Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Breasts Only Get The Link Post And Other News

October 28th, 2013 // 48 Comments

- They’re rebooting Murder, She Wrote? Goddammit… [Lainey Gossip]

- Noah Cyrus‘ vagina is being primed for the twerking. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes needs to stop talking. [Fishwrapper]

- Katy Perry & Robert Pattinson doing karaoke, anyone? [tooFab]

- This list is exactly why Maddox was right. [BuzzFeed]

- Taylor Swift in yoga pants. [Popoholic]

- Katherine McPhee is embarrassed everyone knows she’s banging a married dude. [IDLYITW]

- Nina Agdal poses for Beach Bunny. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hilaria Baldwin should stick to yoga. [Celebslam]

- Like Candice Swanepoel‘s ridiculous ass. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Sasquatch will defend the younglings now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- R.I.P. Mrs. Krabappel. [Uproxx]

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    fap
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    It’s a sad day for the family when the wookie you’re standing next to is the best looking.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Sudden realisation she’s on the downward spiral. Happy birthday!

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kris Jenner Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    JC
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    This picture perfectly sums up the whole sad, rancid Kardashian mess, doesn’t it?

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    It’s an udder sandwich.
    Keep jacking with your face Kim. Eventually you might get it just right.

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    “Where the heck is that North baby? People are asking…”
    “I dunno, you said you were going to take it…”
    “No, YOU said that YOU were going to take it…”

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    Pepper's Pot
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    is it just me or is her left boob much bigger than her right one? could be the angle.. but i dunno.

  7. good to get the kardassiass post out of the way first.
    now the day cant possibly get any worse.
    right?
    im trying to be positive.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kris Jenner Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Ca-CAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Re-living her launch into stardom.

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    “All these peasants are giving me a headache.”

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    A bigger pair of douchebags never existed. Ever.

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    Deacon Jones
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    Yick, they are aging fast

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Is there anything sadder than being famous for doing a sex tape? Yes, being famous for being the sister of somebody who is famous for doing a sex tape.

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    She needs to put coverup on those boob veins. One of the side effects of having a baby.

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    These sluts are past their prime. Bring on Kendal and the other sister (can’t remember her name).

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Her left boob is bigger than her right boob in all these pics.

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Lopsided boobs

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    …and this is how my “career” started…

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    not even expensive dresses cant hide the stutty looks they have

  20. Moo. You’re a fucking chubby chaser, just admit it.

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kris Jenner Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    I will never understand how anyone can stand to be in this woman’s company without immediately vomiting. It’s cool she’s trying to have her 20′s again in her 60′s. Her dusty old box would in no way be completely off-putting.

  22. RayJ

    I gotta pee…

  23. I like how Kim’s face has been so carved up, silicone injected and botoxed in her early 30′s that she can’t even smile. That’s what you call a healthy self image, ladies.

    I get a real Jack Nicholson Joker/ Joker’s girlfriend vibe from she and Kanye. He is making her into art.

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    Mike
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    HOLY SHIT HER NOSE IS SO SO SMALL NOW !
    HER EYES LOOK THEY WILL TURN VERTICAL WITH THE CHEEK BOTOX!

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Khloe looks better than the others and Kourtney looks high ass shit. Kim just look like she is in another world.

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    They look stun. I would too if my man had on a pink jacket, lol.

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    MOO

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    Vein Dr.
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    ewe old lady veiny breast

    • Sorry…I guess I’m weird. I like veiny breasts. I’m sure it’s because the first pair I saw au naturel (during my own venture through puberty) belonged to my post-pubescent cousin…and they were humongous and amazing.

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    Sam
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    Kanye ” NooI’m not removing the pink coat!’

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    flor
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    thats milk

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    “Yo, Honey-Dew Tits, were we in so much of a hurry today that you couldn’t finish getting dressed?”

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    That doesn’t even look trendy or hip, or even remotely fashionable. It looks like all of her dresses were too tight so she said “fuck it” and didn’t bother with one. Very low class, indeed.

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Looks like she’s trying to float an air biscuit or maybe pinch of a loaf.

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Is it just me, or is her top lip disappearing?

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    “Keep going, Kim…c’mon, just a bit further. You’re almost there. It’s almost as big as your mom’s…”

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    “Let me see…that would have been back when I was married to…oh, you know…what the fuck is his name…???”

  37. Still in her underwear

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Her air-brush make-up guy missed some spots.

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kris Jenner Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    That mouth says it all “Bye-bye, Bruce, I’m ready for some black cock, NOW!”

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    Hawk
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    Wow. She looks happy. Is she even capable of smiling anymore?

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    Looks like a big fat doily and her upper lip iz vanishing!

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