Kim Kardashian: ‘I’d Get Married Again’
If you thought Kim Kardashian’s divorce from Kris Humphries crushed her heart, turning into a cynical woman incapable of believing in the power of love again,
you’re a fucking idiot worry not, for hope springs eternal from assy fields of whore. Via Us Magazine:
Despite the sad, fast end of her marriage to Humphries, 26, the superstar insisted she hasn’t ruled out getting married for a third time. “I believe in love… always,” she said.
Oh, thank God. For a minute there I thought she’d say she’d never get married again, and I don’t think I could adapt to a world where a Kardashian won’t do something for money. Hit me with ducks driving cars, Nazis using a time machine to win World War II, Dane Cook considered a respectable comic but don’t ever put me in a position where there’s a line walking urinal cakes won’t cross for money. It’s anarchy!