Would It Kill Kim Kardashian To Show A Little More Cleavage? She’s Not Amish
About a month ago, I wrote a heartfelt post about my daily struggle to not enjoy Kim Kardashian’s huge, fat, giant breasts. It’s a disease I’ll have to live with for the rest of my life, but I take comfort in knowing some days will be better than others. A day like today however? Not so much. What is she even doing here? Kanye’s in Europe, so who could she possibly be meeting that needs to see that much tit? What purpose are they serving besides reminding me I’d knock an infant into the street just to look at them? Or is that the whole point? Your daughter’s barely a year old, you heartless- alright, I’ll do it.