Because we’ve already posted one pseudo-celebrity solely because of her cleavage (It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?), here’s Kim Kardashian walking hers down to the nail salon where she apparently waved it in front of all the Asian help. The poor bastards probably go home and frighten their families with tales of how cheap Godzilla is along with being surprisingly hairy. “It no leave tip and sat on Trang. He dead now. Doctors no fix him. ‘Too squished,’ they say.”
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huh?
Hate those fucking shoes.
Nice Mr.T chain sucka.
i pity da foo’ who thinks this ho is attractive
I have no clue what the hell you are talking about??
HA! Look at that fat-assed zebra walking on its hind legs!
+1
And a disgusting giant ass. Nasty Bitch!
she’s borderline perfect from the hips up, but as she gets older, her ass is becoming just WAY TOO BIG and it aint gonna get any smaller…
It can get smaller in a hurry if she has the implants removed. They’re worth money on Ebay.
Nice chin, horse face. I see she got the standard Hollywood chin extension like all the rest of the plastic surgery addicts out there.
Those long square-edged nasty toenails look like they will hurt somebody.
you know youre actually supposed to cut your nails with a square edge? true story.
Does not mean it is any less gross. Long toenails, doent matter how well manicured, is disgusting.
Two in the pink and one in the…….fuck that, just two in the stink!!
Does she get a facial along with her nails? If so, does some Vietnamese dude show up and piss on her face?
eww.. +1
Does she think that making her head appear as tall as possible will help balance out her proportions? Because….no.
This girl needs to sit down and stop thinking we care about her!! Come visit my blog!
http://www.oh-molara.com/
That’s ironic, calling her an attention whore.
Isn’t this the Kardashian that did the pee video?
yup, thats her!
You just didn’t recognize her because there is no black guy nearby peeing on her.
…R Kelly?
This bitch is always at the friggin’ nail salon! I understand she is a celebrity and has to look good, but I can’t think of anyone else who gets photographed going to the nail salon every other day…. Oh wait, she is Kim K and calls the paps every time she does a mundane errand or takes a shit. Lame.
Calling her a celebrity may be a bit of a stretch (kinda like what’s going on with the back of her dress). I remember a glorious golden age where being a celebrity meant you had some kind of talent. Acting, singing, dancing, athleti… um… atheleting(?)
She’s a celebrity because a celebrity peed on her. Go figure!! Can she just go away now?
Kim: “Do these stripes make my ass look big?”
“When I wipe, I use the claw!”
That dress is so tight it clings to her and shows her pooch. Nobody noticed that?? Nasty!
well, if it were someone attractive…
I don’t care what she does, unless its more video of black guys peeing on her.
when i quickly glanced at the pic i thought it was the kourtney, the hotter kardashian. then i saw the down-syndrome-esque mouth and i said to myself, “wait a shit…that’s kim (the wiz) kardashian.”
another thought…anytime i seen this worthless, toilet mangler, i’m reminded that her farts must have to travel through a thick mane of armanian anal fur before they ever see the light of day.
I hate her, but I must admit she looks good here.
I also HATE long toenails. I cut mine or get a pedi as soon as the nail reaches the top of my skin.
Those horizontal stripes make her ass look big.
what doesn’t?
The hubble space telescope, used backwards.
wrong, it totally does.
BLACK PEE
Rikishi Phatu in drag !
Yup, still cleavagey, still fat, still a piss whore.
funny, that one – thanks! (godzirra, godzirra!!)…
I like how in pic 13 she put a towel on her lap playing all shy and ingénue – as if she didnt become famous by exposing her c*nt to the whole world….
Imagine the size of the logs that come out of that thing. Be an interesting contest between her, J Lo, and Beyonce.
Just a damned shame. All three are pretty decent otherwise.
Lipo is miraculous! But that will not save all the poor toilet seats waiting to be violated. Will someone pleeeease think of the poor unfortunate toilet seats!??
I wonder if she beeps going forward as well as back.
Don’t the stripes on her dress have to be running the other way to make her look slimmer? Although a sensible diet and exercise could, in theory, also make her look slimmer.
You guys are horrible….it’s just a bad camera angle and strange fitting shirt. Yeah, that’s it! The camera angle was bad because it was pointed at her, not away from her!
I’m sure: ALL THE IMPOTENT AMERICANS ARE CURED NOW!!!!
…………….halleluja kim.
Thanks for stopping by, Mrs. Jenner.
*LOL*
wonder if RayJ ever got a Stink Face from her.
more likely he got a sinus infection from all the shit covered hair that got up his nose when he motorboated her ass.
This anal wart has nothing better to do than get her nails done every damn day. That’s what happens when you have no job besides being a useless fame whore.
This is such a stupid article. Can anyone be honest here? I do not personally know anyone as pretty as Kim Kardashian. I also believe it is her mother calling the paps.
i personally know at least four girls prettier than her. and considering the amount of time and effort that goes into removing the hair from her back/cleavage, can anyone say high maintenance?
There is something almost hypnotic about the way the lines warp as it goes across that ass. Its like if you could see the time space continuum being bent as it passes near a black hole…uhmmm
“It no leave tip and sat on Trang. He dead now. Doctors no fix him. ‘Too squished,’ they say.”
jesus baby f*cking christ…i hate saying “LOL” but i seriously LAUGHED OUT LOUD.
genius.
LOLOLOLOL!
Those stripes are so slimming. It looks like her ass only requires 2 ZIP codes, not the usual 3.
Her eyebrows are like 2″ above her eyes and yet she still has a huge forehead showing. She needs to call hairclub and get that fixed. They can just glue the hair to the plastic skin. Believe it or not, I’m almost sure I can smell her whenever I see a photo of her.
…and douchebaggy.
is her booty and boobs 4 real? NO,they are actually fake and not original. Beyonce is curvy bt doesnt hv dt booty as sexy j.lo. Hers is real.