Kim Kardashian Is Definitely Getting A Divorce

October 24th, 2011 // 86 Comments

As reports continue to circulate that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ pretend marriage is over, to me, nothing confirms those rumors more than this little item via Deadline:

In what amounts to her most substantial acting role so far, Kim Kardashian has signed on to costar in The Marriage Counselor, the Lionsgate film Tyler Perry will next direct, based on his stage play.

Kim Kardashian is going to be in a Tyler Perry movie. And who stars in Tyler Perry movies, boys and girls? Black guys, that’s right. So she can deny the rumors all she wants, but Kim Kardashian starring in a Tyler Perry movie is like Lindsay Lohan saying she’s serious about rehab then turning around and moving to Colombia. You’re going straight to the source!

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one concerned with her hands in this? Was she jacking-off an Oompa Loompa?

  2. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    Betty Retzlaff
    Commented on this photo:

    Why are Kim’s hands and feet orange?

  3. cc

    I don’t know if her being back on the market is worse or better as far as hearing more about this vacuous twit is concerned. I am thinking worse.

    In any case, I am sure it was seeing her in that stupid had that did it. Or maybe the video.

  4. Someone needs to lay off the Snooki spray.

  5. KillMeNow

    She’s wearing her scary Halloween claw gloves a little early, isn’t she?

  6. *checks watch*

    Sweet, I just won $50.

  7. Richard McBeef

    Married for two months and they’re already pissing it all away.

    • TomFrank

      Well, what did you expect? Pissing is how she got this far.

    • ROSALYN

      The problem was that Kim was jealous of her sisters marriage and she wanted the same thing, her sister got lucky and found the right guy in 2 weeks, didn’t mean that Kim could go and get married in 2 monthns and think that her marriage was going to be the same way. “What an idiot” Now she has to deal with the reality of getting married. Welcome to the real world Kim, marriage is not easy is it? All the money in the world is not gonna fix this one, now deal with it, lets see how seriously she takes her vows!!! Gosh what an idiot!!

  8. MarkBraun

    Well, once again, she blew it.

  9. Maynard Krebs

    I have a sudden , inexplicable desire to hit Kris Jenner with a large plumbing wrench , splitting her skull open .

  10. DogBoy

    The level of fame-whoriness is mind boggling. Imagine being so addicted to fame to fake a high-profile marriage. I bet fake kids are not out of the question.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Aw, remember those cardboard cut-outs of cats that people had as pets in the eighties? Why did I think of those? Oh right, Kardashians.

  11. Deacon Jones

    Whatever gains Martin Luther King made, Tyler Perry has destroyed them….

  12. Marcellus Wallace

    Kim looks darker than Kris H. By the way , isn’t Kris – the spelling – kinda effeminate ?

    • Darnell "The Truth " Jackson

      Kris must be 1/100 Black. And yes , Kris is an effeminate spelling for a man . Cris is more hetero .

      • Kareem Abdul Akbar

        Why do people perceive Kris to be black? He looks like a guy from the north side of Chicago

      • Freebie

        His father is black and his mother is white.

      • I dont know who the guy from the north side of Chicago you are talking about Kareem, but he looks kind of like that dude that was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia who is pissing on the US Constitution. Barry Soetoro? Harrison Bounel? Barry Soebarkah? I forget his name.

  13. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    GROSS.
    The orange Oompa Loompa who smells like urine.

  14. Help

    No! Stay married! I don’t want to read three million bazillion posts about your 3rd wedding!

  15. imabrat

    So what; she’s just a spoiled brat that wanted a wedding? Yes.

  16. princessavanessa

    Omg don’t believe that Kim Kardashian got a divores already unless its on E! News maybe might believe *(N)*

  17. terry

    Disgusting. 30 year old motherfucker playing PR for her image. And that Chris? Please. Homey is on the down low. The NBA is in lock out and that queen needs the bucks.

  18. jessie

    rotten cunt inside and out. i hope she gets skinned alive like the animal whose fur she is wearing.

    • Jack Ketch

      Oh look, it’s Kim “I’d NEVER get lip injections, even if I didn’t already have really full lips” Kardashian.” The last time she got caught she said “my lips are swollen from having the flu.” Too fucking comical, and she looks quite miserable in photos every since she got married. I just hope the Karma Wagon is on the go, so can’t disagree with that.

  19. jessie

    oh and stop trying to be like jlo, u fame hoe

  20. You obviously havent been roughed at first sight

    I dont blame Deadline. Who has time to wait for news to happen? Sometimes you need to take the initiative.

  21. Mickey01232000

    Who gives a fuck about this ugly broad. The only thing she has ever done in her life is a sex tape WTF.

  22. sitin

    He finally found out that her butt is made of Botox & Silicone ! Ha Ha Ha – She had him fooled!

  23. heh

    He looks like the missing link. * Shudders* he is so ugly

  24. Dan

    DO NOT CARE.

  25. Xeorad

    Amazing that someone who gained notoriety through a home sex tape with her getting peed on has climbed to such heights of fame. That whole family needs to go away into a deep, dark hole somewhere. They contribute nothing

  26. What’s the big deal, everyone has their kinks. Kim likes black dudes, and Kris likes chicks with orange hands.

  27. Mitch

    And Kim Kardashian is the role model for millions of young girls who now know for sure that marriage is less important than successfully marketing a golden shower sex tape.

    • Jack Ketch

      Something like that, yeah … every photo of her is an opp; she never looks at her own husband … it’s all about looking good for the camera, just like it was with Jessica Simpson – “look at me, I’m so hot.”

  28. I figured that new job she got at Golden Corral where she is pissing chocolate waterfalls and total strangers are dipping their sticks into her would be enough to overcome Kris’s lack of income. I guess not.

  29. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    Ay Dios mio
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pfft! Yeah, u’d think, but it’s actually four and a half inches. Last time I’m going out with a white boy”

  30. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    Ay Dios mio
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pfft! Yeah you’d think.. But it’s only four and a half inches! Last time I try a White boy.”

  31. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    Ashley J.
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, yeah… Kim, no matter if you and Kris stick it out or not – YOU NEED TO FIRE THE PERSON THAT GAVE YOU THE SPRAY TAN IN THIS PICTURE! AWFUL!

  32. Ha Ha

    Big mistake by Tyler Perry. A major portion of his audience is church going parishoners, and putting this human toilet seat who exploited herself for money (while lying about it) is going to alienate a huge chunk of his target audience. Plus, no one is going to pay money to sit in a theater to watch an untalented piss stained whore try to pretend she knows how to act; anyone can get her sex tape for free online, where she pretends to act like she’s interested in something besides narcissisticly looking at herself in a mirror.. Then she was pissed on…

    • Michael

      I said the same thing just recently.

      Tyler Perry, despite his past, is the worst filmmaker ever. His films may preach Christianity, but it’s the same “let’s watch black people scream their lungs out” soap opera with double standards, an actor in a fat suit playing Madea, and respectable actors practically pissing on their own careers. Now Kim’s gonna do the pissing on them. Life goes on.

    • Beleive it . Tyler Perrys church audience will be commenting on this site and others. They will continue to watch the Kardashians and at the end of the day he will still prevail and be RICH and so will she. Now what NEXT!!!!

  33. jew

    i hate kim but we should start hating the doosh who would marry this towel head

  34. buffy

    So what exactly about this article says she’s getting divorced?i dont understand…and thid divorce story is getting BORING!

  35. Sort of fits…
    Kim thinks she’s black and is the queen of all media, when in fact 12 people like her. Tyler Perry thinks he’s the next champion of the black man, but yet makes stupid movies that only 12 people go to see.
    I guess Lionsgate needs a project for this years write-down.

    • TomFrank

      Tyler Perry’s last movie grossed over $53 million. I don’t think that was 12 people paying $4.4 million a ticket.

  36. Juano

    Don’t be shocked if it turns out that this movie deal is also bullshit. Haven’t seen anyone confirming that one yet, so methinks she and her mom are playing something out of the Lohan playbook; keep saying you have the job so (hopefully!) they give it to you.

  37. carol vance

    She wanted them to be just like William and Kate.. babahaha.

  38. Gary B

    If this marriage falls apart, it will happen once thw NBA lockout ends. Right now Kris needs the Kardashian money to live on.

  39. miss_glitter

    The most disturbing thing about this is the orange hands touching a Birkin.

  40. See Alice

    She is a Trainwreck.

  41. fap

    Cruella de Vil wants her look back.

  42. Michael

    Christian director Tyler Perry hires a girl known for getting golden showers (and becoming a celebrity) for one of his movies. Is Blake Edwards’ ghost roaming the Earth in limbo?

  43. slurricane

    I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned his jacket. I guess that saying is true, if you have an ugly face, distract it with something uglier.

  44. Rob

    After filming, it’ll be like Humphries is throwing his hot dog down her hallway.

  45. apple202

    you are alllllll envious of her beauty, and the fact she doesn’t give a rat’s A$$ about your existence. she wont be getting a divorce, she is a beautiful successful newlywed who is going through the universally known difficulties of the first year of marraige. i guess none of you knows this coz maybe none of you will find someone who wants to spend his life with such envious creatures:P

  46. Jessica Ramierez

    Oh, yeah, nobody saw this coming?! But her wedding was all through donations so everyone got free publicity.

  47. Alex

    Do we really think that cocain and pot only comes from Colombia?

  48. solomon

    Y can’t u haterz give kim a break and bliv in her nobody is perfect and when u pipz kip runnin ur mouth u make things all messd up 4 d couple .. So buzz off .. Nd let her liv her life in peace..

  49. Yes

    What a circus, what a joke. I knew they weren’t in love but in lust! Spoiles brad!

  50. Vince

    That must be the shortest marriage in celebrity history.

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