Kim Kardashian Is Pretending To Get A Divorce Already

October 21st, 2011 // 87 Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married practically yesterday, but already numerous tabloids are reporting/reprinting press releases from Kris Jenner that it’s not working out because of Kim’s schedule. And just last night Kris was spotted not wearing his wedding ring which might mean something if the entire marriage was real from the start and not at all a giant cash-grab to sell a wedding special to E! and photos to People magazine. And before you go, “Wow, isn’t it a little early to start the divorce storyline?” keep in mind the producers are one step ahead of you:

WRITERS: Isn’t it a little early to start the divorce storyline?
PRODUCERS: Take a look at this memo and tell me who it says the target demographic for this show is.
WRITERS: *reads* Fucking morons.
PRODUCERS: Fucking morons.
WRITERS: We’ll have it to you by noon.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, INFdaily, WENN


  1. Stupid

    What a waste of time she is. She looks horrible here.

  2. cc

    He found out about the video, watched it. and that was it.

  3. Nigel Barton - Twainbridge

    Perhaps the fellow was extremely naive and thought this was the real thing. In that case , although I would have hoped his father or a friend would have given him a good talking to , I feel sorry for him as this was a complete fraud played out on him. It would not surprise me , based on the behaviour Kris Jenner exhibits, that this was a sham production to get publicity and the attendant money from the publicity. Moral , ethical , and self – realized people should shun this family as though they were carrying the Bubonic plague , which they probably are . These people are diseased!

    • Bruce Chelmsford

      These Kardassians have no morals . Their deceased father represented OJ at one point , so the moral and ethical pool was drained right from the start . I don’t know why we should expect his spawn to be any better , especially since their mother seems to have the ethics of a snake

      • I actually know Kris. Nice guy but a total effing doofus. He does a lot of shit without thinking – granted that’s a really obvious statement if you take a look at the record so far… He wants it to work, but he doesn’t know how to do that (see: forgetting to wear your wedding ring…). Kim wants it to get her publicity, but she doesn’t know how to make it last because she’s so wrapped up in her own shit. Even his friends said they wouldn’t make it to one year…

  4. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    You need more makeup, Kim.

  5. everyone here at least should feel one iota smarter, seeing as not one person said it’d last. or that it was real. i was mostly just offended that this tramp wore white.

  6. Rex McCaw

    aggregation of makeup, hairspray, and a very dark , soulless heart.

  7. How elements shift in harmony to rough laws-Albert Einstein

    I’ve been saying this for years; Kimmy belongs to the world no matter who signed a contract.

  8. Travis Bickel

    Hey Kim ,
    Run your game on your husband , and see if the First Family invites you to dinner . If you were surprised they didn’t want their daughters watching your evil antics before , wait until after this stunt . They will un – invite your creepy family from being citizens of the United States . Couldn’t your immoral family go to a country where this low – life circus would be tolerated , like Syria ?

  9. Bane

    See guys? This is what happens when you don’t use your woman like a urinal on a regular basis.

  10. Cock Dr

    She realized that he just wasn’t black enough and his bladder wasn’t big enough.
    Why can’t people figure these things out before they pledge their lifelong troth to each other in front of a thousand guests, photographers and check waving tabloid publications/merchants?

  11. Bruce Chelmsford

    What is this -horrible cunt week ? Lindsay and Kim , your cuntiness is unsurpassed !

  12. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Pedicure Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not saying it’s wrong for a straight male to get a pedicure. Heavens no.
    But to enjoy it so much and to allow photographs seems weird.
    Maybe he’s just lonely for the touch of a genuine human woman.

  13. Rush

    Where’s the “memo”?

  14. Qadaffi is not dead. He had a sex change and is alive and well and living in Southern California. Power hungry attention whore.

    Im not sure why she married the spawn of Kevin McHale and Cheryl Miller though. Knuckle dragging moron is probably paid hourly to be around her and he only did it because his agent told him the NBA wont play this year and after his contract expired his 10 day contract NBDL ass is broke with no real job prospects besides PE coach.

    I am sure she has a full blooded black cock taking care of her just like we will have our first black President come November 2012. This one drop stuff does not work for Kim or the country.

  15. Because her schedule is too busy? I guess staring at yourself in the mirror does chew up your day.

  16. What a fucking bore. Boar? Bore.
    WGAF x100,000.

  17. ace11

    He KNEW this would be a disaster, yet did it anyways…

    SHE is a worthless, selfish person who deserves nothing but misery

  18. Bonky

    “Fucking morons”. EXACTLY.

    This woman has over $50 million in the bank because a small segment of society thinks she is something to keep watching. Everything about this family stinks but some people cannot get enough of it. I am still shocked that Sears would carry a line of clothing called “The Kardashian Kollection”. Its gaudy redneck and “new joisey” housewife garbage.

  19. Basil Pemberton, Esq.

    You Americans seem to not have an excess of selfless , generous , intelligent people in the limelight , but rather an unusually large population of celebrities in the other extreme. What I cannot fathom is why their behaviour is rewarded . I suggest the individuals responsible for keeping their bank accounts full should immediately stop what they doing to promote these inexcusable , boorish commoners and rather embrace the higher aspirations of human life . Perhaps , the aficionados of these entertainers could stop and read a classical book , instead of staring vacuously at the computer display or television

    • Bonky

      You UK douchebags have your share of “Kim Kardashians” too. Don’t pretend you are special.

      • cc

        Ah yes, that nation that gave us Russell Brand, Katie Price, and Posh Spice hectoring Americans about their choice of celebrities…

    • Buddy the Elf

      Gotta love any fool that starts with “You Americans.”

      Because generalizing about 310 Million people on an internet blog shows your 3rd grade education.

      • Jillia

        I agree with your initial sentiments, but “generalizing about 310 million Americans” is called sociology.

    • Pippy Longcockings

      Not to mention that the British paps are probably the most vile, walking human excrement on Earth, as bad as the WhoreTrashians themselves! And I don’t think reading “Beowulf” is going to fix anything you pretentious asshole!

    • noone

      You are totally right Basil regardless of what country you are from.

  20. Disco Dave

    He better tap that fat ass as much as possible before she gets rid of him.

  21. Butch Coolidge

    Kris H,
    If you are this naive then you have my sympathies. You should have known she was a soulless bitch and would use you for any amount of money .
    You stupid cunts that buy her shit and watch her TV show are to blame for this pestilence . Do the right thing and stop watching her crappy shows and buying her crappy shit!

  22. TomFrank

    Er, haven’t people here been pointing out for weeks that Kris Humphries isn’t wearing his wedding ring in the photo galleries?

  23. J

    I wish Kim would die, no seriously. When is Karma going to hit her?? It already hit her father for getting a beast off for a double murder, when is it going to be her turn. All she’s good for is getting shitted or pissed on and Ray J said her head game is boring and put him to sleep. What a piece of trash you can’t even suck dick good. How does it feel to be doing through another divorce, get your class up

  24. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
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    Kourney is wearing a grandma dress. WTF?!?!?! My Noni wore that same dress and she was 94!!!!

  25. Juano

    The fact that Obama’s wife won’t let the kids watch these cretins reallly is making me think we have to re-elect the guy! I don’t believe Sasquatch’s claim that Obama told her the show(s) are really great; these people would lie about whether the sun was shining.

  26. Dan

    Who cares. They probably never actually signed the marriage license anyway. It is a stunt, nothing more.

  27. Bonky

    I’m waiting for her to get pregnant and then INTENTIONALLY miscarry the baby so she can cash in on it’s drama value.

  28. Maybe he refused to fulfill the pee-nuptial contract.

  29. 539

    She has to be stopped…no matter the costs!


  30. Who could have imagined that a marriage to a famewhore, in a dysfunctional family of greedy opportunists, whose only marketable skill is performing in pornographic movies and posing naked, would have difficulties so soon.

    Who, except EVERYONE.

  31. The Old Man

    I for one will do my part to end the hold these vapid fame whores have on this site.

    I am going to refrain from commenting on any Kardashian related post.

    Maybe if we boycott these pics/stories they will eventually go away. They will for me at least.

  32. anonym

    she is very ugly in these pictures.

    really reminds me of her mom.

  33. Luis

    I think people should live there own lives and worry bout themselves!

  34. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s bad enough that Khloe sells her used diaphragms on eBay, but do they really have to make Kris do the shipping?

  35. Vanessa

    Why the fuck is everyone on here talking shit? If you guys really don’t like her, then why the fuck are you people wasting your time reading about her? Get the fuck off her nuts and take a seat on her middle finger.

  36. Ks

    @ stupid…your a waste of time posting stupid shit! Im sure she still looks better here than you do! Get a life and find something else to bitch about!!

  37. noone

    This poor girl is just making a mess of herself. She is starting to look like a plastic surgery victim. Kinda like her mom…

  38. Jordie

    Eww wth is that thing on her head??!?

  39. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
    alberta souza
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks to mom Kris, Kim was introduced to the world by none other than Paris Hilton. Kris made sure that Kim was wherever Paris was, as in the back days, Paris was always hounded by photogs everywhere. Yes, Kris Jenner was a smart cookie from back then! Now that the Kardashian clan is famous, Paris and her family wanʻt even invited to Kimʻs wedding. Yet the Lindsay Lohanʻs clan was!!! Wotʻs up with that! Not too nice to forget where you was and came from mommy dearest!

  40. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    She is dressing more and more like an Armenian, great (sarcasm).

  41. over it

    yuk!!!!! she looks like michael jackson in his last year of life

  42. carson

    You’re a fucking idiot she’s gorgeous 24/7, and what does her relationship have to do with you anyway?

  43. Dee

    Kim Kardashian and mom really think the viewing public is crazy. Kim everyone knew the tacky wedding was fake. Give it a rest already no man will ever want you for keeps

  44. Joe. Fn blow

    The only woman in USA that the word Cunt fits to a tea

  45. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Pedicure Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it was just awful to go ahead with a wedding knowing that there were doubts about the person you’re suppose to be with for the rest of your life. I’ts better to not go through with a wedding than to spend a (NEW YORK MINUTE ) with someone because you’re good press . How selfish !!

  46. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG I Love Them Miley is happy to see him again, they’re good fidenrs I Love the pictures and the coloring, What Coloring Did You Use??

  47. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    that thing behind her is a train wreck. doesn’t she own a mirror?

  48. Kris Humphries No Wedding Ring Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    i just smoked a fatty

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