‘Please, Just Let Me Walk To My Car With My Tits And My Baby’

November 20th, 2013 // 35 Comments

“Guys, please, it’s just my tits and my baby. There’s nothing to see here but my tits. And my baby. Just let me- Guys! I don’t know how you knew I’d be walking out at this exact time, in this exact outfit, with my tits and my baby. Can you get out of- my tits and my baby need to get in the car! Seriously! There is absolutely nothing happening here except my tits and my baby. There’s no need for- *puts North in the car* Okay, who got the nipple shot? Anybody? Nobody? Nobody got the nipple shot? I walk out here with my tits and my baby, and not one of you gets the nipple shot? Goddammit. *takes out phone* Mom, you’ll never believe what these idiots- you already know? Kendall‘s on it? Ohthankgod. *hangs up* That’s the last time you fucking shitheads shoot my tits and my baby. I’m remembering your faces. Don’t think I won’t.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fur Coat Baby North Head Covered With Blanket
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe that by zooming in her pupils you can clearly see the reflection of Satan burning her soul..

  2. Hopefully the photogs will be there when she’s dying in a fire.

  3. Cock Dr

    She loves those pap crowd fight commotions….LOVES IT.
    Her vapid bovine existence is validated by our collective gaze.

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    o'chunt
    Commented on this photo:

    I spy with my little eye… a surgery scar.

    • I went through the trouble of signing in just so that I could ‘thumbs up’ this. ^

    • I wondered if the sex tape was intentionally leaked and then I remember her whining in the vid how everyone thinks her boobs are fake and they’re not, which was clearly said to mislead an audience. A bf of sometime would have already established the nature of the tit. I didn’t want to think someone could be that low but she is and ray j is too, they both wanted that tape out there. there is no shame with this one.

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fur Coat Baby North Head Covered With Blanket
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    And yet another nose job.

  6. She fucking loves every minute of this, you can tell by the expression on her jacked, botoxed, surgeried, implanted face. She missed it. The biggest thrill in her vacuous life.

  7. “…and My Ass, My Giant, Oversized Ass.”

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fur Coat Baby North Head Covered With Blanket
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t tell if that coat it is supposed to be styled after Jersey or Brown Swiss.

  9. elephantman

    Wasn’t she going to play it low key after the monkey was born?

  10. Mohawk Disco

    Some people have no respect for infant rights. Intrusion of privacy, thousands of photos, all that havoc. Then there is the paparazzi.

  11. kimmykimkim

    Outta the way, paps! She just needs to find the rest of the herd. It’s perfectly natural for this species.

  12. I can just imagine the epic family battles unfolding at home today.

    Kim: “Goddamn it Kendall, tits are MY thing! I’ve been showing my tits for money since you were a baby, find your OWN THING!!”

    Kendall: “you’re a slut”

    Kris: “Ok BOTH of you calm down and start fingering each other, the camera is rolling!”

  13. Tit’s, baby, and enormous fat ass dragging on the ground.

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    Rubyskye
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    Anything to get the focus off her botoxed face!

  15. KimHater33

    I think it would be totally awesome if the paps ignored her for a month.

  16. “Is mommy’s little girl going to get pissed on for money some day? Yes you are.”

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    noodles
    Commented on this photo:

    That;s some funny shit

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fur Coat Baby North Head Covered With Blanket
    K. Gianna
    Commented on this photo:

    So her mom had low cut shirts on when she was a baby too? This piece of trash is such a narcissist.

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    Reggie
    Commented on this photo:

    Man she gets spray painted makeup on her entire body.
    That poor kid will never be hugged or truly loved by narcissist kim

  20. Robb7

    Total ass wipe. I’m waiting for the brave pap who actually shoots her!

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    Dex
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she hired Seal as her bodyguard. TOUCHE HEIDI. Touche.

  22. kery

    Forget about her. She is a talentless skank and we deserve other gossip of interesting people pleasssssssssse.

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fur Coat Baby North Head Covered With Blanket
    Commented on this photo:

    “Must pretend I care about this baby for the next few minutes, must pretend I care. You can do it Kim”

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fur Coat Baby North Head Covered With Blanket
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    who the f is her plastic surgeon? you are supposed to be improved not look like plastic surgery. Horrible work for someone that already had a good base to work with and all the money at her disposal. Poor work gets my goat because it bothers my eyes! I want to see beauty, BEAUTY!!!

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fur Coat Baby North Head Covered With Blanket
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    she looks like j lo and that ain’t no compliment. she was once a looker (excluding her body) but not on the same level anymore.

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    Christ Aguilera
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    True she definitely had work done to her face. WHY? Looks like something with her cheekbones and lips.

  27. Whatever

    Who skinned Norths teddy bear?!

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    Reggie
    Commented on this photo:

    No Jlo is way hotter and Talented!
    This cow looks like she is plastered in makeup and bronzer

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    RattInnaCage
    Commented on this photo:

    HEY, don’t mock the greatest talent in the course of Human History.- ME Yeasty West!!! Of course being Yeasty is as dangerous as being a police officer. Just imagine if YOU fell asleep with your Johnson stuck in those fat, grotesque ass cheeks. Bitch get up in the middle of the night and she take your dong with her – rips it right out by the root dammitt.

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