Kim Kardashian is apparently dating Miles Austin of the Dallas Cowboys now. I’m going to assume the two met when she held an open audition for boyfriends and he didn’t object to pretending the Kardashians don’t tie a small child to the stake in the yard for Khloe’s dinner. Hope he likes hearing how great it’d be to have a baby just like Kourtney every other word until he eventually gives in or gets a back-alley vasectomy. I can’t see this thing going any other way.
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Jellocee | July 6, 2010 at 9:23 am
It should be A-Rod. This guy is fugly.
Bmurphy72 | July 6, 2010 at 9:24 am
Ahhh, I havent Pee’d on you yet…..make me famous
Robin | July 6, 2010 at 9:33 am
too much gum line going on … ick …. clearly rebound
iFart | July 6, 2010 at 9:39 am
because you’re ugly?!
Dutch | July 6, 2010 at 9:49 am
Dayum that is a lot of gums showing. Am I really a bad person for finding her very attractive?
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 9:53 am
Of course she is dating a fugster, she is an in-eligible bachelorette with her reputation, she has to start going uglier with the men. But of course Kim won’t go for anything but a dumbass athlete(and only yhr edumb ones will have her). Jersey-chasing to keep the lifestyle she is accustomed too. What a dishonest and invaluable life she lives.
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 9:56 am
Her eyelashes are so bad. So big and fake. This woman has never had a bit of class. The fact that she has to go through the effort of putting those big lashes on daily shows me how insecure this girl is.
Jen | July 6, 2010 at 10:16 am
really? her eyelashes show you how insecure she is? lol
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 10:19 am
…um, among other things. Do I need to go on?
And yes I do believe that full-on make-up daily (not even the movie stars go this heavy daily) is a sign of insecurity with her face. Not to mention all the surgery.
Fake eyelashes daily is ridiculous overkill.
Rachel | July 6, 2010 at 10:35 am
That was Jen’s way of telling you that you’re the one who is insecure.
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 11:23 am
Women suck.
Jen | July 6, 2010 at 11:48 am
actually i wasnt saying Some Girl is insecure…ive just never judged anyone based on their eyelashes…
scandalous | July 6, 2010 at 9:56 am
how can a guy with some fame and money seriously end up with whores like this? like even my mom knows shes been around so what do you do take her home and be like dont look i will buy you a new dishwasher mom
Anon | July 6, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Um…her big ass and big tits? Just because your tax bracket went up doesn’t mean your tastes do too.
C-bag full and leaking | July 6, 2010 at 9:57 am
And so I guess this dumb whore only dates black dudes.
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 9:58 am
She is nothing but a showpony to the dumbest of athletes.
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 10:00 am
This guy is 4 years younger than her LOL. She is edging on 30 in 3 months, she is getting desperate.
Ned Schwarz | July 6, 2010 at 10:01 am
I wonder if she does anal. That’s gotta hurt with these black bimbos. And how lucky basterd is he? I hope she marries a nice white man, therefor maybe her children will have coloured nice eyes and i hope her daughter will be beautiful. she’d be like super hot.
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 10:09 am
Just clicked through a few pix, goddamn this guy is ugly.
To match her personality!
Jenna | July 6, 2010 at 11:01 am
Of course he’s ugly – he’s black!
shore2shore | July 6, 2010 at 11:05 am
Please stop posting stuff about this woman i could care less if this chick started dating a mountain lion. You do realize in about 5 years she is going to start getting plastic surgery and won’t stop until she looks like the predator or she’s going to balloon out but still insist that she’s sexy.
Some Girl | July 6, 2010 at 11:24 am
Start? Ha.
captain america | July 6, 2010 at 12:16 pm
how many times more I have to say this:
DO NOT USE THIS MUCH OF MAKE UP!!
……………………….pleeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
freebie | July 6, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Guess she only likes big black cock
greg | July 6, 2010 at 12:35 pm
His teef to gum ratio is off the charts.
stevebeagle | July 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm
eh,, another smoke
Anon | July 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Did Miles Austin learn anything from the Tony Romo? The bigger the tits and ass the worse you play on the gameday.
Jen | July 6, 2010 at 4:14 pm
she was dating reggie bush when he won the super bowl…
tman | July 6, 2010 at 1:52 pm
MUDSHARK!!
Anthony | July 6, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I see this ending in a Kim, Reggie Bush, and Miles sandwich. Remember it’s only gay if you push back
anonym | July 6, 2010 at 3:09 pm
looks like she only likes the black penis.
oh man. Kim will get ugly fast. I give 5 more years before she starts looking like her mom, and starts overdoing the botox
socialcomment | July 6, 2010 at 4:09 pm
I’m really surprised on how fixated you guys are on the fact that this girl likes to get with black dudes. I’ve never really been irked by anything people post on this site, but this ish takes the cake.
I guess that whole insecurity thing is true.
Trick Cabbage | July 6, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Not particularly…
How many black women enjoy seeing a well known and well-to-do black guy, only dating white women?
From personal experience…not too damn many!
But then again it must be insecurity…right?
socialcomment | July 6, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Actually yeah that would be insecurity as well.
Wm. Norwood | July 6, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Actually it’s only black guys who will: sexually degrade her, urinate on her, tape it, and than release it on the internet for God and all to see. Make sure you get your facts right; always double-check.
socialcomment | July 11, 2010 at 7:54 am
Really..So black people are the only one’s that engage in kinky sex? Looks like someone hasn’t been around the block yet. You should aquiant yourself a little better with the wide world of sexual proclivities before making statements like that because they show your lack of experience.
anna | July 7, 2010 at 12:43 am
what a slut! it’s funny to see that after being with Reggie for 3 years and according to her “in love”, 3 months after their break up she has a new man! that only shows that this bitch was never really in love. like who does that? and who gets over someone fast, especially if they were in love? that is just stupid! This bitch only cares for herself, her needs and wants and this guy is obviously going out with her because what guy wouldn’t? and to be honest she is not all that, if one googles her without any makeup on one will see what is really underneath that makeup. not good at all!
Kaz | July 7, 2010 at 3:43 am
Hooker nasty
Kaz | July 7, 2010 at 3:45 am
She has black tits and pussy
Slig | July 7, 2010 at 4:23 am
Hahahahahahah yah she fack with any one
ryry | July 7, 2010 at 3:46 pm
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, someone find a video of this man speaking, i heard him on the radio and now that i see him, i’m fuckin creeeeeeped out! mother fucker sounds like the thing
Homey | July 8, 2010 at 3:33 pm
looks like afraud’s little bro yeah
ThatDude | July 10, 2010 at 11:06 pm
It’s amazing the racist crap that’s still out here nowadays. Comments like Black guys are the only ones who would release a sex tape or pictures of a woman are so ridiculous that it’s absurd. Norwood should check his facts. Of course he’s ugly because he’s Black? Really Jenny? Are you that much of a backwoods racist piece of trash. You don’t have to answer-your comment already did. Unbelievable.
kimbo | July 12, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Ew, seriously. Nice grill, dude. If he got some veneers or got his gums cut back or some shit, he’d be ok. I bet Kim cringes every time her new douche flashes his gummy smile.
I’m trying to understand the racist people. Surely they are just trying to be funny.