I Went On Vacation And All You Got Was A Garbage Bag Full of Cottage Cheese
Alright, folks, it’s that time of the year again when I retreat to the south and remind myself why I wish The Union had nukes during the Civil War. So as always, you’ll be in the soft, capable, probing hands of Photo Boy. That said, you probably won’t be seeing a Most Important People this weekend or the next, but know that I’ll still be watching. Always watching.
Sometimes even when you’re asleep. But before I go, and to keep this post cattle-themed like its photo gallery, here’s John Stewart slapping Cliven Bundy‘s dick out of Sean Hannity‘s mouth because I didn’t have enough time to leave Photo Boy an upper-decker, so a shitfest in the comments seemed like the next best thing:
NOTE: This post was put together last night, so if John Stewart happened to do something even more awesome regarding Cliven Bundy, pretend I posted that while you went, “Damn, that Fish sure do cook up some good Internet.” But without making it sound racisty like I just did for no apparent reason. You’re gonna miss me.