Kim Kardashian: ‘I’d Get Married Again’

December 16th, 2011 // 92 Comments

If you thought Kim Kardashian‘s divorce from Kris Humphries crushed her heart, turning into a cynical woman incapable of believing in the power of love again, you’re a fucking idiot worry not, for hope springs eternal from assy fields of whore. Via Us Magazine:

Despite the sad, fast end of her marriage to Humphries, 26, the superstar insisted she hasn’t ruled out getting married for a third time. “I believe in love… always,” she said.

Oh, thank God. For a minute there I thought she’d say she’d never get married again, and I don’t think I could adapt to a world where a Kardashian won’t do something for money. Hit me with ducks driving cars, Nazis using a time machine to win World War II, Dane Cook considered a respectable comic but don’t ever put me in a position where there’s a line walking urinal cakes won’t cross for money. It’s anarchy!

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  1. Bonky

    “..the superstar insisted ….”

    So she is a “superstar” now ? I bet they are already working on her biography or a movie about her “rise to fame and fortune”. So many stupid young women look up to this skank, it’s just sad.

    • cc

      ‘it’s just sad’

      I try not to be a doom and gloomer but if this what we’ve been reduced to in terms of ‘celebrities’ we are suffering some form of collective societal illness.

    • rican

      That’s part of the title on her sex video, Kim K Superstar.

    • “Don’t you remember you told me you love me, baby.” – Kris Humphries

    • CranAppleSnapple

      My head nearly exploded when I read that! I hope the guy who wrote the original article can manage to scrape all the poo off his tongue.

    • karlito

      she said she believes in love but the only love she feels is for herself and money. i’ve always hated this whore who became famous for being a whore. i have more respect for the women working on the corner than i do for her and her repulsive family. her mother is there pimp who admitted she makes 10% of her daughters incomes. pimps ususally make 90-99% but this close enough for me.

      • pyrochick

        You are absolutely right! She only loves herself and money. I have never seen a more selfish, arrogant, self-centered skank on earth! She doesn’t have a clue what love is. If she did, then she wouldn’t have filed for divorce after 72 days. You don’t fall out of love in 72 days. So apparently there was no love there from the beginning. She will never have a successful marriage because it’s all about her, her, her and her!

    • Buddy the Elf

      You guys ALL nailed her perfectly – nothing more to say.

  2. Kimarie

    …if the price was right

  3. puddleduck

    Yeah, she’d get married again, if she could find another sap to get involved with her fat, scaly ass. Pretty soon she’ll have to find some poor bastard in Armenia, cause she’s fucked everybody left in the USA.

    • cc

      And get paid by some idiotic publications and score a pile of freebies. I wonder if there’s anything this bitch wouldn’t do for money.

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    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t stand this attention whoring cunt but God I’d put all throbbing uncircumcised passion deep inside her!!!!

  5. Jo

    you left out the rest of that sentence… “….. as long as Pimp Mommy is waving enough $$$$$$ under my nose”. I mean these people only care about doing anything as long as there’s a payday at the end of it.

    I can’t wait to see her when her looks are gone and NOBODY and no money could persuade anyone to be with her. She can sit in her mansion looking at pics of herself when her lard ass wasn’t so close to the ground.

  6. …above the assy whore plain / Kardashia, Kardashia, Ray sprays your face with pee / and crown the woods of brothahood / to sell on DVD!

    All they need now is a flag.

      • World Free of Kardashians

        Holly lord!!!!! this one…….I can’t stop laughing. As sad as it may sound, these people are so right. Who in the fuck would want to get involved with a bitch of her caliber? I think the streetwalkers that charge 10 bucks per blow job (so they say) have more dignity and values……..some of them do it to feed their kids.

  7. We need someone in Congress to pass a law which legalizes the hunting of douches, tools and reality twits. Of course, PETA would come along and bitch about the extinction of these species but then again I don’t listen to PETA anyway.

  8. it had to be said

    Why not get married again? I mean, it’s like a two month commitment and you get to keep the presents, right?

  9. ZigZagZoey

    I beleive in Love…..OF MONEY….ALWAYS

    • Egg Zach Lee.

      Her love of the monays will pull her through… and just you wait – the next Kim Kardashian Wedding Special™ will be three fucking times the spectacle that this shit was.

  10. Casey

    Pictures of her always make me have to pee.

  11. I’m sure she does believe in love—love of attention, love of free gifts, love of being on TV … always.

  12. mean tina

    It’s turned up in a lot of blind items. Her new obsession is Elizabeth Taylor and she thinks she can marry a bunch like her and the public with understand she is a ‘hopeless romantic’. Kardashian delusion.

  13. mean tina

    Do not ever doubt Kim’s conceit.

  14. mean tina

    She’s a monster.

    • Calling Kim a monster is giving her too much credit. She’s more of an android that’s programmed by her mother/manager and who just follows directions blindly.

  15. mean tina

    All ugly inside. And out.

    • cc

      Well, I’ve found that ugliness tends to start from the inside and seep outward over time (there is actually a scientific basis for that). In her case, this means she’ll look like hell in the not too distant future.

    • World Free of Kardashians

      hummmm……..sadly, yes. No matter how much make up they wear you can see the rotten soul jumping inside their pupil trying to come out for relief!!

  16. mean tina

    Look at those fake tits.

  17. JP

    We do not care. Just go away.

  18. JP

    We do not care. Go away.

  19. Of course she will, because Nair by the barrel isn’t cheap, fucking stank ass hairy hoor.

  20. Freebie

    With all the work done to her face she’s beginning to look like a wax mannequin. She’s had so many injections her face looks unaturally puffy, not youthful. Her boobs are definitely fake and her ass is full of injected fat from her thighs which conveniently doesn’t show up on xrays. Her hair extensions are getting longer and longer and pretty soon she’ll be bald in the front from pulling her hair back so tight.

  21. Bill Clinton

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

  22. anonymoose

    Kris HumptyDumpty was the best she can do.

    No one stupid enough if left to even pretend to date this waste of space.

    I’m looking forward to 20 yrs from now when SpiderEyes is alone with her purse dog living with her invalid mom. No more alleged fan base, no more money, no more tv shows or paparazzi. THAT is “reality.”

  23. Dan

    How can she believe in love when she seemingly has never experienced it?

  24. Do_Freebird

    US! called her a SUPERSTAR? Of what? WHat’s her talent?She can’t do a damn thing except suck pecker and act as a human urinal.

    ENOUGH!!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!

  25. MONKEYMIDGETPORN

    SHE’D GET MARRIED AGAIN BUT NOBODY ELSE WILL ..LOL
    WHO IN THE WORLD IS GONNA MARRY THIS PISS SMELLING SKANK …
    SHE AINT A GOOD NATURED FUN SLUT ..
    SHES A PIECE OF GREEDY , BORING , NARCISSISTIC MIDGET ..
    IMAGINE LISTENING TO THAT VOICE FOR MORE THAN A MINUTE …& NO LEGS ? NAAAAAH AINT NOBODY GONNA DO THAT BITCH . NOT FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD . HE’D HAVE TO BE A HALF WIT . DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’LL BE AROUND MUCH LONGER THANK GOD !

  26. MONKEYMIDGETPORN

    now THAT is fuggin hilarious MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  27. Venom

    She is in the last dying throes of her fame, much like Paris Hilton. Soon she will be dying to open up Barnes and Nobles in China or some shit like that. Can’t wait until this shitbag family is gone.

  28. “… but don’t ever put me in a position where there’s a line walking urinal cakes won’t cross for money.”

    Oh man. That… was… beautiful. Thanks a lot of that.

  29. Seriously Superficial we are done and over with this bullshit yo..Unless she’s naked or bending over in a thong plz lets keep the kardashians post to a minimum and worry about ppl that really matter

  30. DIANNNA AGUA

    WHO WOULD WANT A SELFISH, SPOILED, ROTTEN PERSON WHO IS ALL ABOUT HERSELF…AND TAKES THE VOWS OF MARRIAGE NOT SERIOUSLY!!! PLEASE…

  31. west

    I’d like to punch her in the face…wait, my kicks are more powerful and would do more damage.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  33. you are going to want to turn away for this Richard

    KimK Superstar, rides again

    I am 31 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc. are all bought and paid for, courtesy of a plastic surgeon. I was jealous of Paris Hilton so I put out a SEX TAPE because she did. I idolized Paris Hilton. I used to hang on her like a koala bear all the time to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. Until 2007 I did cocaine. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

    My pimp mother, Kris, fvcked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. He was one of the lawyers that helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all.

    Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Vivid Entertainment, and they paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. Ray J had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porn film with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows what happened. I am just waiting for him, and many more, to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack intelligence, elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman.

    My ex husband, Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all to attend. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

    I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I am in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like an unmusical, tone deaf, four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate! Reciently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE ass into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

    Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashians, call each other dolls; and I alone have tainted the pussycat dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could care less. I only care about myself. I tried to fvck over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. It was unfortunately taken off the market after 1 week under the threat of legal action in several states. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

    I stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. I don’t even know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But I call myself a fashion designer. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin. My handbags are all cheap copies from designers Alexander Wang, Chanel and Balenciaga.

    For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

    I have never been single because I am to scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grandchildren sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say.

    I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my now contractual husband who I am divorcing after 72 days, Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fvcked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash and that I bring their reputation down into the gutter with mine. I will fvck anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

    I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being, and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!

    I am Kim Kardashian…
    Superstar

    • pornstar

      Paris, you are way too bitter, about your reality show flop.

    • Always happy to see someone post the ‘superstar’ rant.

    • Jay

      “Encore!, Encore!!”

    • Help

      Worth the read!

    • Praise the Lords

      I’m gonna be a superstar
      I’m gonna drive a supercar
      I’m gonna be famous and get rich
      Gonna turn into a superbitch
      Gonna have tons of bodyguards
      Gonna use gold credit cards
      I’m gonna flirt with Sly Stallone
      I’m gonna be hot like Sharon Stone
      I’m gonna buy myself some tits If it’ll help me get big hits
      I also want another nose
      Brand new cheeks, first class bones
      I’m gonna be a VIP
      I’m gonna be the star on MTV
      On the cover of a magazine
      Gonna be famous, gonna be seen
      A diamond ring, Mercedes Benz, a swimming pool, a guarded fence A private gym, a nose job, a supersexy bodyguard
      A furry coat, a great big yacht, a golden watch, a film award
      A millionaire, a private jet, a fancy big waterbed
      I wanna have my private shrink And olives in my cocktail drink
      I’ll smoke a spliff with Clinton Bill
      The Whitehouse’ll be my place to chill
      Superstar, superstar That’s what you are, a superstar

      -Lords of Acid

    • Tyron

      She needs to get back with RayJ and make a new sex and pee tape.

    • boo

      That.Was.Awesome.

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    J-
    Commented on this photo:

    What a LOSER.

  35. Mike

    Oh, go away, piss whore.

    Sorry, everyone has a slicker sense of humor than moi.

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khaos Store Opening
    verga
    Commented on this photo:

    her eyes look totally asymmetrical in this photo, she almost reminds me of sloth from the goonies with one eye way up high on her face and the other way down somewhere else looking rather sad.

    the cans are still terrific though.

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khaos Store Opening
    KK-H8r
    Commented on this photo:

    Of course she would if the price is right and she gets enough coverage of the wedding and she gets to be in every movie made from now on and she gets to suck anyone’s cock she wants to and she get to have her own plane and her own TV show called “KIM the Slut”.

    Anyone stupid enough to marry this used up fucking cunt deserves all they get including all of the STDs this fester hole is probably carrying around.

    Fuck You KUNT, we’re tired of your shit. FOAD Bitch!!

  38. TiaRichmond

    Girlfriend lookin’ a bit fluffy – and wearing a loud animal print just makes her look heavier. There may be lots of options in the wardrobe but few of them are flattering. Perhaps the family has yet to find a stylist who can help them develop a look other than “cheap slut who clearly thinks tighter is better”.

    then again, there are some that don’t mind being considered punchlines.

  39. forrest gump

    where are you waiting for?
    ….I DIDN’T VISIT YOUR SHOP FOR NOPE!!!

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khaos Store Opening
    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think anyone with free-will would marry her. I mean, everyone got a inside look or her marriage with Kris – she was a selfish, conceited, hypocritical, bitch. No one wants to touch that. The world only revolves around her according to her. She doesn’t know how to compromise, it’s her way or the I’ll-sit-my-fat-ass-on-you-until-you-suffocate-and-die-you-asshole way. Plus, knowing that everyone in the world has seen her have sex is just disgusting and not classy.

    Kim is married to one person, and always will be: Her fat, cellulite, penis-loving ass.
    (Notice how I say ‘person’. Her ass is of that status to her.)

  41. For God's Sake

    Fish, remember when you stopped posting about Heidi and Spencer? Do us all a fucking favor and add this stupid CUNT to the list. And all of her fucking family.

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khaos Store Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought prostitution was illegal in Las Vegas. Or is she one of those girls that are advertised in the little cards that are handed out on the strip?

  43. Unholy krep

    Every time I see this monstrosity, first thoughts are, “Piss tank. Human toilet.”

    Next thought is, “whiskey tango fuck…”

  44. Tristyn

    She’s not take home to mom,she’s take home for a night and call her a cab in the morning .that she pays for…

  45. Rick

    You think she’s a sad excuse of a human being now. Just think in 20 years when she’s 50. Selfish soulless people like her don’t age well. And I don’t mean their looks although I could. Let’s hope by that time she disappears from public view.

  46. The world

    Oh god, please don’t let her breed.

  47. “…she hasn’t ruled out getting married for a third time. “I believe in love… always,” she said.”

    Jeez, I’m sure glad she has clarified her stand on this issue. Maybe I’ll be able to sleep now…*yawn*

  48. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Khaos Store Opening
    Ell
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, her resemblance to Khloe finally hit me.

  49. Bee Bee

    I may be in the minority here but I actually feel kind of sorry for her. You can’t possibly be that happy or respect yourself releasing a porno with a guy peeing on you and pursuing everything vain and superficial in the pursuit of fame for the sake of fame. It doesn’t help she has a horrible mothers and no father figure to speak of. She’s the poster girl for almost everything wrong with modern society.

    • World Free of Kardashians

      Sadly I have to agree with you too. Yes, I too feel sorry for her at times, but she has not come to that age yet when you reach the point and you realize exactly who you are and what you have done to get to be who you are. I would feel ashamed of having a mother like her, and her mother will deal then with Kim blaming her, rightfully, for her misfortunes. Yes, I feel sorry for her at times, but I can’t put aside that she is hurting others like the big kid she married and made a foul of. By the way, the kid she married has achieved a lot. Most people would not achieve a tenth in their entire life and he is only 26. People will never forget who Chris Humphreis really is.

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