Reggie Bush Told Kim Kardashian To Divorce Kris Humphries

The Superficial / November 3, 2011

“This is probably a bad time, but that black paint isn’t coming off like you said it would.”

And here we go. MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian had lunch on Saturday – two days before her divorce – and he denied her the interracial plundering until she officially broke things off with Kris Humphries. You know, because Reggie Bush believes in the sanctity of marriage, but is totally cool with pre-marital sex. He’s very mystical:

According to a person close to Reggie, the discussion at one point turned to whether the pair could ever RECONCILE.
The insider told MediaTakeOut.com,”Reggie told her that he would not do ANYTHING with her unless she was single. She had to get an official DIVORCE before he would ever even consider having a physical relationship with Kim.”

My initial, and justified, reaction is to chalk this up as more Kris Jenner whore-lying to drum up a new storyline for the show. But then again, Kris Humphries looks practically white while Reggie Bush is so dark, he has to put reflectors on his penis so women can see it in the dark. And I feel safe in saying those were the most erotic words Kim Kardashian has ever read in her life. One of her tarantula lashes probably lifted 1/10th of a centimeter which is the most emotion she’s shown since someone dropped a twenty on the sidewalk the other day. She barely had time to throw Kourtney’s baby at it.

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