Kim Kardashian Had Final Approval On This

July 1st, 2010 // 122 Comments

Kim Kardashian unveiled her wax statue today at Madame Tussauds in Times Square today, and this thing is probably the closet any of us will get to seeing what Kim sees in the mirror. Because you know the Sarong Butt Ninja had final approval on this. Then again, maybe the top pic actually is Kim. I honestly can’t tell without comparing the serial numbers on the tits. But what I do know is that one of these things is going to have butt sex with me, or I’m burning this entirely place down.

*waits*

Goddammit, Mel Gibson.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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  1. matt
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    I’d do ‘em both, at the same time… rawr!

  2. Icon

    “and this thing is probably the ->closet

  3. rusty

    Damn. I thought this was a sex doll like the lady gag gag one featured on this website a few days ago. Disappointed.

  4. mcfeely smackup

    Oh that’s supposed to be Kim Kardashian?

    I didn’t recognize her without a foot of black cock pumping her face.

  5. tara

    looks like kate beckinsale

  6. Admiral Nimitz

    The wax one is a better actress…..

  7. Richport's Ghost
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there somewhere I can go to pay $100 and get one good punch at this idiot’s fat botoxed waxed face?

  8. B.B
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    She’s lost her Armenian features in the wax model…that’s kinda sad, they’ve made her look as white as possible.

  9. Dmiss
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    is it me or is it a bit strange they made a wax model of a woman solely made famous by a sex tape….I mean this museum has some of the most historical figures and in the celebrity section of the museum you have oscar and grammy winners…. how do you explain to someone who doesnt know her what it is that she actually does?

  10. captain america

    sorry but this can’t be real, folks!!

  11. anonym

    the wax figure looks better

  12. barroom hero

    * C O A L – B U R N E R *

  13. MikeBarr

    That is just a blow up doll with a wig

  14. Jason-X
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a sex doll… I mean kim not the statue

  15. joho777

    I have to agree. The wax figure looks more intelligent and certainly more compassionate.

    Good work. Now if you could just get rid of the real one . . .

  16. Nahuel

    How pathetic. This no one has a wax statue?
    Keep giving nothing to the people; famous for being famous… how empty.

  17. TBD
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    The real thing needs to be sure she paid for the correction of the wonk tits, but still deserves a discount for the mother-hips accuracy.

  18. Holly

    THE NOSE IS TOO SMALL! Yea, this is what she IMAGINES she is, but genetically she’s a mule with a huge gross nose and zero brain. EW

  19. Leah

    White version of her…all her ethic features are removed…doesn’t anyone find this sad more then anything else?

  20. Wiley

    Unfortunately for her, her real face looks just like this, all plastic and waxy now. Kim’s quest for youth went one surgery too far just like all those old women do. Kim can no longer move her mouth when she talks and it appears she can just barely open her lips enough to smile. Looks like Kim’s wax twin was based on photos of her from last year when she was larger.

  21. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my God! You guys are right, that doesn’t really look like me at all but it’s the closest they could get to me! LOL! Hope you guys like it! xoxo Kim

  22. kj

    Wow, they really captured her dead eyes and complete lack of a soul quite well. It’s like they’re twins.

  23. yoyo

    THIS WHORE DESERVES NOTHING AS SHE OFFERS NOTHING TO THE WORLD BESIDES HER FAKENESS. WHY DID SHE GET A WAX FIGURE, SERIOUSLY?

  24. Kaz

    This doll likewife my uncle

  25. Kaz

    Omg, not like never kim

  26. dee
    Commented on this photo:

    Ummmmm the wax figure looks nothing like her…
    I see the features are the same but for some reason overall it just doesn’t look like her face…fail

  27. dontlooknow
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    I need to see the BACK VIEW before I decide how wrong this wax idol is.

  28. larryfine

    Should have some plastic monkey pee on her

  29. Bubba

    I just want to know why this is the “closet” any of us will get to seeing what Kim sees in the mirror… is the closet really that nice?

  30. jenna

    This is way more scary than that statue. Check it out. i tscared the fuck out of me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0

  31. HLM
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, Heidi Montag could stand in Madam Tussaud’s and people would actually think it’s a real wax statue. She has the same vacant look that Kim’s statue has.

  32. captain america

    tell me: who made this?
    AN AMERICAN IMBICILE, folks?

  33. InternetToughGuy
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha….the wax figure looks better. It’s less fat, has bigger tits, smaller waist, and a better looking face.

  34. Jay Jeffries

    Does this wax fug-ure show her with piss on her face & pleasuring a random black schlong? If not, it’s not lifelike…

  35. shore2shore

    You know if i smoke about an ounce and drink a fifth of scotch,close one eye and squint that still doesn’t look like her. Actually it’s hotter than she is. I think i’d rather havr sex with the wax doll than her.

  36. Her face looks like wax in person, too, cause she wears soooooo much makeup. It scares me, actually.

  37. Some Girl

    Kim is not that light nor thin, nor do her tits sit that high. Cunt.

  38. JRxxii
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    thank god one of the 2 is made of wax cuz they both look like thiere made out of plastic!!! XD

  39. chuck d
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    I’d hit the wax one cause I wouldn’t get any std’s

  40. molly

    does it matter which is which?, they’re both equally fake and equally brainless-what has she done to deserve a wax model anyway compared to everyone else who has one?

  41. the truth

    i’d hit it. with a baseball bat. then a mace. then a machine gun. then i’d douse her in gas and light the fire. then some jiggaboo would come to piss on her and i’d have to put him down too…how can anyone think this witless, horse-faced, self-absorbed skank is even remotely attractive? oh ya, because t.v. networks told people she was and most people can’t think for themselves. someone should throw acid in her face…at least she would look better.

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