Kim Kardashian unveiled her wax statue today at Madame Tussauds in Times Square today, and this thing is probably the closet any of us will get to seeing what Kim sees in the mirror. Because you know the Sarong Butt Ninja had final approval on this. Then again, maybe the top pic actually is Kim. I honestly can’t tell without comparing the serial numbers on the tits. But what I do know is that one of these things is going to have butt sex with me, or I’m burning this entirely place down.
Goddammit, Mel Gibson.