Kim Kardashian & Gabriel Aubry?

November 22nd, 2010 // 69 Comments

Seen here the exact moment he realized Kim Kardashian tipped off the paparazzi, Gabriel Aubry was spotted at last night’s Lakers game with America’s most opportunistic behemoth-ass who wasted no time this morning arranging anonymous sources to claim they’re dating. Of course, absolutely none of this makes sense because you don’t go from Halle Berry to Armenian mustache burns no matter how crushed and broken you are inside. I’d honestly have more respect for Gabriel Aubry if he sat alone in a room full of candles watching the X-Men movies endlessly on loop. “Why do they only let her fly the plane? She can do so much more, you fools! — Wait, I’m this movie. I’M. THIS. MOVIE. Oh, God…

(Also, insert the whole not being black thing here. For both parties, now that I think about it.)

Photos: Splash News

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    Tie a board to your ass Aubrey.
    Just sayin’.

  2. gigi

    since he’s fond of impregnating people, if they are banging, their babies will probably be deities

  3. Giggles

    Their babies will be “deities?”

    You do realize that that woman is a frequent flier at a plastic surgeon’s office. What a downgrade for him.

  4. nes

    She looks as beautiful as always

    • Mel

      are u blind? she looks like a fucking clown…homegirl ruined herself, she used to be so pretty, it’s a shame!

  5. Facebook me

    He went from an all natural beauty (black or not) Halle Berry, to a person that cannot get the mail outside her home without a make-up artist invloved. She is way too fake for the rugged naturally good looking dude.

    Kim you are a whore and will never be a housewife, no matter who’s sloopy seconds you pick up.

  6. Facebook me

    It looks like she got whatever was sucked out of Lisa Rhinna’s lips injected into hers. WTF?!

    • Kelley

      No shit; she’s “never had anything done,” but this looks like it was done yesterday … or Jesus, maybe even that morning. All the nasty lying she does about being all-natural, when in fact I think that the only real body part she has left is her toes … maybe. I’d hate to see her stand next to a hot radiator … just sayin’ … for once, the dude is not a very rich, black athlete ? Tony Parker probably wanted to bang her, too :)

  7. Awwwwe fish now c’mon Armenians, of which I am one, have learnt the art of waxing. Of course, it takes a truck load to get the job done and they have to wax every 3 days but … at least they are trying!!!

    As for this guy … ummmm … I hope he’s thick and hung or else the first time they sleep with each other she’s gonna be askin a lot of questions he don’t wanna hear like “Are you in yet??” “In???? I’m DONE!!!”

    • Mimi

      Aahaha good one Dante… “are you in yet?” LMAO

    • gogo

      “the first time they sleep with each other” ?do u mean fuck?:P

    • Vacation

      Assume the white dude ain’t hung. Real classy. We know she’s avoided white guys like the plaugue, and how hard it must be for you to adjust to the idea of a tall thin blonde white guy being with her vs. some stocky black guy. But ok.

      Clearly Haley, who ‘had black’ before him was fine not only with what he had, but it obviously reached a little farther and scored a little better than what she was with before (hence: she had his baby). Don’t make silly assumptions…

      I’d read of extensive studies showing the main determining factor for size is height anyway. Not always, but on average, taller do better in that area. The color has no bearing on size, that’s a myth. Kim may finally get to learn that.

    • Unicorn Jones

      lol @ people still bringing up the black/white size issue. Race has no bearing according to every p3nis study that’s been done- google it. Ive seen the Kim/Ray J vid and rays 6-7 inches at the most and not thick… lets put the stereotype to rest.

  8. anonymous

    he is not black. he has zero chance with kim.

  9. Drew

    “wasted no time this morning arranging anonymous sources to claim they’re dating.”

    Wouldn’t doubt it at all. Worthless, fake attention whore.

  10. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    AngelOnline
    Commented on this photo:

    In pic 2 it looks like he is saying “what the hell” and pic 4 he is shaking his head in disgust.

  11. ricor

    Yea, she wouldn’t know what to do with a white guy.

  12. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    AngelOnline
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a minute that is Kims real date on the left and Gabriel looks like a deer caught in the headlights in nearly every pic!

  13. j

    Affirmative action- one more thing Kim Kardashian misunderstood the meaning of.

  14. well it’s better than Jessica simpson

  15. AngelOnline

    That is Kims real date on the left. And Gabriel looks like a deer caught in the headlights in nearly every pic.

  16. Kelley

    You know what ? She looks sooo orange and phoney here? … I’d swear she looks like a Madame Tussaud’s wax figure of herself … not his type. Spoiled, juvenile attention whore who got a People cover for what exactly ?? I’d like to see her dropped into the middle of a war zone and witnesses some atrocities in the world, and wonder whether she’ll be worried if her vile, fake eyelashes were on straight. Waste of good air.

  17. kris

    this ho does anything for attention.
    what’s up with her plastic face?

  18. Facebook me

    Kim Kardashian, the meaning of fakeness.

  19. He’s wearing a scarf at a basketball game.

  20. Lady Blah Blah

    “…America’s most opportunistic behemoth-ass…” says it all.

  21. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    Brian
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Kim start dating white guys?

  22. McFeely Smackup

    I don’t know who Gabriel Aubry is, but I know Kim Kardashian is NOT dating him.

    Do you know how I know that? come on…you know….

  23. Turd Ferguson

    Fake, desperate, needy fame whore very publicly looking for a man.
    Go away Kim.

  24. Champ

    So whoeverthefuck this guy is … you actually think he would go from Halle Berry to Kim?? hahaha. Riiight.

    Natural beauty, embarrassed by fame and attention, uses very little makeup … OR, well the very opposite of that.

  25. Cat

    Halle Berry also have had numerous plastic surgeries, and Kim is way prettier IMO.

    • acess

      Are you fucking retarded?! Did you just compare halle to plastic kim? You must be a kardashian!

    • Johnny Cage

      Halle had surgeries because she kept getting assaulted by her old boyfriends. She’s still a tad bit more natural.

  26. That’s Gary from Team America. Fuck yea!

  27. Whatever

    Eeew, Gabriel, don’t downgrade!

  28. is it the lighting or is he orange too?? they can make beautiful oj together

  29. Suds

    I hope he drank a lot of beer at the game so he can pee on her later!

  30. ChinoLatino

    I think their just hanging out and definitely NOT dating, she only like the moolies anyways!

    • Vacation

      No need for the ‘moolies’ comment. Just say black. It’s a fact she’s obsessed with black men, but there’s no need to be racist about it. You discredit yourself and your validity. She’s clearly (at least until now) been bigoted against white men. Either self-hate, or believing the ‘size myth’. You’re attempting to say it is messed up that she is, but you do so in a bigoted way yourself.

  31. Okay, are they at a basketball game or a hockey game? What the hell is with the scarf?

  32. Jessics

    Does he ever not wear that femmy scarf?

  33. right

    The only white thing kim ever puts in her mouth is ice cream.

  34. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    linds
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why is this chick still talking to me….?”

  35. kulit

    Downgrade… for both.

  36. Elaine

    In comparison, of course, Halle is and will always be the cream of the crop. That being said, and even as a chick, if you boys wouldn’t hit Kim, in any circumstance, you’re goddamn retarded. Dudes would kill for her. Bitch has a crazy ass. Please refer to me if you have any questions. I truly look forward to it.

  37. Burt

    Here’s how I like to imagine that conversation went:

    “Eh, pis Kim…l’ostie de game de hockey, quand est-ce-qu’elle commence, tabarnak?”

    “Oh, French is so sexy.”

  38. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    e-rock
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, you were doing so well not posting anything about Kim, I really did notice your effort! and now you bring us this bullshit. Kardashaskank WISHES she was dating Gabe! NO WAY IN HELL WOULD HE GO FROM HALLE BERRY TO THIS PLASTIC ATTENTION WHORE. Ok, done my rant. Now Fish, please, please, PLEASE, no more posts about her, ok?
    Thank you!

  39. Milli Me

    Gosh! All this love for Kim!! I must say that I admire her listing as an entertainer! She does a damn good job considering the positive and negative feedback!!
    I don’t even understand why people hate on the girl so heavy-she is just her, pure extract-hasn’t changed. I’m sure she has learned from her mistakes as most of us have. She is a very beautiful woman with a great behind. *Men like that by the way! The people that just hate her so can go suck on a blow pop and choke! Keep doing u Kim!!

  40. Milli Me

    Also she is not obsessed with black, she is obsessed with fine a** men!! me too!!

  41. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    Miselle
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG Kim, eyes on the game please!!

  42. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    matt
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF!? He is not even looking at her!?? WTF bitch is sooo desperate

  43. tiaz

    this is such a hot couple,u guys r just jealous ASSHOLES becuse she is beautiful n have a hot ass body alll at one,well done gabby we c u have good taste in women,Kim seems b a nice girl,just she needs a gentlemen and not a boy in her life.

  44. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    May
    Commented on this photo:

    I love them as a couple!!! They are both gorgeous!

  45. Inspired

    Kim is gorgeous guys, dont hate, congradualate! I sense some major hateration or is it jealousy??? Who cares if its fake, she is using her 5 mins wisely like JLo did, anything else would be foolhardy and that she aint so deal with it. Halle apparently kept reminding this guy that he was worth nothing financially and saying she is an oscar winner bla bla bla, everyone messes us and that is way immature of Hale so lay off Kim, as far as Im concerned she is Fine otherwise how would she be getting all this publicity even on this site? lmao, no matter what yall say she is getting hers!

  46. Inspired

    She is laughing all the way to the bank, nothing is wrong with surgery as long as it looks good and you know when to stop! the truth is most people in Hollywood or in the spotlght have had surgery and those who are not have at least considered it, and thats the Truth, she is doing the @#$% thing, aight!!!

  47. alias

    Armainien mustash burns!!! ROFL Ha ha ha

  48. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    henry hill
    Commented on this photo:

    ah see, she’s really there with skinny rick ross to the left. i knew it….

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