Kim Kardashian’s Wearing Ridiculous Outfits To Score A Weight Watchers Deal

April 1st, 2013 // 57 Comments
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If you’re like me, you just assumed Kim Kardashian has purposely been wearing outfits that most pregnant women would commit acts of terrorism before being seen in public in for attention. Turns out we left out another thing she’ll do anything for: black penis money. Page Six reports:

Industry observers are speculating that the blossoming reality star, who’s due in July with her child with Kanye West, was making a play for a megabucks deal with a weight-loss program to help her lose the baby weight, following in the footsteps of Weight Watchers’ currently pregnant spokeswoman, Jessica Simpson.

In Kim’s defense – And, wonderful, my hands are bursting into flames. – Weight Watchers handed Jessica Simpson $3 million and they didn’t even get mad when she turned the money into Chili’s and unprotected sex. So why not dress like a mutant yellow sausage if they’re just giving it away? “It’s not like I’m filming you have sex again,” Kris Jenner probably said. “Even though that did make us money. Lots and lots of money. — Sure I can’t go get the camera?”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. FattyFatty2X4

    Dem jugs are plumb full

  2. karlito

    Simpson will continually get pregnant until WW gives up and concedes they were robbed blind. Giving this whore a deal is ludicious. why would any company want to have this piece of trash representing them.

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    Look at that guy’s face. He has no idea what the fuck is going on.

  4. Every fucking day this pig or one of her family members. Jesus Christ, enough.

    • Last Kartrashian post I’m opening … and I only opened it to say “MoooooooooOOO.” And then I’m done. The more we pay attention the more it mutates into something so vile it’s unimaginable.

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    CarlT
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    Those 2 could throw off the Earth/Moon orbit. High and low tides are affected.

  6. What a wrecking ball.

  7. Mario Starr

    Shame on the Superficial! These horrendous photos of the man beast should have been labeled NSFL (Not Suitable for Life).

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    What the fuck exactly am I looking at here?

  9. purple

    Her dress is inside out. What a pig.

  10. Alexis

    Mooooooo!

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    cuddles
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    The key to a tender pork belly dish is ample amounts of back fat.

  12. She looks absolutely awful. Her face has been tweaked to within an inch of its life, and her body is just a train wreck. I am getting irrationally angry from looking at her.

  13. Shemp

    Kim and/or her handler/manager/mom are smarter than we gave ‘em credit for. She first started showing up in those absurd floomfy dresses a week or so ago and everyone made fun of her for having grown so ginormously fat. What woman dresses like that? Then I saw her in the clingy mustard yellow leather number and pointed out that she still looked rather good for a pregnant Kardashian, that is.) Now it all makes sense. She’s intentionally trying to look bigger than she really is, so the post-baby weight loss won’t be as hard to manage. Cha-ching!!! She wouldn’t be a Kardashian if her priority wasn’t the almighty dollar…

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    mulva728
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    Nice back fat.

  15. anonym

    she looks so much like her cuntbag mom, it’s freaky

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    cc
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    The senate aren’t the only people worried about assteroids.

  17. GJerk

    Can’t this bloated cow find any clothes that fit?

  18. anonymous

    I swear all this crap that Kim K wears these days where designed/influenced by the condom that tore and got her pregnant.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Let me just make sure my hair distracts from my huge breasts, belly, ass, legs, and back lumps . . . OK, we’re good.”

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    Toe Jam
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    Don’t worry everyone – The dairy industry has several milking machines on standby, after she delivers.

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    Toe Jam
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    When did drapes become fashionable?

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    Toe Jam
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    Haha! This is just flat out funny!

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    Cock Dr
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    Yes! Back fat! Rolls and rolls of it.
    This is the cow you want for that big backyard family reunion roast. Just get the necessary permits from your local fire department because the excessive fat drippings might cause the flames to burst out of the safety of the fire pit.
    MOO

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    Jenna
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    that face!!!!!!!! what happened to her?! she looks exactly like her mother now. what a shame.

  25. judgingyou

    Makes sense, prepare for the scandal about her getting lipo (so much lipo) instead of actually using whatever diet plan is stupid enough to hire her.

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    IB PISSN
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    With all the botox she is really starting to look like Chris. And those tities….momma….gulp,gulp,gulp!

  27. RayJ

    She should just cut down on her consumption of black pee and spooge if she wants to loose some weight.

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    Yulia
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    For those interested, here’s how Kim’s Lanvin dress is supposed to look:
    http://www.lanvin.com/e-lanvin/US//women/ready-to-wear/beige-dress-23450.html?color=Middle%20Beige&colorid=283#

    • I was and did. And was shocked by the price tag. I keep forgetting this fat cow is a multi-millionaire that can spend $3K for a dress she wears once. I still contend she had it on inside out. It didn’t look so weird on the thin model on the website.

  29. Mama Pinkus

    It is all downhill for this vapid, narcissistic gal from now on and she KNOWS it.; I bet Ms. Hilton is considering a comeback.

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    Snausages!!!!!

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    Am I crazy or is she wearing that thing inside out? The zipper looks strange. But then again I don’t dress like a pink mushroom very often, so what do I know?

  32. sheila

    I really wish Kim would start wearing maternity clothing and forget the ugly clothes that she has been wearing. I don’t understand why she wants to look fat and ugly

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    mulva728
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    Who are these losers who want Kim Kardashian’s autograph?

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    She really is an armenian whore cow

  35. Ah well. If the Weight Watchers deal doesn’t pan out, she may be able to line something up with Michelin or Goodyear.

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    I’m pretty sure she’s having twins and one is stashed in each tit.

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    Jesus Christ, the poor girl.

  38. Town Cryer

    This dress looks like its made out of the drapes in my Grandma’s old apartment, and she looks like a overstuffed piece of furniture. She’s got the dress on inside out, on purpose. A media whore to the nth degree. Let’s look like a trash bag on purpose, so we can look so much better, in the post-pregnancy pictures, and suck down as much money as we can from endorsements. If you’re pissed off at these photos, and not sure why, its because you’re being blatantly manipulated by this no talent whore. If you think she doesn’t know how to dress better, guess again. The whole thing is staged to line her pocket book in the future.

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    Sin
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    Its fucked up how people hate on her. SHE IS PREGNANT. GIVE HER A FUCKING BREAK. You ever been pregnant? I HAVE AND ITS NOT ALL A WALK IN THE PARK take it from a 17 year old.

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    Christine
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    I think she actually has the best prego fashion sense I have ever seen! That dress is fantastic!

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    lesabre94
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    Better be careful with the cosmetic work. Kim’s mouth is starting to bring up mrmories if The Joker’s smile!

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    Cynyster
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    Poor pigs, having to be compared to that woman smuggling sausages under her arms…

  43. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    Give it a couple years. That kid will be wandering around Hollywood like January Jones’s kid, asking vending machines, “Are you my mommy?”

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    Commented on this photo:

    We built this city…
    We built this city on rock-and-roll
    Built this city…

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    colt13
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    I want the G-cup pics.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    Yoda Mann
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    Finally, tits and ass are in proportion.

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