Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married practically yesterday, but already numerous tabloids are reporting/reprinting press releases from Kris Jenner that it’s not working out because of Kim’s schedule. And just last night Kris was spotted not wearing his wedding ring which might mean something if the entire marriage was real from the start and not at all a giant cash-grab to sell a wedding special to E! and photos to People magazine. And before you go, “Wow, isn’t it a little early to start the divorce storyline?” keep in mind the producers are one step ahead of you:
WRITERS: Isn’t it a little early to start the divorce storyline?
PRODUCERS: Take a look at this memo and tell me who it says the target demographic for this show is.
WRITERS: *reads* Fucking morons.
PRODUCERS: Fucking morons.
WRITERS: We’ll have it to you by noon.