Reggie Bush Told Kim Kardashian To Divorce Kris Humphries

November 1st, 2011 // 107 Comments

“This is probably a bad time, but that black paint isn’t coming off like you said it would.”

And here we go. MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian had lunch on Saturday – two days before her divorce – and he denied her the interracial plundering until she officially broke things off with Kris Humphries. You know, because Reggie Bush believes in the sanctity of marriage, but is totally cool with pre-marital sex. He’s very mystical:

According to a person close to Reggie, the discussion at one point turned to whether the pair could ever RECONCILE.
The insider told MediaTakeOut.com,”Reggie told her that he would not do ANYTHING with her unless she was single. She had to get an official DIVORCE before he would ever even consider having a physical relationship with Kim.”

My initial, and justified, reaction is to chalk this up as more Kris Jenner whore-lying to drum up a new storyline for the show. But then again, Kris Humphries looks practically white while Reggie Bush is so dark, he has to put reflectors on his penis so women can see it in the dark. And I feel safe in saying those were the most erotic words Kim Kardashian has ever read in her life. One of her tarantula lashes probably lifted 1/10th of a centimeter which is the most emotion she’s shown since someone dropped a twenty on the sidewalk the other day. She barely had time to throw Kourtney’s baby at it.

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  1. hmna

    Hey, if she wants to trade a mediocre NBA player for a mediocre NFL player, who am I to argue?

    • Carrie

      Mediocra NFL player–yes. Much hotter than the mediocre NBA player? Hell yes.

    • Venom

      Won a National Championship, a Heisman and won a Super Bowl ring, yeah real mediocre….

    • def

      and you prob work at macy’s in the cosmetics department. shut the fuck up

    • gumption

      traded ugly, retarded, ill mannered oaf who dressed like a slob at all times for a hot, well mannered, sharp dresser that probably can perform sex quite well I say is a good move. I dont think this was planned from the start to be about publicity but she uses EVERYTHING for publicity. She got caught up in all the attention and tried to drown out Humphries ugly face and retard brain out with dollars but it was too much to bear, dont blame her. But she is one sick puppy. Humphries was so into the “fame” and camera, what man jumps on two relaity shows and allows his proposal and wedding to be filmed? He is a loser and user. The fact is he wanted a piece of the action and yeah kk was dishonest too, she knew at some point before the weeding that she didnt want to be with humphries but she followed through for the $. She trumped his using ass so he is mad but neither is innocent, KK and her family is smarter and crushed that oaf and he deserved it, lol! I think it is great she dumped him. Now I wish she would go away.

  2. Kris Jenner is arranging Khloe’s divorce as we speak. Look for it after this one falls off the radar.

    • Nah, I’d bet against. Her and Odom seem to be the most normal out of that whole circus.

      • cherri

        Socialcomment if the woman he proposed to had accepted him he would not have ended up with the shemale, I hope he (Lamar) is paying attention…then again he will tow the line because he want to belong……..he want a family, no mother, a paro dad……..he would tow the line, he may be around for awhile yet…………..

  3. Clarence Beeks

    oh BULLSHIT. MediaTakeOut is the biggest piece of crap out there. Makes the Daily Mail look like Newsweek.

    Reggie Bush wanted NO part of that family and the fame. That is why he dumped Kim. They will NOT get back together. She is too narcissistic to give up the fame, and he does not want that kind of attention.

    • Jack Ketch

      That was my immediate call, too. Reggie Bush was smart to dump her, and leave her dumped, too, for the reasons you state.

    • Debbie

      Reggie wants no fame?? Have you not seen the Taco Bell commercial?? et al?

      • skippy

        Reggie is in the Pizza Hut commericals…Brian Wilson from the SF Giants does the ones for Taco Bell.

      • Clarence Beeks

        Doing commercials and having every fucking second of your life taped are 2 completely different things. They aren’t even comparable.

        Jack, right? the more famewhory she got, the more he distanced himself.

    • Dr Ha-Ha

      Reggie dodging that family is the greatest running back move he ever made.

    • Jay Dub

      GEtDAFRKOUTTAHERE…Kim Kardashian practically “made” Reggie Bush. None of us would really care about him if he hadn’t dated Kim. Sure, he had the right mind to take great advantage of their connection but don’t think for one minute that Reggie didn’t want any part of the whole “fame and cameras” thing. Don’t think he didn’t benefit from dating her moreso than she did, dating him.

  4. Who the Fuck Said I Said That?

    I guess we’re still talking about the Kardashian’s. That sucks.

  5. Steelerchick

    hhhhmmm I wonder if Reggie really has reflectors???

  6. Lord Invader

    If this story was a trick-or-treater, I would grab a handful out of its pillow case and slam the door because I give -10 fucks.

  7. stratacat

    who the fuck is Kourtney?

  8. ahma

    She did not want to change her last name to Humphries. Like that koont would ever hump for free…..

  9. Deanna W

    @Georgio… Though I do think this family fakes a lot of things, I don’t think Khloe is one of them. This chic had no problem showing her dislike for Kris Humphries and always seems to be bumping heads with her overbearing mother. Kim on the other hand is nothing more than a barbie that Kris Jenner poses and puts where she wants. Kim has no thought process of her own and only responds when money calls. Kris just got lucky… if he is smart he will run as fast as he can back to Minnesota and far away from the Kardashian family.

  10. Morgan

    Why do americans care about this overweight no-talent skank, can someone please explain?

    • Karen

      thank you!

      • Liz

        And yet we’re all commenting. Clearly *we* care about this skank.

        Let’s not pretend that we’re above all their fans and viewers. The opposite of love is not hate. It’s apathy. If no one cared, the gossip blogs would not be full of mean (and totally justified) vitriol against her.

      • Morgan

        Well this is the first time I’ve ever clicked on a Kardiashan-post, normally I just continue scrolling.

        I couldn’t care less about this famewhoring skank.

    • Morgan Eats Head Cheese

      Mr Internationale.

      Might I remind you she just did events in Australia and Dubai.
      Maybe not just Americans , oui?

    • anonymoose

      Fraudashians. No, we don’t care; just scanning the public vibe on this stupidity!

    • gumption

      hope your post is a joke, “ignant”, “people is”, “den”, “pastie”, and “idionts”? Wow, do tell us professor all the ways black people are smarter, I impore you to continue demonstrating such with your mastery of the English language, the only language you know of course. What the hell? I am always vehmenently defending blck people, can I actually be coming to the honest realization that it is true what I have heard countless white people say: black people are racist? Well yes I am so f off with your bullshit post and focus on yourself not always vis a via “white people”. Your pathology is fucking exhausting man.

    • Jay Dub

      Don’t mistake being curious to hear what people(non-media) are saying about her as caring about her. For some of us, a lot of times, we just want to read the comments and responses to the stories.

  11. Robert Paulsen

    Rushing yards against Denver: 42
    Rushing Yards against Giants a week later: 103.
    Oh yeah he knew first. He knew first.

  12. aaw

    IS THERE LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE IN THE NEWS TODAY OR ARE YOU JUST SLACKING?

  13. Richard McBeef

    Bet you $100 that the divorce proceedings end as they “try to make things work” then they are back on, back off, back on, back off, before they actually get divorced in a couplefew years.

    Why not milk the publicity for all it’s worth? It’s the Kardashian motto.

  14. guess it is true

    i really think they should get back together but on his turns. He can focus on his career and so can she and at the end i believe she will give it up to have a family.

  15. Kym & Kcholoe Kardasian

    As far as we’re concerned lindsay lohan and her family are nothing but no class trailer trash talentless fame whores with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.

  16. Rough! man of still

    KH did look like he was going to get steam rolled by the tush. Dude deserve to go to Hollywood. Hes not working! And being the x Mr. Kardashian will only get laid for so long. Get going KH get your publicist.

    • gumption

      he already did get a publicist, that I think was the last straw for ol kk. he is even making night club appearances. what a fucking loser that dude is. he is so ugly and dumb. he made a few dollars, got to sleep with the hottest girl he will ever have in his entire life cause he is fugly and retarded and he got to be on tv and in magazines which he clearly wanted. who cares about him. would you want to be married to that Lurch? Yeah, didnt think so. Im not a kk fan, dont watch the show and would never buy a corny product of hers but she is pretty so I click on her pics because I am into vanity like that.

  17. FruitLoop

    That dumb bitch courtney stoddard can learn a thing or two about publicity from these fucking kardashians. Kicked out of a pumpkin patch? That’s the best they’ve got to compete with kim the media giant? Courtney had better stick a pumpkin up her ass and shit out pumpkin pie is she wants to be a blip on the radar next to kim.

  18. meh

    Is this guy really tall (Basketball player I’m guessing he is) or is she just a midget?

  19. skunk

    back in black

  20. Jim

    I’m assuming Kris’ crayon wasn’t purple enough for her.

    • layla

      wow. wish i could say i was stunned. but, so long as there is melanin there will be racism.

    • cherri

      Jim…..you are one bad person….saw the sex tape and she was down on RayJ cheeks puffy as frigg….I swear an elephant somewhere is still crying after RayJ stole his dick…..

  21. IDONTREALLYCARE

    Woman may think he is hot, but I sorry but Reggie Bush is a bastard for allowing himself to be drawn into this fiasco. Especially, since he had already broken off with her several times. Mr Bush could have his choice with several intelligent , kind and beautiful woman. Yet he is poking his nose into somebody else’s marriage. Besides isn’t it football season right now?

  22. DKK

    I don’t believe she’s going back to Reggie Bush. This is probably just a rumor but she & her sisters do have a long history of liking thug type dudes!

    • Jay Dub

      What “thug type dudes” do they have a history of liking? Or by “thug type” do you mean “black” ? Reggie Bush, Ray-J, Lamar are hardly “thug-types”. In fact, i’d say that Scott, Kourtney’s man, is more of a thug than any of those other dudes.

  23. Anon

    Yeah because people still believe in listening to Reggie Bush after he lost his spot on the team, lost his Hiesman, and lost his self respect playing for the lousy Dolphins. Go ahead Reggie, Suck for Luck.

  24. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Divorce
    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen hookers on 8 mile with more class and heart than her.

  25. meg

    If Reggie Bush wanted her he would have married her years ago.

  26. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Divorce
    Laila
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging from the body language alone, they have NEVER looked remotely interested in each other since the beginning of their courtship. You can instantly tell if a couple is really in love or even remotely like each other. These two look like they were forced to be together. This was clearly a pubicity stunt, and a really bad one at that. Shame on them for using a sacred institution to promote more fame, which neither of them really need at this point.

  27. Buddy the Elf

    Do it Reggie, its not like you do anything on Sundays anyways.

  28. MILF

    I love that the surnames of the guys involved include “Hump” and “Bush”.

  29. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Divorce
    spacedust
    Commented on this photo:

    She is as wide as he is tall.

  30. Jayone

    You’re getting a little racist these days, Fish. Typically you’re my soul-mate but all this “black” dicks, paint, charcoal, etc is verging on not being comical. Make all the race jokes you want, but as long as their funny and not just straight up offensive.

  31. layla

    wow, that was the most racist things i’ve read on a celebrity rag blog. you aren’t a very inventive commentator if that is the sort of shit you have to say… certainly aren’t funny and a pretty shit writer. but hey, you have an audience. which is depressing.

  32. Burt

    My guess is that the marriage and the divorce are plot devices for the “reality” show.

  33. WhateverYouSay

    You can put on all the makeup, jewelry, and designer clothes you want, Kim, at the end of the day, you are still a money hungry, classless, whorish pig.

  34. Cornel West

    Shut the fuck up.

  35. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Divorce
    NJsRatedR
    Commented on this photo:

    What brand of sunglasses his he wearing?

  36. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Divorce
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    You can tell she’s with a white guy. Her mouth is closed.

    • cherri

      You can tell she’s with a white guy. Her mouth is closed…

      The Brown Streak……that was sooooo mean…….damn…

  37. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Divorce
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Wrong things to say: “Kendall’s hot. I’d do her.”

  38. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Divorce
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look away, honey. They’re trying to take pictures of me.”

  39. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Divorce
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fuck this attention whore! I want a divorce!” – Kim

  40. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Divorce
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “So when are you going back to work?”
    “Probably a year or two.”
    “Get a job, you hippie! I want a divorce!”

  41. eva-k

    did u hear about Khloe whispering to Kathie Lee @ the reception ” I give it 6 effn months…” ????

  42. Rachelle

    “interracial plundering”? WTF? And why does it matter what race anyone is?

  43. forrest gump

    she just needed a bodyguard.
    SO WHY NOT MARRY ONE?

  44. Randolph Duke

    “Money isn’t everything, Mortimer.”

  45. dondapper

    Best of luck for the both of them http://www.tshirtsandgifts.co.uk, i hope they find happiness in there lifes x

  46. jonny day

    this is the fast love of the modern day http://www.ilive4football.co.uk thats why my heart will always be for football

  47. “But then again, Kris Humphries looks practically white while Reggie Bush is so dark, he has to put reflectors on his penis so women can see it in the dark. And I feel safe in saying, those were the most erotic words Kim Kardashian has ever read in her life.”

    Excuse me?!? This is HELLA offensive and racist, seriously.

    • cc

      You must be new here. Please tell me you are just leaving.

    • necro

      No, it’s not “hella racist.” Racist would be calling Reggie a nigger or Kim a nigger fucker. Saying a black person is black, is not racist, no matter how much you want to be offended.

  48. Kyle G

    Are you really quoting MTO? That’s like quoting the Enquirer

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