarchy!

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  1. Of course she’d get married again. She wants to make more money$$$. And so does her, uh, mother. But she’s OLD now. Who cares?

  2. denis

    fuckin biatch

  3. Cpm

    If we can get another season.

  4. Of course she would get married again.

    She makes $17 million for each marriage lasting less than 70 days.

    This means she can get married FIVE TIMES A YEAR.

    This means she stands to earn $85 MILLION A YEAR from getting married FIVE TIMES.

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khaos Store Opening
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    I like this one, it says: “Hi, I’m a whore”

  6. roro

    who is ur next victim kim trashdashian ????

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khaos Store Opening
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    who made her belt?

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