Kim Kardashian: ‘I Eat Street Meat’

These words are about to happen. Via Harper’s Bazaar:

“I worked out once. I gained like 10 pounds. All the papers were like, Kim’s pregnant! I ate the nuts on the street corner, the hot dogs, the street meat. It was not a joke.”

Haha. Nuts.

But, seriously, allow me to display my cultural naivety here, or possibly even speak for crackers everywhere, but how long have been black guys been calling their penises “street meat?” Because I feel like that’s something I should’ve been made aware of. I can think of at least 100 different occasions when that term would’ve come in handy, two of which involve me saying, “Hold the ketchup.” I mean, two of you saying that. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Photos: Terry Richardson/Harper’s Bazaar