If you’ve ever found yourself thinking Kim Kardashian would show up to the opening of a toilet if you paid her, please tell me how I die because clearly you’re a powerful psychic. Here she is at the opening of the 5th Annual Charmin Restrooms in Times Square this morning which is probably the most self-aware campaign I’ve ever seen in my life. Via EarthTimes:
Today, Procter & Gamble (NYSE: PG) Charmin® Restrooms return to Times Square for the fifth consecutive year, giving holiday visitors and local New Yorkers a free, clean and family-friendly place to “enjoy the go” during this busy time of year. To launch the 2010 Restrooms, Charmin is calling on one of the newest New Yorkers, Kim Kardashian, to reveal its new location at 142 West 42nd Street, and this year’s themed bathroom stalls representing iconic U.S. locations, as part of the first-ever Charmin Go Nation national competition.
“With my recent transition to New York, I’ve been checking out all the gifts the City has to offer visitors and New Yorkers alike,” says Kardashian. “During the holiday shopping season, I’m happy to join Charmin as they give the gift of the Restrooms near Times Square.”
…. The opening of a toilet.
What else can I say that Kim Kardashian hasn’t already done to herself here? Seriously, I don’t want to be redundant.
Photos: Flynet
I have nothing!
Don’t squeeze the Charmin?
Yep, I got nothing for this post.
Next.
i hear ya,, but fat ass & dump are rattling around my head
This is a PhotoShop joke right? It can’t be real. It’s just TOO STUPID.
But wait. It IS a Kardashian. They do dumb things for $.
I can’t wait to see what she does once her fame starts a fadin’.
We may see nip slips and nude upskirts every 3rd day, but not on Sundays.
She’d respect the Sabbath right?
Kim you are beautiful as always. Your skin is flawless and your ass is massive.
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’,
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
that is not the real randal
Whore.
You die in a masturbation experiment gone horrifically wrong (oddly enough, you’ll be a bystander).
Girls are going to start rubbing toilet paper between their breast…….
—”Well if Charmin worked for her ass this can grow boobies like Katy Perry!”
1:1 weak and lame
Thank you commenter of comments..? Lol.. I got 1? omg yes!
@Scroat LOL – and correct…sorry MJ
Sorry MJ? Dude everyone is so mean to everyone it is warped of me to be like “…….so you’re telling me there’s a chance?” (Dumb&Dumber4 the Miley crowd)–NO not Dumb and DumberER ::Jim Carrey they should have never remade your movie::……Jim Carrey you should have never remade the Grinch and provided us with Fresh(ER) jail bait now that wundergroin is legal. :)
everybody poops
Bet she does some serious pooping.
Because she has a big butt…
my guess why she did this was because she thought it was a private bathroom and about 50 rolls or so will cover one cleaning of her poophole.
Wasn’t she covered in piss a few years ago? So, this toilet thing will be just like reliving a pleasant memory for her.
awesome!
Everybody knows she uses paper towels due to the larger area they cover. Looks like she personally tested this bathroom before cutting the ribbon too.
Paper Towels??? That ass requires Curtains for fuck sakes!!!
She is a human toilet. She wears Ty-D-Bowl for jewelry.
This is a stroke of Times Square genius to get her to endorse their shitters.
Kim is notorious for her big buttocks (among other things). This appearance reassures those of large size that the Times Square toilets aren’t flimsy; they can bear up under a heavy load. A VERY heavy load indeed.
If we could just get some information on the extent of the sanitation procedures after Kim’s weight load testing I think the general public would have some hygiene worries resolved. New Yorkers have that bedbug thing to deal with & they don’t need a Kardashian strain of herpes loose up there either.
Now that’s hilarious.
Love it!!
I don’t recall voting to allow her to move to NYC. Someone alert Bloomberg to evict her.
Man that ass is so BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“She’s like, one of those Rap Stars… Girlfriends … “
seems like a perfect marketing campaign to me. when you think ‘shit’ you think of her…they should pat her down on the way out though, looks like she’s smuggling a few rolls under the dress.
Better be a reinforced seat!
How does she even wipe an ass that bigg? Her hand must get lost
KIM WHOREDASHIAN IS SUCH AN IDIOT AND DOES ANYTHING (AND EVERYTHING) FOR FAME. WHAT’S UP WITH HER FACE? PLASTIC. AND WEIRD. SHE’S GONNA BE THE NEXT CAT WOMAN.
this *itch has no shame, no self-respect and no class.
This is comedy gold right here. It doesn’t get much better.
Her ass is about the same size as the costumed bears.
She should open her own chain of restrooms. Hopefully the urinals look like her face.
Dammit now i need to pee on someone.
what a slut. she will do anything for a buck
Nah a slut does things for free. She’s more a whore …
Yeah I agree with you both…. What hasn’t she endorsed?
Want to lick the hiney…..
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You know, her being at this type of event actually makes some sense – since she is a piss whore and all.
Next she will be hawking butt girdles. Butt girdles: When massive asses sag. How about urine-out?
Or have you seen the one with the toilet paper on a stick for people who are so morbidly obese that they can’t wipe their own asses?
So many opportunities for this savvy business maven.
Actually shes starting to need a gut girdle
That ass belongs in a circus with the other human freaks . Gross
Charmin’s toilet paper technicians spent weeks teaching the Kardashian sisters how to wipe front to back in an effort to overcome their Armenian heritage. This is Kim’s way of giving back.
LOL
haha! this comment almost made me spit out my drink
As a male Armenian, our people know how to wipe front to back ya dumb ass….
chill out cockmaster. i thought it was OK to make jokes about no-name eurasian countries, no? somebody’s always got to get they panties twisted.
Of course she was gonna show up, hell after all it takes a year supply of it just to wipe her big chrome dome ass…
She’s such an overrated, looks-good-in-makeup-only troll. Her “fame” and the way she’s ingratiated herself into the mainstream despite her nastiness and behavior is amazing but also repulsive. Normally even the stupid skanks I see on the Fish make their way into my fantasy list of girls who I would like to have sex with if possible, in a “just to do it” sort of way, but not Kardashian. What a cow. Dirty, gross cow. Same goes for GaGa and Kesha.
HATERS!!! Regardless of what she does…she makes that GUAP!!!! I give her props…regardless of how she became famous she’s defintiely not an airhead…she has multiple business contracts with mulit million dollar companies…I thinks he is a pretty girl..not a big fan of ehr or her family..but at the end of the day Kim does her thing…
“I thinks he is a pretty girl.” I thinks you hit the nail on the HEAD. Bravo..
hahahaha
“at the end of the day Kim does her thing…”
…including being pissed on while being filmed
@AM What is her “thing,” exactly? I mean, besides photo-ops and pee porn??
surely, that isn’t the reason she’s famous…… gasp!!
That bear is wondering is how much damage she could do if she shit in the woods……..
“the gift of the Restrooms near Times Square”
GodDAMN this is why I love Christmas so fucking much!
Meaning, people. Meaning….
Not at all shocked that Kim decided to go with Proctor and Gamble. She loves to torture animals – Proctor and Gamble love to torture animals. What a lovely friendship.
Fuck you and fuck your animal rights bullshit.
Yes I have heard of her treatment of the black trousersnake, aka the african chicken – truly barbaric!!!
such language for a small child.
Someone should have put a silver bullet I that ass a long time ago… Judging by that picture, it is moving to take over the front side too…
Anyone else get the feeling the scissors aren’t so much ceremonial but rather are there to make her ass look smaller?
The big costumed bears are also there for that exact purpose.
And it all failed. Kim has a big big ass.
LOL! I hear that! Wahh wahh! What big object will she plant her ass next to next?
She even brought her own scissors, although she usually uses them to cut her tampons from bails of cotton….
I’m here all week folks… Try the veal… :)
Kim’s getting fat. Yeah, we know about her big tits and huge ass but she she usually had a small waist.
She losing her waistline battle. She actually looks pregnant in the first pic. Her gunt is sticking out.
Kim Kardashian: Seen here holding her emergency turd cutter…
Lardassian needs a log cutter.
Now thats funny ! Some great comments with this subject !
The saying goes – “It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on”.
Not in her case.
It seems charmin decide to extend their business plan to more than ass wiping. From now you can also use it after a good talkshit!
Bear #1: “Hey Ms. Kardashian does shit stick to your fur?”
lmfao!!!!!! That’s the winning post right there!!!!
What the F$%&?!?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE? EWWW. PLASTIC FACE.
Her face.
First! That’s a thick girl. But she’s such an attention whore. Afterwards, she’s probably squeezing their Charmin.
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I wish someone would use the scissors to cut off her ass cheeks (which needn’t go to waste, as they could be barbecued and given to LA’s homeless on Thanksgiving; there’d probably be enough to also feed the homeless of San Diego, Santa Cruz, and San Francisco).
Charmin, only the strongest toilet paper capable of wiping even the biggest of asses. Figuratively and literally.
They should use Kim in the commercial with the bear that doesn’t wipe good enough and leaves small bits of shit ridden toilet paper clinging to her ass.
It would be better from a marketing standpoint since they could advertise the entire roll stuck to that monstrosity of an ass.
You’re welcome, Procter and Gamble.
This family does ANYTHING for money and a camera.
They DO!! I hate them, how they all act like their old money. Bitch please, your mom was a stewardess when she married your rich dad and your only on tv because you made a porno!! Acting like their famous cause of the show…..
Her sphincter must make Armenians proud.
Fun fact: Those are actually the same scissors her mom used to get the diapers off her gigantic baby ass with.
okay, now she IS getting fat.
Try as she might, even props from The Land Of The Giants failed to make her ass look normal size.