Kim Kardashian Has a New Man

July 6th, 2010 // 65 Comments

Kim Kardashian is apparently dating Miles Austin of the Dallas Cowboys now. I’m going to assume the two met when she held an open audition for boyfriends and he didn’t object to pretending the Kardashians don’t tie a small child to the stake in the yard for Khloe’s dinner. Hope he likes hearing how great it’d be to have a baby just like Kourtney every other word until he eventually gives in or gets a back-alley vasectomy. I can’t see this thing going any other way.

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  1. Ned Schwarz

    I wonder if she does anal. That’s gotta hurt with these black bimbos. And how lucky basterd is he? I hope she marries a nice white man, therefor maybe her children will have coloured nice eyes and i hope her daughter will be beautiful. she’d be like super hot.

  2. Some Girl

    Just clicked through a few pix, goddamn this guy is ugly.

    To match her personality!

  3. fffff
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  4. shore2shore

    Please stop posting stuff about this woman i could care less if this chick started dating a mountain lion. You do realize in about 5 years she is going to start getting plastic surgery and won’t stop until she looks like the predator or she’s going to balloon out but still insist that she’s sexy.

  5. Miles
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    First!!!

  6. captain america

    how many times more I have to say this:

    DO NOT USE THIS MUCH OF MAKE UP!!
    ……………………….pleeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. freebie

    Guess she only likes big black cock

  8. greg

    His teef to gum ratio is off the charts.

  9. stevebeagle

    eh,, another smoke

  10. Anon

    Did Miles Austin learn anything from the Tony Romo? The bigger the tits and ass the worse you play on the gameday.

  11. Derek
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    If the Cowboys win the Super Bowl this year, the asses and thighs of the Kardashian sisters should be tested for performance enhancing drugs.

    Except for Kourtney – she picked a loser for a baby daddy.

  12. tman

    MUDSHARK!!

  13. Anthony

    I see this ending in a Kim, Reggie Bush, and Miles sandwich. Remember it’s only gay if you push back

  14. Elmo
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    Jesus, it’s frightening how single-minded these gold-diggers are. She has clearly made up her mind to snag a rich athlete, imprison him via marriage, take in his seed, shit out his baby and relax safe and secure in the knowledge that come divorce time, she will walk away with a steady income in the form of child support for the rest of her life as her boobs begin to sag to her belly button.

    I sincerely hope he’s the one playing her- tap that booty, and then move on like that smart Reggie Bush did. Whatever you say about Kourtney, at least she slept with a guy she liked, unlike her other gold-digging sister who bagged that fool Lamar Odom.

  15. anonym

    looks like she only likes the black penis.

    oh man. Kim will get ugly fast. I give 5 more years before she starts looking like her mom, and starts overdoing the botox

  16. I’m really surprised on how fixated you guys are on the fact that this girl likes to get with black dudes. I’ve never really been irked by anything people post on this site, but this ish takes the cake.

    I guess that whole insecurity thing is true.

    • Not particularly…
      How many black women enjoy seeing a well known and well-to-do black guy, only dating white women?

      From personal experience…not too damn many!
      But then again it must be insecurity…right?

    • Wm. Norwood

      Actually it’s only black guys who will: sexually degrade her, urinate on her, tape it, and than release it on the internet for God and all to see. Make sure you get your facts right; always double-check.

      • Really..So black people are the only one’s that engage in kinky sex? Looks like someone hasn’t been around the block yet. You should aquiant yourself a little better with the wide world of sexual proclivities before making statements like that because they show your lack of experience.

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    She’s skittish about having her haunches photographed.
    Could their incredible size have anything to do with this modesty? Because she hasn’t exactly been the shy type in the past.

  18. sage
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    lol she’s not marriage material.

  19. Commented on this photo:

    ull need to stop HATEING on kim ull just mad cuz ull cant get a guy like him ull say dat she fake no honey she anit fake ull just mad cuz ull dont look like her……

  20. Anon
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    She’s looking incredibly hot in these pictures, and this is coming from a straight female.

  21. Audrey Jo
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    Incredible how all her boyfriends look stupid.

  22. lover
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    She would fuck anything that makes money. Could she be more of a gold digger?

  23. Commented on this photo:

    So..um..who’s the leggy brunette in pic 11? Why aren’t there more pics of her?
    Nice.

  24. anna
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    what a slut! it’s funny to see that after being with Reggie for 3 years and according to her “in love”, 3 months after their break up she has a new man! that only shows that this bitch was never really in love. like who does that? and who gets over someone fast, especially if they were in love? that is just stupid! This bitch only cares for herself, her needs and wants and this guy is obviously going out with her because what guy wouldn’t? and to be honest she is not all that, if one googles her without any makeup on one will see what is really underneath that makeup. not good at all!

  25. anna

    what a slut! it’s funny to see that after being with Reggie for 3 years and according to her “in love”, 3 months after their break up she has a new man! that only shows that this bitch was never really in love. like who does that? and who gets over someone fast, especially if they were in love? that is just stupid! This bitch only cares for herself, her needs and wants and this guy is obviously going out with her because what guy wouldn’t? and to be honest she is not all that, if one googles her without any makeup on one will see what is really underneath that makeup. not good at all!

  26. temp
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    seriously, the girl to her right is GORGEOUS! who is she?

    looks kinda young though…

  27. Kaz

    Hooker nasty

  28. Kaz

    She has black tits and pussy

  29. Slig

    Hahahahahahah yah she fack with any one

  30. ryry

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, someone find a video of this man speaking, i heard him on the radio and now that i see him, i’m fuckin creeeeeeped out! mother fucker sounds like the thing

  31. Bob Noxious
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    Remember the line from Alice Cooper… only women bleed

  32. Homey

    looks like afraud’s little bro yeah

  33. Des
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    He never kisses or holds her hand in the pics. She grabbed his arm in some pics. Maybe he just wants the sex because it seems no guy wants to marry her and her ex hubby dumped her because she cheated on him and he paid for her boob job and lipo. She looks uncomfortable in those 5 inch heels and girdle. I bet all she wants to do is take her shoes off and girdle and put on stretch pants with a loose top and no girdle. I’m amsued everytime I see this reality star chubby chick. Too bad she has no talent or into worthy charities.

  34. lola
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    Umm… Reggie moved on much quicker. The best way to get over a dead dog or ex is by getting a new one. It doesn’t mean she didn’t love him! She wanted to marry him! Don’t get me wrong, I hate everything else about that vile woman.

  35. ThatDude

    It’s amazing the racist crap that’s still out here nowadays. Comments like Black guys are the only ones who would release a sex tape or pictures of a woman are so ridiculous that it’s absurd. Norwood should check his facts. Of course he’s ugly because he’s Black? Really Jenny? Are you that much of a backwoods racist piece of trash. You don’t have to answer-your comment already did. Unbelievable.

  36. kimbo

    Ew, seriously. Nice grill, dude. If he got some veneers or got his gums cut back or some shit, he’d be ok. I bet Kim cringes every time her new douche flashes his gummy smile.

    I’m trying to understand the racist people. Surely they are just trying to be funny.

  37. lillee
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    Looks like her 14 year old sister Kendall

  38. kardy
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    it’s her little 15 yr old sister kendall…who is also modeling now

  39. el monte resident
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    I think he’s just dating her for good luck. Reggie won a superbowl when he was with her & the same year lamar odom & the lakers win another championship after he marries Khloe. He’s making a calculated career move. I applaud him for it.

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