Kim Kardashian: ‘I Didn’t Make Any Money From My Wedding’

November 2nd, 2011 // 113 Comments

Yup, this is happening.

Kim Kardashian posted a message to her fans on her official website last night where she actually attempts to sell two very large piles of shit: 1. That she really loved Kris Humphries, but only married him because she didn’t want to disappoint all the people counting on the wedding. Read: Her mom already sold the hell out of this thing which brings us to shit-pile #2: Kim didn’t make any money from the wedding. A lie that Kris Jenner also repeated this morning on The Today Show:

Jenner also debunked the rumor that E! bought the rights to the wedding for a reported $17.9 million. That’s just not the case, Jenner insisted. “One of the rumors is that we sold the television rights for millions of dollars — not true. We profited, she profited from the wedding? Absolutely false,” said Jenner.

When pressed about how much money Kardashian and Humphries made, Jenner clarified somewhat. “They made some money for the pictures that were sold and things like that, but at the end of the day, that money went towards the wedding and Kim had to pay a great deal of money (for the balance of the wedding). We don’t sell television rights.” (Pressed even further, Jenner said that photo rights were sold for “Less than a million, more than half a million dollars.”)

Pressed even further, Jenner admitted she has to blow Satan when this all over.

On that note, I’m posting the entire text of Kim’s message after the jump because she literally asks her fans to respect her “courage” while simultaneously requesting people stop calling her wedding the blatant scam she made it look like because she couldn’t stop being in front of a camera for a few months to even pretend to sell this thing. But apparently that counts as courage on Whore Island. Who knows?

FULL TEXT:

This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.

I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was a tough decision to make, and maybe it turned out to not be the smartest decision. But it’s who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!

Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.

I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through. But I do know that I have to follow my heart. I never had the intention of hurting anybody and I accept full responsibility for my actions and decisions, and for taking everyone on this journey with me. It just didn’t turn out to be the fairy tale I had so badly hoped for.

There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.

I’m sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart and I believe now that I really am.

Yeah, you guys. The lawyer who helped O.J. get away with murder would’ve approved. What the fuck’s your problem?

UPDATE: Apparently Kris Humphries didn’t get the memo.

Photos: Flynet, Splash News, WENN

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  1. BE

    Reason cited – Chris wanted to live someplace OTHER than LA and have an actual wife and family. Whereas Kim, doesn’t want to leave LA and give up her “career.”

    Really? And what were you thinking?

    IMHO, their media stunt has gone wrong tantamount to Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction.

    Newsflash Kardashians: There is such a thing as bad publicity…

  2. Archies_Leach

    There’s a very terrible and horrific place in hell awaiting Ryan Seacrest.

  3. This could all be avoided, if these debutante celebrities like Kim and Paris would stop making sex tapes and start making snuff films.

  4. Oprahwindfury

    Her sex tape lasted longer than her marriage

  5. mel

    massive piles of shit are what’s expected from a bucket of pure filth and manure like kim kardashian. she has two or three of her assistants help spread her enormous ass cheeks so she can squeeze out more obvious lies from her pungent stink wrinkle. fuck this stinking vomitous slut. i fucking hope she dies very soon and very painfully!

  6. s10gotem

    Lying ass beeotch!!

  7. James

    “Hopeless Romantic” is always, always ladyspeak for slut.

  8. ana

    how is it that she believes in “love” yet she didnt want to disappoint people… by people she means her mother because they were MAKING money off the wedding!!! case closed!

  9. apollo

    This is so ridiculous. She pretended to marry him to get more money and more publicity. She actually married him to get her face in some sleazy magazine. And the stupidity that she actually believes people will buy her bullshit explanation of “I weally woved him U GAIZ, like for realzzz”.
    Kim Kardashian will only ever love herself. And the genitalia of african american men, to put it delicately. What a low-life golddigging whore. This whole family needs to be eradicated.

  10. Mr. Poop

    Be happy. This is beginning of the end of her career. Notice how Paris is not in media much anymore. This is a good thing.

  11. skippy

    Kim Kardashian: ‘I Didn’t Make Any Money From My Wedding’ , yeah right and I’m the fuckin’ tooth fairy….what a load of shit!

  12. Lissa

    I get it. They didn’t have to sell the “television rights” because it was already part of this year’s contract: Clause 15: Kim to be married by end of summer to someone that doesn’t get along with the family, with a 2 hour special in Sept/Oct for an additional 17.9 mil or E! will axe the Kourtney and Kim take New York fall special for lack of drama.

  13. anonym

    Kris Jenner vs Dina Lohan…….

    I can’t decide who is more disgusting.

    I hope this becomes a lesson to all the press and media- Next time this skank gets married, don’t pay attention, or money.

    Who gives a shit about Kim’s wedding. She ain’t no princess.

    fool me once……..

  14. KK-Hater

    Kim you lying, fucking, useless piece of SHIT! What a SLUT you are, trying to fool all of those Zombies that waste time and actually watch your lame-ass show. It’s time for you and yours to get off the TV and out of everyone’s life… the world would be a better place without sluts like you! So long Bitch, no tears from me….

  15. NeNe

    She is an F’ing LIAR!!! Her mother is the biggest LIAR OF THEM ALL!! Kim wouldn’t even get up in the morning unless she was getting paid to do it. Her and her mother are poor excuses for human beings.

  16. Hendrix

    Stop making these people rich. Stop watching their show and buying their junk. Its amazing how hard real people have to work while people like this have it easy on life.

  17. SpaceGeneral

    Maybe she didn’t make any money from the wedding but she sure is racking up the media time by keeping on saying it.

  18. Martin

    Kim please get off the face of this earth. You your ugly sisters Sasquatch Khloe, and Monkey Kourtney, and your whore of a mother along with your fat ass brother are parasites. Its no wonder Robert Kardashian died! Look who he had to live with, and around! Jenner, Odom watch out!

    Kim you will fall so fast, and hard on your face. Mark my words! You will be in a shit whole for taking vows, and playing with GODS words. You fucking stupid bitches put so much into your wedding, but not your marriages. Kim no one will marry you. Only a loser who will use you like every guy has. You dont deserve respect from men.

  19. Bob van der Valk

    Kim should make another tape showing her throwing the 25 karat diamond wedding ring off the back of her yacht. Make sure it is in danger of sinking with the whole Kardashian family on board. It is sure to be a smash hit on E! TV.

  20. only kourt bb

    Has nobody else noticed how awful her skin looks? And how cakey/powdery the foundation looks?

    And yes, it’s a bunch of BS that they didn’t profit. And even if “at the end of the day” Kim had to pay for her own wedding….don’t about 99% of the world’s population pay for their own weddings? And who throws a 10MILL wedding? Quit your whining and accept that you screwed up and only care about fame and fortune. It’s who you are.

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    I can finally see the ton of makeup

  22. BO

    ok the way to stop all the whoredashians crap is to tell E about the boycott…or cancelled your cable ,sat…at least get the service where you don’t get E the network is the only one that can cancel this crap…so better get in your blogs,twitts..and if you’re not for real..then yoy’re just as crappy as the whoredashians

  23. We’re perpetuating their Fame by still riding on the ‘Kardashian Bandwagon’.

    Please, friends…STOP WATCHING AND BUYING THEIR SHIT.

    If we buy into their Products/Shows etc., we keep them around MUCH longer than they should be (fame-wise).

    Instead, we should ‘wake up, smell the coffee, (rhetorically) and see THIS for what it IS: A LYING, FAMEWHORE-OBSESSED Family doing anything they can to shove large amounts of BULLSHIT to us, their Fan Base.

    Stop the Madness: Stop watching!!!!

    ::shakes head::

  24. Melissa

    Yeah Kim, and I know the Easter Bunny personally

  25. Kim Kardashian Divorce Kris Humphries
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    she is lying…she should be called on this..

    she freaking sold the rights to film her wedding to E for like 17 million or something……..how can she say she didnt make any money. what happened to it then?

  26. Jeanette

    that bitch will do anything for money

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    dona
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    ke bella kim ciaoooo ti amoooooo dona

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    sosickofkk
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    holy pancake makeup. she needs to take it down a few thousand notches

  29. Kim Kardashian Divorce Kris Humphries
    sosickofkk
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    oh i am so sad cuz i just filed for divorce but yet i can still get all made up for vacation with khloe in australia……fake fame whore

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    sosickofkk
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    step away from the knife puffer fish bitch

  31. Kim Kardashian Divorce Kris Humphries
    sosickofkk
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    watch out khloe…….she wants that black penis

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