Kim Kardashian ‘Didn’t Like Herself Enough’ To Go The People’s Choice Awards

January 13th, 2012 // 62 Comments

“Thanks for showing up when I called. Bye-eee!”

When Kris Jenner passed out the family talking points for the week, everyone was in agreement that it was going to be Khloe‘s turn to be in the spotlight because she’s a fatherless Yeti. Which is probably why her husband loves strippers so much. Anyway, naturally Kim Kardashian stamped her feet until Kris fed HollywoodLife a bullshit story about Kim not feeling pretty since her divorce from Kris Humphries because you’re supposed to believe she’s capable of complex human emotions beyond “money, money, money, black penis, money, money, money.”

“Kim didn’t want to go to the People’s Choice Awards yesterday because she didn’t feel good about herself,” an insider tells us exclusively. “She came to Shades [hair salon] wearing dark sunglasses and seemed very withdrawn.”
Despite getting a trim and blow out by co-owner Philip Wolf, which she says is “therapeutic,” our source says Kim still seemed “stressed out” and “preoccupied” when she left the high end salon.

If Kim Kardashian was actually able to feel one iota of shame, I guarantee she’d never leave the house she’d be so busy trying to shower the smell of Ray J’s pee off while yanking out hunks of whale fat through the injection holes in her ass. It’d be a miracle if she had time left to breathe.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dufresne

    Who cares?

  2. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    Mr. Poop
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    Is she wearing a diaper?

  3. diego

    is she hot? my penis is confuuuuuuusssssseddd???

  4. Can

    Wearing that outfit couldn’t have helped any. It looks like she still has a big black dong floating around in there.

  5. britneysneers

    This family is like a terrible car accident. The sheer horror is enough to make you want to look. either way, so Sick of these clueless idiots.

  6. Tyrone Davis

    That puts her in a long line of people who don’t like her .

  7. The people have spoken. They are idiots.

  8. Johnny P!

    She was just pre-menstrual, and feeling a combination of vulnerable and cranky.
    Plus, she was retaining water, and her ankles were a bit swollen.
    She didn’t feel like she’d look her best if a part of her body was out of proportion.

  9. LegMan

    Well at least we can agree on one thing.

  10. Donald Trump

    She’s def hot. But I could never bang her knowing how many black dudes have been all up inside that thing. Nasty!

  11. Oh boo fucking hoo…. poor baby’s thousand-dollar salon visit just couldn’t pull her out of the sads. How fucking tragic.

  12. karlito

    i hope the feelings of “not liking herself” continues and she and her dumbass whorey family disappears for good.

  13. Venom

    She is probably depressed knowing that she will be DJing with Paris Hilton within a year to make a living.

  14. So the most vapid “celebrity” alive declined to go to the most vapid awards show ever invented? Doesn’t something like that create a vacuum?

  15. dconeray

    Hey at least Paris actually DOES show up for a lot of charity stuff and gives a lot of money to charity exp animal rescue. Man, am i defending Paris? but at least Paris doesn’t make up stories about herself to stay relevant. There really was never any Paris backlash. However.. people are really not publicising all the stuff Paris does do FOR FREE AND FOR CHARITY because its not “newsworthy” I only know this bec working in animal rescue and seeing donations etc. I don’t see Kim being this way ever!

  16. Randal(l)

    shit, the whores are becoming self aware! quick call the pentagon tell the to shut down skynet NOW!

  17. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    Hugh Jaynis
    Commented on this photo:

    That or industrial strength spanx. Everyone should watch out, those things could snap at any minute.

  18. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  19. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    jake
    Commented on this photo:

    u can see her underwear line

  20. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    jake
    Commented on this photo:

    its definitely spanx

  21. west

    There is a blurb on Fox News about Kimbo auctioning off her closet outcasts and her shiteous KK Kollection rejects through an Ebay charity process. Thing is, Kimbo keeps 90% of procceds herself, giving the minimum to her Dream Foundation. The dirtbag has found away to turn her unwanted cloths into cash and at the same time appear to be charitable.

    • anonymous

      What a total pig. I just hope she knows how much the public despises her and her pathetic family.

    • That’s pretty much how every charity or charitable contribution works. Most of the money a charity receives does not go to it’s intended recipients. Instead it is used to line pockets and throw extravagant parties in the name of said charity.

      Most fame whores give to charity because it is tax deductible and it makes them look like they give a shit about anything other than fame whoring and money.

  22. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
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    what a coincidence, I don’t like her much either.

  23. doctor snuggles

    well, the “Limelight Lodge” is in Aspen, co.
    …….SO DON’T BOTHER, honey.

  24. I'm back bitchs

    Filthy Arab Whore, FOR BLACK DONG ONLY.

  25. Bill Clinton

    I WILL NOT have sexual relations with that woman.

  26. jackie

    boo hoo

  27. EricLr

    Not liking herself is just part of her new effort to understand how the 99% live.

  28. Hans Geseundheit

    The pis video didn’t do it ? The joke marriage for money and the backlash did !
    Maybe God has a sense of humor .

  29. Anon

    Kim K must have had a serious herpes flare up to keep her media whore ass from an event like the People’s Choice Awards. Either that or she’s finally come to the realization that there is so much fake people can take and her fake marriage was boiling point.

  30. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    waldo
    Commented on this photo:

    How awkward is this, that outfit is revealing way too much horrible famewhore around the hips.

  31. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    cumqwat
    Commented on this photo:

    In 10 years, this woman will be soooooooooo ugly and out of shape she’ll make the cat lady look like a beauty queen!!

  32. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    KK-Hater
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe the dumb fucking CUNT wasn’t invited… oh wait, that’s never stopped the useless BITCH before. Oh well FUCK HER and her whole family, I’m tired of all their SHIT!!

  33. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    Commented on this photo:

    “C’mon, Robin, catch up and get next to me. From down here, people are gonna think you’re Khloe.”

  34. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    annon
    Commented on this photo:

    her pants are looking a little tight a “6″ would have looked better

  35. What a WHORE

    The stupid fatassed whore is wearing mommy pants? I guess it can’t find anything that fits those cellulite filled bags of lard it calls thighs. And where’s that $250,000 Ferrari it bought? I guess those F1 controls are beyond its intellectual capacity.

    Can’t someone just put a bullet in its head already? PLEASE?

  36. Phil McCracken

    Guess I’m in the minority here, but she looks hotter than hell in these photos. And that ass is killer

  37. Phil McCracken

    and that’s a bad thing?
    Those pics do nice things to my lower brain.

  38. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    Commented on this photo:

    So in other words, she didnt go because she was having a fatter than normal ass day.

  39. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    lalala
    Commented on this photo:

    ewwww I smell white man penis

  40. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    jake
    Commented on this photo:

    i’ll pay u to be my friend too for the tv

  41. Arab cocker

    IS that some modern potato sack race she is taking part of?? Looks like she got squashed into some old army bag……

  42. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    America trasheap
    Commented on this photo:

    They are both ugly and useless sleazewhores. Joe Francis is their doppelganger. Same nose job too. Horrible ,gross looking porn trash faces.

  43. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    America trasheap
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing missing is Joe Francis. Then the ring of uglytrashasssludge would be complete. Hey Kim,Joe’s your guy!

  44. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    America trasheap
    Commented on this photo:

    Hideous bitch. Always was. Always will be. Just disgusting. Hard assed ,fake,trash. Go kim Go! Get mommy to buy you a show or something,you filthy cunt.

  45. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants Robin Antin
    America trasheap
    Commented on this photo:

    Pathetic.

  46. Kyle

    this guy is so cvitaere, I mean he talks make music about things we can all relate too. his music is so far ahead of his time. in case you didn’t get it. I’m being sarcastic

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