Kim Kardashian’s Stealing Clothes From The Renaissance Faire Now

April 4th, 2013 // 110 Comments

Apparently none of the horrible maternity outfits she’s worn here, here and here have landed her a Weight Watchers deal yet, so here’s Kim Kardashian trying a new approach of eating ice cream in a medieval wedding gown. Personally, I would’ve made her carry around a giant drumstick, but that’s where Kris Jenner and I differ. And snapping the neck of infants to drain their blood with a suction tooth. But to each his own.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    Forget stealing the clothes. She needs to steal one of the tents.

    • o'chunt

      I thought she did?

      • Randal

        In all fairness, Kim looks healthy, as she should when she’s expecting! Her confidence is at an all time high, she’s in demand for interviews, magazine spreads and photo shoot opportunities.

        Her growth is purely natural, which also says a lot to the haters who make claims everything about her is fake. Silicone doesn’t prepare for breast feeding the way Kim is. Her hips? Expanding to prepare the birth canal for delivery. Her smile? As happy as can be!

        Randal

      • Such elegance and thoughtful introspection in terms of critique. Your second paragraph could also apply to the birth of a small elephant or that of the largest mammal on earth , the Sperm whale.
        Kudos Randal. :)

      • FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

      • Fuck off, randal. seriously. just fuck off. assholes like this cow don’t deserve any special sympathy or consideration. they are useless, rich, and positively useless. note the part where I say they’re useless.

      • Randal, she is

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      • Guys, Randall is master troll. I understand that subtle satire isn’t everyone’s thing though.

      • Randal’s particular brand of wit makes me smile every time. But yeah, it does seem to get wasted on a lot of folks, though.

      • In fairness, it took me a long time to figure his shtick out. He really walks a fine line.

      • Randal reveals his dickishness by always having to piggyback his comment on whatever the first commenter posted. Oh no, putting his post way down among the rest of us proles just isn’t good enough for him—his words MUST be seen at the top of the comments. Dick.

      • grobpilot

        True.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    Now I know why middle-easterners are so offended by Jabba the Hutt.

  3. I know she’s the epitome of whorishness but would anyone else like to see those twins unleashed?

    • wtf

      She’s wearing this outfit for all you sickos that fantasize about her obese udders.
      I shudder at the thought.

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    Butt Plugger
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    Regardless of the outfit, or the weight gain, those are some prime motorboatin’ tits right there.

  5. wtf

    I can’t believe how wide her hips are. Should could birth twins at the same time between those.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    angryboobs
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    so that bra basically just holds her nipples

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    Flea
    Commented on this photo:

    the udders are big with this one…

  8. Surprising fact: Dairy cattle like to be milked. Apparently a fully charged udder is uncomfortable. With robotic milking machines, cattle will simply walk in on their own accord to get milked.

  9. I am just glad she doesn’t look like a giant oily mustardy shit anymore.

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    Fuck UNICEF, put KK on a C3 Globemaster and Africa’s famines may be solved. Think of the Children! Mooooooooooooooooo!

  11. People need to stop calling her a Cow; It is insulting to Cows

  12. Easily one of the most digusting people on Earth.

  13. I do wish this cow would stop showing her enourmous flab fest of a body in public. I do wish the paps would stop taking her picture. I do wish superficial would stop posting these. And, I wish there was a way to filter out pics of the rich and useless.

  14. Inner Retard

    - Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fattest of them all?
    - You.
    - MOO?!

  15. The Lady of the Leak.

  16. I have to laugh at all you who actually believe you’re defending her by saying “leave her alone”, “bullies!” etc. She loves it! Good and bad! Any and all publicity makes her and her family VERY rich. In fact, bad publicity’s the biggest money-spinner of all. I am 99% sure she dresses hideously on purpose.Kim is not bullied. She DELIBERATELY sets out to provoke and upset. She walks around with some strange sense of entitlement, thanks to her own narcissism and dumb fans. I’ll never understand how anyone can like her, after all she has done to people and keeps doing. She doesn’t care about her fans, just the attention and money that they give her. She doesn’t need or want defending – insults are her lifeline and her blood. I am totally anti bully, but this girl has no shame. She could easily retreat and be low key, but instead she is always high profile and making revolting decisions while playing innocent. PLUS, you realize she doesn’t read these comments and doesn’t care if you guys are bashing her or defending her, she doesn’t know you guys exist THAT’s why people are saying what they want to say (THEIR TRUTH)cause if wont affect her either ways.

    • lilgrandma

      AGREE! somebody finally say the truth!! and what’s so funny she does read some of the comments while she lays her fat ass in bed watch the show!and the fans say that we are dumb for putting her down when we don’t know her or she don’t know us! will fans youall dumbasses and dipshits for loving somebody that she don’t care for her fans too lol!!!Only their money she cares for so here is your 4 cents kim for the comments that the only way she making money now!!

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    Rob
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    I love how miserable she looks here

  18. tom

    I smell a future obese-born baby.

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    I swear to Christ, hideous dress aside, you’d think someone with so much money could afford to get a bra that fits. What a waste of carbon.

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    And she’s still only halfway there! She’s gonna make Simpson look like Flockhart

  21. Married for less than 6 months to one loser, her divorce isn’t even final yet, and she’s knocked up by some other loser she’s not married to. She’s ballooned out to about 400 pounds, pregnant as all fuck, still parades around in low cut tops and trashy whore outfits. Classy!

  22. PeopleSuck

    First off, you should all be ashamed for making fun of her — don’t you know she only weights 140 lbs!! HA! Psych!

    Second, with the width of her hips and all, I’d be afraid she could give birth and not even know it. The baby is just going to drop right out. Someone needs to invert her and wheel her around on a large dolly with a red flag attached to the top.

  23. Bane

    The good news is her body is now proportinate to her ass.

  24. Skippy86

    Well I hate to say it but this is the most normal shes looked, still hate her f’n guts though.

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    PeopleSuck
    Commented on this photo:

    **Wait, wait…are my tits still huge?**

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    PeopleSuck
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck. If i’d known all I needed to do to be famous was eat myself obese and go out in a bed sheet (to eat SOME MORE), I wouldn’t have gone in debt up to my ass on college.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    nasty. looks like 2 pigs fighting for slop under there,,,

  28. Cher X

    Okay, I won’t rag on the weight of a pregnant woman…that’s not cool. But day-um baby! Dress for your size! You look ridiculous.

  29. Let’s blow that whale up with Dynamite! KABOOM!

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    Awwww…

    Now I see what women mean when they talk how so and so is “Just glowing!!” from her pregnancy!

    That’s unadulterated joy if I’ve ever seen it!

    (sniffs glue, sticks head in oven)

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    Cock Dr
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    It is entertaining to watch her visibly swell from week to week.
    I’m thinking she’ll put on a bikini and strut out on Miami Beach for us before the bad seed is birthed. That would garner some media coverage for sure.
    MOO

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    Is this what they make astronaut suits out of?

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    Little Tongue
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    I wonder if that wide load signals before backing up.

  34. reinhard heidrich

    interesting how the “baby daddy” is nowhere in sight these days. not that anyone would miss his smug,ugly, miserable slack-jawed appearance.

  35. lilgrandma

    she NOT sex nomore!! hide thoses ugly boobs plz!! she pregnant and still a HOE,SLUT!! Respect is what she should be having for her baby sake!!! they all going down the SHITS!!!her is another 4 cents LOL!and still she won’t show her bare stomach!! come on BITCH show it she shows everything but her bare stomach and see how eveybody is quite about that!!she looks so ugly with clothes on bet she looks so gross without clothes!! she can’t wait for the tummy tuck hope she die when she ges it sorry but the HOE is asking for all the SHIT she is getting! as long as it bring her money!!!Kris.h get her ass!! they all coming down slowingLOL!!!!

  36. Mitch

    What a disgusting human being, and I am not referring to her appearance.

  37. I would suck them mams dry.
    Nonetheless she is still nasty/.

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
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    Wha’ts the hot new fashion accessory this year? Blue tit veins!

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    donkeylicks
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    “Wait until they get a load of me”

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    nita
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    Once again she looks like a blimp,I live by the rule what comes around goes around. she must have made fun of someone big at one time, and I just don’t believe she’s all that nice, actions speak louder than words.

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    Emperor Palpatine
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    Yes! Let the hatred flow!

  42. Somewhere out there, Captain Ahab is sharpening his spear.

  43. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    amiga
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    Camel Toe in a Dress?!!!

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    George P Burdell
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    Everyday she looks more and more like Octomom with boobs.

  45. Freebie

    Both Kim and Princess Kate are due in June. Kate looks fabulous and dresses tastefully. This one still dresses like a whore.

  46. Elsie, the happy holstein

    Here’s a little number I whipped off – Sing it to the Tender Vittles jiggle:
    “Moo Moo Moo Moo. Moo Moo Moo Moo. Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo. Moo Moo Moo Moo. Moo Moo Moo Moo.Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo. Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo.” Ahh, thank you very much..

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      That was beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes.

      We’re glad there’s at least one contented cow in this thread – not sure if Kim is.

  47. Mando

    Ye olde giant butt

  48. judgingyou

    She needs indicators attached to her ass, people could get hurt if she hits them.

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    detectivemicrophone
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    is that a mic on her? that would explain the weird lumpy right boob, and her hairdo.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Weight Gain
    ScotlandThe Brave
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    How about a competition? Guess Kim’s final weight before birth. May I open proceedings with 414 pounds.

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