‘Please, Just Let Me Walk To My Car With My Tits And My Baby’

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2013

“Guys, please, it’s just my tits and my baby. There’s nothing to see here but my tits. And my baby. Just let me- Guys! I don’t know how you knew I’d be walking out at this exact time, in this exact outfit, with my tits and my baby. Can you get out of- my tits and my baby need to get in the car! Seriously! There is absolutely nothing happening here except my tits and my baby. There’s no need for- *puts North in the car* Okay, who got the nipple shot? Anybody? Nobody? Nobody got the nipple shot? I walk out here with my tits and my baby, and not one of you gets the nipple shot? Goddammit. *takes out phone* Mom, you’ll never believe what these idiots- you already know? Kendall‘s on it? Ohthankgod. *hangs up* That’s the last time you fucking shitheads shoot my tits and my baby. I’m remembering your faces. Don’t think I won’t.”

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