Kim Kardashian is apparently dating Miles Austin of the Dallas Cowboys now. I’m going to assume the two met when she held an open audition for boyfriends and he didn’t object to pretending the Kardashians don’t tie a small child to the stake in the yard for Khloe’s dinner. Hope he likes hearing how great it’d be to have a baby just like Kourtney every other word until he eventually gives in or gets a back-alley vasectomy. I can’t see this thing going any other way.
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