Kanye West Wants Kim Kardashian To Stop Being An International Hooker

The Superficial | March 5, 2014 - 1:34 pm

“Now that my lovely assistant Betsy Bovine has gathered you all here, let’s kill The Bat! Wack! WACK-WACK-WACK-WACK!”

Last week, Kim Kardashian accepted $500,000 of Richard Lugner’s money to be his date to Vienna’s annual Opera Ball because her mother raised her to be a prostitute, and I can’t believe I had to spell that out for you. Except there’s the matter of being engaged to Kanye West who, for some odd reason is pissed that his future mother-in-law would pimp his fiance and expose her to some shithead who was paid by her john to show up in blackface. Radar reports:

“He went nuclear when Kim told him someone had used the N-word in front of her and one of the guests was dressed in blackface. It was his advice to leave right away, no questions asked.”
As we previously reported, Kardashian was paid $500,000 to be his date.
“It’s not about the money. Kanye told her no more paid appearances. It was selling her soul and not worth it. How much more money does Kim need? It cheapens Kim and her brand to be paid to go to parties,” the source added.

Of course, all this is great news if you’ve ever dreamed of seeing Kanye West get murdered by an actual pimp which is exactly how this story is going to end:

We’ve also learned momager Kris Jenner is balking at West’s new demands because she gets a percentage of the paychecks her daughter collects!
“Kris gets a 10 percent cut of all deals she brokers on behalf of Kim, which means she made $50,000 off of the Austrian appearance,” the source said.

When reached for comment, Kris Jenner told me it’s $35,000 for Kim’s underwear with no promises of it being worn or even touched by her, $50,000 to touch one of Kourtney’s boobs but Scott Disick gets to watch, and $100,000 for 45 seconds with Kylie in a canoe on international waters. I told her I only had $20 which is apparently enough for a Sasquatch-job, and I’m still not ready to talk about that. In fact, forget I even brought it up. DON’T LOOK AT ME!

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