Kim Kardashian is apparently flipping out over Playboy.com releasing outtakes (above) from her 2007 photo shoot this week because I’m sure something like this wasn’t specifically written in the contract and agreed to in advance. They must’ve broken into her house and made her take a cut of the profits! No, not again! RadarOnline reports:
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star, who publicly expressed regret about doing the naked shoot, now has reacted privately about the new photos surfacing.
“Kim was really upset that the new photos were released,” a source close to Kim exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.“
You know what? I’m willing to accept Kim Kardashian has no clue how the Internet works and legitimately thought the issues would be recycled into textbooks for under-privileged children. (“Mommy, why can’t I stop reading my math book?”) That being said, I don’t know how she explains this letter written to her fans over a year after the shoot:
There are a bunch of reports about me on the web claiming that I said I would never do Playboy again. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don’t think I’ll do Playboy or anything like that again.”
THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE!
First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.
Here’s my thinking: While I’m not planning to pose for the men’s magazine in the immediate future, I definitely don’t want to close the door to the opportunity! I absolutely love Hugh Hefner and the rest of the Playboy team and appreciate the opportunity to work with them!
Never say never,
Kim
I think what she meant to say was:
“Oh, my God, Playboy raped me and forced me to do the shoot.
I’m just a strong-willed businesswoman trying to bring happiness to the world through a scripted reality show, carefully choreographed paparazzi shots of my mammoth ass and pretending I didn’t get famous by releasing my own sex tape for $5 million.
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Bieber.
Lindsay Lohan’s my new BFF.
[Various other Google Keywords here.]
DON’T EVER STOP LOOKING AT ME!
- Kim”
That sounds about right.
Photos: Playboy
Female | September 9, 2010 at 3:50 pm
FIRST!!! oh yeah and she’s gross!!!
Lightdragon | September 9, 2010 at 11:49 pm
agree. Also i would like to say I would still knock up Lindsay lohan. Why am I posting this here?
Easy because that is more interesting that this .
and yes if this woman offered herself i would do her. happy folks.
JWD-1955 | January 23, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Who Cares!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s nothing, but some skank with $$$$; what a waste of money…
Female | September 9, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Why does her butt look so small in the second photo?
Female | September 9, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Now it has been changed to the first photo.
Georgeo | September 9, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Because it’s photoshopped. Look at how far in her hips go after the waistband. There’s no way that little strand of elastic is pushing her hip in that far.
horn dog | September 9, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Airbrush-O-RAMA!!! And yeah I love her in those Jack Link’s Jerky ads.
HORSE | September 9, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I am totally into this woman – fat tits and a phat ass. HOT HOT HOT!
JWD-1955 | January 23, 2011 at 9:52 pm
What a wide ass, fake tits – wow… why do people think she is some celb, I don’t get it….
Lulu | September 9, 2010 at 3:54 pm
She is pretty but those are massive child bearing hips if I have ever seen them. Her butt is massive
ACSLATER | September 9, 2010 at 3:55 pm
AC SLATER HERE, GOT A WRESTLING MATCH IN FIVE, SO ILL MAKE THIS BREIF. KIM WHEN YOU SEE ME IN A SINGLET WITH THE ACTIVATOR DRIPPING FROM MY CURLS YOU KNOW YOU WONT RESIST ME. WE BELONG TOGETHER. F*#K KELLY OR JESSE SPANO THEY GOT KNOW JUNK, YOU MY LOVE HAVE IT ALL. THESE DIMPLES ARE YOURS. IM AT THE MAX AFTER FIVE IF YOU WANT TO TALK.
Rush | September 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm
funny shit man, keep it up.
SAMUEL"SCREECH"POWERS | September 9, 2010 at 7:16 pm
SAMUEL”SCREECH”POWERS HERE, I SECRETLY MOLESTED KEVIN MY ROBOT ROOMMATE FOR YEARS. THAT IS ALL.
McFeely Smackup | September 9, 2010 at 4:04 pm
I guess she’s completely forgotten that the only reason she and her entire weird/gross family is famous is because of her widely distributed porn movie. I’m not sure how watching her gargle a foot of black cock makes her any different from any other porn star, but that’s literally all she is.
jkhjkh | September 9, 2010 at 4:13 pm
reason why kim is different from other porn stars is she didnt need to do the porn, shes not poor and isnt a meth addict; she did it for pleasure, not out of necessity. that makes it more perverse (i.e., hot).
i wish her ass hole was a dick so i could suck it. thats how hot she is.
josh | September 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm
You must be out of your mind.
McFeely Smackup | September 9, 2010 at 5:38 pm
she’s so hot you want to suck dicks?
I’m not sure that makes sense, but don’t let anyone tell you not to be you buddy.
Burt | September 9, 2010 at 7:38 pm
She could be greedy.
dude | September 9, 2010 at 8:33 pm
this is an important first step toward coming out of the closet. Sucking imaginary dicks.
anonymous | September 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Hahahahaha! jkhjkh wishes dicks tasted like assholes. i guess they would if you the dude f*ck you in the ass first.
squirtdrinker | September 13, 2010 at 11:56 pm
you can suck mine after I ram it up that holiest of holes…
JWD-1955 | January 23, 2011 at 9:58 pm
Dude – you need help – assuming she has a decent pussy, which is probably fat ass smelly trashed out skank fest, her ass probably is so ranked out you couldn’t imagine… Who hasn’t had her!
stevebeagle | September 9, 2010 at 4:19 pm
oh c’mon,,,hair brush & photo shop much ?
McFeely Smackup | September 10, 2010 at 12:15 pm
hair brush? yes, it is a common modeling tactic to brush ones hair first. I don’t think it rises to the level of photoshop dishonesty though.
stevebeagle | September 10, 2010 at 2:37 pm
i meant air brush
dudeatdudedotdude | September 9, 2010 at 4:23 pm
funny how she gets pissed on (and who knows what else when the tape ran out) but her sisters are the ones getting married and having kids. KONG beat her to the altar. KONG!!! maybe she wasnt pissed on long enough–maybe she should do a skat flick, or 100 man bukkake, or one them japanese style puke vids.. well at least she showed off her ass :-) she’s money like that. yum yum gimme some
stephi sweezer | September 9, 2010 at 10:35 pm
this is the first funny comment you’ve ever made on the site
dudeatdudedotdude | September 10, 2010 at 8:30 am
riiiight.. and that’s the second time that email address has been posted here in a week. if i thought it was yours it would be on nambla’s distro already :-) cheers back, “stephi”~
pimp | September 9, 2010 at 4:37 pm
i’d suck on her asshole only because i can’t stand this bitch…
dude | September 9, 2010 at 8:34 pm
yeah, that makes sense.
Josh | September 9, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Can’t wait to see Chloe “Bigfoot” Kardawhatever in the same kind of outfit. I can’t believe those two are sisters. The mother hasn’t done a good job with Chloe.
shavederic | September 9, 2010 at 4:40 pm
anybody else smell rubber burning?
Marcus | September 9, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I don’t care how dirty she is i’d still like to stick it to her in any hole.. tit fuck .. handjob.. it doesn’t matter…
tori | September 9, 2010 at 5:03 pm
of course she hates that these pics were released. they’re not airbrushed to shit like her original playboy spread was.
Deacon Jones | September 9, 2010 at 5:29 pm
That second pic is kindof nasty, her curves dont put those wide ass hips into perspective (hear that Kim?)
But dont get me wrong, I’d still piss in her mouth, the little slut
DuckButter | September 9, 2010 at 6:12 pm
She is just mad that these pics are not of her ‘now’. She was heavier, back when her playboy pics were taken, where as now she is in better shape and better ‘put together’ then she was back then, so she is embarrassed more pics from that era in her life are coming out.
Personally, f’ it, she still looks smokin’ thicker.
timmy the dying boy | September 9, 2010 at 6:15 pm
She doesn’t even pass the pencil test, what are those things gonna look like in 25 years?
McFeely Smackup | September 9, 2010 at 7:05 pm
in 25 years they’re going to look like a 55 year old womans titties, what the fuck do you WANT them to look like?
Seriously, what kind of demneted grannyfucker freak is worried about what a 55 year old woman’s boobs look like?
timmy the dying boy | September 10, 2010 at 12:45 am
I was not stating this as something I would look forward to. Stop jumping to conclusions.
jkhjkh | September 9, 2010 at 7:37 pm
lol, like you would look at an old lady even if she had a hot ass. by then there is no point anyway, man. live in the here n now.
Cherry Buster | September 9, 2010 at 7:51 pm
I channel surf and see her and her sisters and I expect to see Charlton Heston because I think I must’ve stumbled onto a channel that’s showing the original Planet of the Apes. Which is a kind way of saying that she ain’t my type, not in a million years of evolution.
scandalous | September 9, 2010 at 7:55 pm
i thought she was famous for “leaking’ a sex tape? america is scum
mcfeely smackup | September 10, 2010 at 12:12 am
there’s no such thing as “leaked sex tapes”, there’s only people who get paid for doing PORN movies and everyone else.
Kim falls into the former category, and now that she’s “famous” she wants everyone to forget how she got that way and pretend she has something of value to offer.
Sorry Kimmie, you only have value in the fact that we like to see you naked, sucking cocks, getting pissed on, and having jizz blown on your tits. Well done, proud of yourself yet?
Brooke | September 9, 2010 at 9:09 pm
Oh hey, it’s when she had her old nose. She was so much prettier in 2007. I will never understand why she shaved down her nose…. now she just looks creepy.
ellayang | September 9, 2010 at 9:58 pm
very good~~
sexylips | September 9, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Come on, as if thats her real ass? Thats an airbrush version. Her real ass is like a fucking juggernaut on steroids.
bitch PLEASE | September 9, 2010 at 10:06 pm
WHERE would this bitch be without photoshop? Post a pic of her ass NOW in some panties like THAT, and it would probably look like someone tried to squeeze 80 pounds of hamburger meat thru a pair of nylon stockings.
I wish they’d put Kim K., Heidi Montag,Tila Tequila, Paris Hilton, Spencer Pratt,and ALL the other fame hungry, useless fucks, on a boat and ship them out to the middle of the Atlantic ocean followed by a helicopter full of snipers, then torpedo that motherfucker and snipe ANYBODY that manages to not get killed the FIRST time around.
Blech | September 10, 2010 at 12:35 am
Don’t forget Octoho and J.Ho.
Paloma | September 14, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Don’t forget Anholina Holie, Bland Pitts, and Linday Whorhan. Personally, I like Kim K. so she could stay on dry land as far as I’m concerned but the rest of those worthless hacks: “Anchors AWAY!!!!”
Paloma | September 14, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Oh yeah, I thought of some more overrated fools who can join the rest: Booyonce & Tyra Blanks (damn she gets on my last nerve!!).
Blech | September 10, 2010 at 12:34 am
Is she trying to look like Beyonce in that featured shot?
She looks a bit like Beyonce from that angle.
God | September 10, 2010 at 3:53 am
A prayer.
Please, by all that is holy, allow me to bum her just once.
Once,t hat is all I arsek.
captain america | September 10, 2010 at 6:09 am
……….hardening of the arteries?
SO SOON ALREADY!!
freaky | September 10, 2010 at 8:40 am
Who are we kidding? I’d hit that shit like a hurricane. I would rumble that ass like an 8.0 on the Richter scale. I would suckle on those behemoth titties like a newborn baby. That body was made for one thing and one thing only. But it’s kind of a bummer that she opens her mouth for anything other than me.
That is all.
The Truth | September 10, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Preach! Healthy byatch! She would get the pipe … like never before…
Lovemypubichairthick | September 10, 2010 at 8:47 am
If these gals didn’t shave can you imagine the amount of hair on those pussies, oh yeah.
freaky | September 10, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Ahhh…. Naturalness is a wonderful thing. I’m tired of waxed, plucked, lazered & shaved chicks, too. It was fun when it was still a kinky porn trend. Now that it’s normal, my deviant side demands something closer to what Mother Nature intended. Beautiful.
Paloma | September 14, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Yeah, and I liked when the men were all masculine but we’re all dreaming a pipe dream now guys. Those are all the days of yesteryear that we can kiss goodbye. You guys want hairy chicks and I want a guy who doesn’t tweeze, shave, or wax more than me! sigh! Metro my ass! Either your gay or your not! Sheesh!
Robert Acquafresca | September 10, 2010 at 8:56 am
She is such a horrible human being that she cant even keep her black boyfriends happy and they have shit all over her in more ways then one.
She will die alone and with no one watching. Wretched, self centered, gold digging, gypsy, whore.
Keith | September 10, 2010 at 9:56 am
Huh? She’s hot, wealthy, and seems like a fun chick.
Gold-digger? She knows how to earn bank. How many guys have a girl who out-earn them?
She’s the perfect girl.
Paloma | September 14, 2010 at 8:51 pm
What? How is she a gold-digging Gypsy? She has plenty of her own money and just because she is half Armenian that doesn’t make her a Gypsy. You’re super ignorant.
OneAdamTwelve | September 10, 2010 at 10:42 am
Kim Kardashian is awesome. And while I’ve said this (and meant it) about many women, including Jessica Simpson, I’d really love for my mouth to get acquainted with her ass. That would be really great.
The Revealer | September 10, 2010 at 11:43 am
That first pic looks EXACTLY like Bunny (who is really Leah Valentari)
bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Bunny | September 10, 2010 at 11:51 am
You.Are.An.Idiot. ; )
Come on and give her a break people. The “leaked” tape served it’s purpose and it’s on to bigger and better things like fucking big money, big dicked football players, drinking champagne in Miami and doing pretty much nothing else and being famous. It’s all worked out according to plan
Blech | September 11, 2010 at 8:23 pm
So what you’re saying is… that the leaked tape will be on to bigger, more boring things. I got it.
Em, the champagne, bling, little dicks hidden by super-sized SUVs and Miami are pretty much old news.
Ned | September 10, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I’d eat one of her turds with my eggs and bacon. She is HOT
Paloma | September 14, 2010 at 8:58 pm
LOL you are nasty as hell! Who says that?
Ned | September 10, 2010 at 12:49 pm
She is so HOT I would suck the snot out of her grandmother’s nose.
Ned | September 10, 2010 at 12:56 pm
She is so HOT, I would devour the semen of a complete stranger, and then let a dog crap on my belly
anonymous | September 10, 2010 at 2:16 pm
The only reason she is pissed at the release of these pics now is that she doesn’t get paid for them. Playboy owns them forever.
Paloma | September 14, 2010 at 8:59 pm
You nailed it on the head. It’s not that she’s worried about her looks like some have suggested. It’s that she didn’t get any scratch.
Eachel | September 10, 2010 at 3:46 pm
What is she so upset about? The pictures are photoshopped like no tomorrow, not like it’s really her in the end. Plus she likes whoring it up when she’s on the red carpet, not much difference in these pictures.
This waste of air should be shot already, together with paris, lindsay, miley and 99% of hollywood losers.
jamie chiasson | September 10, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I love you you in sex me yes xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
KK = liar | September 10, 2010 at 6:03 pm
The reason she is mad is because that picture is pre butt injections. Growing up, and throughout the road to being famous, KK never had an enormous butt. Her reasons for a big butt are absurd! She says working out, blah, blah, blah. Working out tones it, injections makes it bigger. KK is a liar, she has paid for the butt and facial enhancements.
Bored with life | September 10, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Airbrush much? Her ass is HUGE in real life. She’s a no talent skank!
Lisa | September 10, 2010 at 9:09 pm
You know what this is real ignorant. I hope that each and every one of you are continuously identified and judged by a bad choice that you have made, and stop saying that this girl released that tape it was that little sleezy troll Ray J that released it, but it backfired on him and worked out in her favor, you people are so ridiculous as if you have never done something that you wish you didn’t do. That is why we have a brand new day to move on from our mistakes and do better but when people try to keep tying that mistake around your neck how are you supposed to move away from it? I hope that your children are treated and given the same benefit of the doubt way that you give this young lady. She is not out here doing drugs and getting locked up and making a spectacle of herself, she is working hard every day unlike sume of you bumbs sitting home and living off of my tax dollars sitting behind a computer talking sh*t about everyone.
Blech | September 11, 2010 at 8:26 pm
No one spreads their legs for the camera if one wishes for a private sex life.
Get over it. This gal, while relatively attractive (Photoshop works wonders), like many other gals who bring shame onto the female species, is nothing more than a fame whore. Who is apparently trying to look like Beyonce from that angle.
Paloma | September 14, 2010 at 9:06 pm
People can call Kim a whore all they want for doing the same stuff they do behind closed doors on a daily basis. The difference is she got paid for it & the world has access to watch her get freaky. So what is the big deal? People make and/or watch porn all over the planet all of the time. I might not have been pissed on but I’ve tried anal & definitely been jizzed on & love the black cock so I’m not hatin! I don’t see what the big deal is. There are so many people on here who have obviously taken the time to watch the video so you obviously have some kind of interest in her right? I haven’t even seen the video but I’m a huge fan cuz she is HOT, HOT, HOT and she is a savvy businesswoman too so no matter what she will be financially set for life. She doesn’t need to be a gold-digger as some have stated. Hate on haters!
DHS | September 10, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Sweet back wrinkle
Mark | September 12, 2010 at 12:23 am
Good god I would do terrible terrible things to her.
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texangirl64 | September 12, 2010 at 4:00 pm
PLEASE!! She is SO upset… NO this is all for Publicity… Any news is News for this Ho… She’s not upset at all.. She is quite happy and giggly inside that you are looking at her.. This is the biggest camera hog in the world..
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lea michele from glee | September 13, 2010 at 4:54 am
i have not forgotten her bumper and that is why she is famous. can’t miss it.
kingjack | September 13, 2010 at 12:06 pm
ok, I just need to say it… For years her entrir existence has been Laguna & Hill,just don’t think we can get that our of our minds. Training wil not prevent that from happening. For ation she would have to do the dramatic action bit, ya know, extreme weight loss or gain or being a character so far from what she’s been protaid as. i hope she can pull it off. I do however immediately have full confidence of her being behind the camera.
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Soviet Snow | September 13, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I want to wrap my dick in that hair.
Willy Wonka | September 13, 2010 at 6:47 pm
What a fat fucking whore!