Kim Kardashian Might’ve Saved Gay Marriage

November 4th, 2011 // 58 Comments
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Kim Kardashian‘s divorce immediately sparked numerous quips regarding gay marriage – most notably from Star Trek’s George Takei – because, seriously, marriage is supposed to be a life-long prison of internal loneliness and regret, not a get-rich quick scheme. Jerks. Anyway, turns out this week Congress is debating the Respect for Marriage Act which prompted Rev. Susan Russell to post an open letter to The Huffington Post that’s somehow both a sincere thanks and pure “fuck you” at the same time:

Seriously. As a marriage equality activist, I cannot thank you enough for your gift of the stunning example of how the gender of the couple saying “I do” clearly has absolutely nothing to do with respect for the institution of marriage. It is a gift — I promise you — that will keep on giving.
As we continue to work for family values that value all families and a protect-marriage movement that protects all marriages, we will have your example to add to Britney Spears’ 55-hour marriage, Larry King’s eight marriages and Newt Gingrich’s three (just to name a few) as proof positive that marriage needs protection, all right — but not from gay and lesbian couples who want to pledge to live together until death do them part.
… So thank you again, Kim. As we work without ceasing to secure for Alec and Jamie and their family the rights you and Kris threw away after 72 days of marriage, I hope you will know how deeply grateful we are for the “on a silver platter” gift you gave us this week as we head into Senate judiciary hearings on the Respect for Marriage Act and look ahead to the repeal of DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act). Honestly, we just can’t thank you enough.

Of course, the only drawback is that Kim is such a whore, she absolutely won’t hesitate to turn around and say, “Why, yes, I did it specifically for the gays,” to distract from all that lying she did about making a shit-ton of money. From there, we’ll later learn Kim’s wedding was clearly an attempt to stop unemployment, childhood obesity and the gum disease gingivitis. She’s a giver, you guys.

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  1. Kim keeps getting married because it’s the only way to get a cake big enough to satisfy Khloe.

  2. Frank Burns

    Since when can a chick be a Reverend? Booo!

    • TCS

      You’ll find all of those lesbians in those Protestant denominations that keep changing their minds on what to believe from year to year.

  3. melissa

    This is also Kim’s 2nd divorce which no one has been mentioning…I wonder who unlucky #3 will be?

  4. hmna

    “Remember When Kim Dressed As Slave Leia?”

    Yes, and I also remember when Khloe dressed up like a Wookiee. Oh, wait . . .

  5. SFRowGuy

    She did! Kim did this all for us. (sob!) Why it so magnanimous of her to put herself through that wedding to prevent gingivitis.

  6. JuicyLucy

    Her mother was on Good Morning America today basically calling Kris Humphries an “Indian giver” if he asks for the $2 million ring back. Wonder how she’ll spin that one? They all need to eat a dick and shut the fuck up.

    • Help

      But this time, turn the camera OFF when they eat the dick. That’s how we got stuck with Kim in the first place.

    • And I’m wondering where the fuck are the Native American Anti-Defamation protesters when you need them? Guys – what’s it gonna take to rise up and go after this arrogant bitch, smallpox infested blankets?

      • whitegull

        Comment about the blankets, not amusing. The Kardashians, not amusing, not even interesting. We have more important issues to to tackle. You reap what you sow. Me thinks it will be a bad harvest for the Kardashians. Would you really expect more from ignorant people like them?

    • CranAppleSnapple

      He didn’t buy the ring or pick it out, but he’s also a lurch monster with questionable reasoning skills, so he probably will ask for it back.

  7. Jessica

    Stop with the Kim post please! I don’t see why people care so much about her. If we stop paying attention to her, hopefully this fame whore and her trash family will just go away!

  8. Clarence Beeks

    If SOMETHING good comes out of this fiasco, then I am happy.

    But then you KNOW this family will take credit for it…bunch of fucking assholes.

  9. Venom

    Well he is not wrong.
    She really gave a bitch slap and a big F.U. to the institution of marriage.

  10. Cher

    Ha! Just noticed that from the side Kim has absolutely no nose.

    Hideous piece of trash.

  11. Carles

    Not that I really give a shit (enough to post on a gossip website about it though, apparently), but gay marriage is legal everywhere – nobody is going to stop you from getting married if you want, even in Texas – but marriages between two men or two women are not recognized by every state. Important distinction.

    • TomFrank

      Well, if a marriage is not recognized as such under the law, with all the rights thereto granted by the state, it’s hard to see how it’s “legal.”

      What you’re saying is, “it’s not illegal for two men or women to exchange vows and rings and stuff and live together as if they’re married.” Well, big whoop. Gays and lesbians have been doing that for years. What they want—and deserve—is for their marriages to be treated the same as heterosexual marriages, comfortable in the knowledge that their rights to inherit, adopt, visit in the hospital, and a thousand other rights that straights take for granted will be recognized without discrimination.

    • Apparently that whole 1996 “Defense Of Marriage Act” just passed you by, Carles. Didja sleep through Bush’s wanting to pass a Constitutional Amendment outlawing gay marriage as well? If it’s “legal everywhere” ask any accountant how many times they’ve checked the “married” box on a 1040 form for a same-sex couple.

      Next time you don’t give a shit, be prepared to put some effort into it.

      • Kimarie

        I think Carles is trying to say they can marry someone of the opposite sex if they want. Like it’s not illegal for a gay person to marry, they just can’t marry who they want to. Nice try, but marriage between a man and woman is heterosexual marriage, regardless of the sexual orientation of the couple. Marriage between two men or two women, regardless of their sexual orientation, is gay marriage and it’s illegal in most states.

  12. Help

    Where did 90% of her nose go? Into a biohazard box?

  13. Colin

    She’s a giver, all right. Of blowjays and herpes.

  14. Made from the roughest stuff on earth

    You want marriage to work? pick someone your friends and family looks down upon. If you cant do this, youre not free.

  15. Kim Kardashian Australian TV
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what I’ve always said about these “defense of marriage” shitheads. If you want to defend marriage so badly, instead of blocking people who WANT to get married, why don’t you make divorce illegal?

  16. Kim Kardashian Australian TV
    Dave
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, who ever that Susan Russell woman is should really be taken seriously in the judiciary hearings when he starts citing instances involving Kim Kardashian to the court.
    That whole wedding is not whats wrong with marriage but whats wrong with society

  17. Boner Steve

    I’m so tired of everyone posting like they’re a fucking stand-up comic. SHUT UP ALREADY.

  18. Beatriz

    If we really want to protect marriage then famous people shouldn’t be allowed to marry.

  19. She is pure trash but she’s probably just done more (accidently) to advance the cause of gay marriage than anyone previously.

  20. Concerned Adult

    KuntyKunty Komes through for homosexual unions ! Hurray!

  21. ?

    I don’t get it. If she really wanted to stage a sham marriage so that she could cash in on it, why did she skip the lucrative “I’m so sad that I can’t get pregnant” step?

  22. Kim Kardashian Australian TV
    Commented on this photo:

    Guinness Book 2011:
    World’s Strongest Couch Cushion.

  23. Lindsay, Dina, and Mike Lohan

    As far as we’re concerned, the whole kardashian family are nothing but no class trailer trash talentless fame whores with absolutely no redeeming values whatsoever.

  24. The only thing any marriage needs is a renewal date, just like a driver’s license. Other than that, who gives a shit.

  25. Donald Trump

    Jesus H Christ – is that Kim’s sister in those photos, or is that Miss Piggy?

  26. Overexposed family

    I know that this site will post Kardashian PR shite to get hits, but when we stop coming here and ignoring them all we collectively can MAKE THEM GO AWAY.

    SIGN THE PETITION TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY.

    Get the sites to ignore the Publicity agents that are hired to get these sites to get hits. Just do not click on them anymore.

    That is the only solution. YUCK all things Kardashian.

  27. mando

    Kim doesn’t care if people call her a liar… she will only show concern when her ratings begin to dip.

  28. Kim Kardashian Australian TV
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  29. juda

    Narcissistic COW with big hoofs
    Seriously look like a traveling circus family

  30. Kim Kardashian Australian TV
    Lanie
    Commented on this photo:

    No one should have to be put through what this girl is being put through. You should be ashame of yourselves for what you are saying and writing. So what she made a mistake so what she went through her wedding and then decided it was not for her. She is human move on. Let her be, she is still a gifted and beautiful woman that every one tunes in to see and enjoys reading about. Because if you didn’t you would not be watching her show nor would you be following her next move. But do you have to be so hateful? Let her be.

  31. escada82

    it’s really scary how plastic and fake she looks in these pics! yikes.

  32. Kim Kardashian Australian TV
    Commented on this photo:

    She is the most beautiful woman to ever live.

    She is completely perfect from head to toe.

    She has the most incredible butt to ever exist.
    It’s so perfectly enormous and yet so perfectly shaped and round. It’s almost a miracle… I dont know how anyone could have such an amazing butt without some surgery…I’m guessing she must have had something done. I would give absolutely anything to rim her.

  33. Kim Kardashian Australian TV
    sosickofkk
    Commented on this photo:

    everyone always makes fun of khloe which is so wrong. she is no fatter than kim. kim just looks smaller cuz she is a midget

  34. Kim Kardashian Australian TV
    sosickofkk
    Commented on this photo:

    hi my name is kk and i am a surgical nightmare

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