Would It Kill Kim Kardashian To Show A Little More Cleavage? She’s Not Amish

June 17th, 2014 // 65 Comments
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About a month ago, I wrote a heartfelt post about my daily struggle to not enjoy Kim Kardashian‘s huge, fat, giant breasts. It’s a disease I’ll have to live with for the rest of my life, but I take comfort in knowing some days will be better than others. A day like today however? Not so much. What is she even doing here? Kanye‘s in Europe, so who could she possibly be meeting that needs to see that much tit? What purpose are they serving besides reminding me I’d knock an infant into the street just to look at them? Or is that the whole point? Your daughter’s barely a year old, you heartless- alright, I’ll do it.

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  1. dennis

    The Kardashians are getting predictable as this stage. The little sisters do something to make the news so Kim has to answer the next day with tits. Next will be Kris followed by Kourtney and Khewy.

    They’ll repeat the whole cycle by Friday.

  2. Karma

    Thankfully their TV show(s) ratings are seriously taking a shit.
    Note: Mommy’s pact with Satin requires TV ratings “and” tits.
    It isn’t the other way around. The end may be near….
    Or, we’re getting 2 new Sex tapes by Christmas!

  3. Jack Ketch

    Awfully proud of those big greasy fakers, isn’t she?

    • Karma

      Rumour is they are filled with Virgin’s blood, not saline.
      I guess only mom (and Satan) would know for sure.

  4. Serious question Mike, do the bosses at Celebuzz / Spin / SpinMedia make you fill a weekly quota for them on their shenanigans? Not blaming you if you do, even George Carlin did commercials for that collect calling company.

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    recallgal
    Commented on this photo:

    kim k. has to show her tits all over the place because that’s all she’s
    got to give to the world. show’em while you can because in a couple of years kim they’ll be down around your ankles along with your butt.

    • If only we got to witness that justice but she’ll get them fixed. She’s going to be heavily shellacked by the end of this ride.

    • not, they are fake, they will stay up. Sometimes her face s very pretty but her body is always beyond disgusting, fat midget with an atrocious ass.

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    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    All that work done by Kim’s plastic surgeons to shave down her jawline and enhance her cheekbones only to have her jowls start to droop at 33.

  7. JC

    Bullshit tweet from Kim complaining about her and her precious baby are being “harassed” by the paparazzi in 3…2…1….

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
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    Really, yeah. She must have “the flu” because her lips are swollen… again.

  9. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    JO JO
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim K as a fembot

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Commented on this photo:

    UGH!!!!!

  11. Just goes to show you, if you’re completely devoid of talent or wit, it pays to have big tits.

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Sensible garb for walking your baby. Spike heels with your tits hanging out. Not half hanging out. Hanging out. Tighter-than-fuck skinny jeans and fake eyelashes. Okay, sure.

    • You cannot use the word “skinny” in the context of this woman in any way, shape, or form. I say that not as a matter of your right but as a matter fundamental physical laws and cosmic order. “Skinny, Kardashian.” I just lose all sense of time and place when they go together.

  13. It just goes to show, you don’t need a multimillion dollar press blitz, world class talent, and fat tits to be famous. You just need fat tits.

  14. Cock Dr

    I detest this klan and wish that the blogger would ignore their existence, but the headline to this post did make me laugh.

  15. hamtime

    You people are horrible! This poor mother is out walking her infant child and has clearly chosen appropriate clothing for easy access to breastfeeding. How can that be so terrible?
    You all clearly need sensitivity training.

    • You’re aware you clicked on “The Superficial”, right?

      • hamtime

        You’re aware of whom we are discussing, no? I know I am.

        Though it is the lowest form of wit, sarcasm still fits. It is equally up to the reader to be familiar with the context as it is to the writer to ensure that the reader understands the sarcasm. Since we are talking about Ms. Kardashian, I assumed that we would be given carte blanche here.

      • oh i know

        you’re familiar with “sarcasm”, right?? ;)

      • There’s good sarcasm and bad sarcasm. Good sarcasm doesn’t have to be explained. And you proved this point.

      • hamtime

        Ironically your optics seem to sadly lacking.

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    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    When the crazy monkey’s away, the tits come out to play!

  17. Karma

    If you’ve ever heard her actually speak,
    you understand why she always whips out her tits.
    If she had to answer questions, she’d be in trouble.

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    Flatliner
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to see that woman in the background with giant calves punt this bitch into the next century.

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    CuriousTroll
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face really looks worked on now. What a shame to fuck up your face like that when you’re only, what, 35?

    • Mama Pinkus

      they think it “preserves” them at the age they first start, when in reality in another few years she will look like a corpse…..they think a waxy, frozen sheen looks better than a few wrinkles

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Commented on this photo:

    MORE…I want more. I want to see nipples and veins. I want to see aureolae and goose bumps. I want to see them jiggle and sway to and fro. And I want to see them now! What’s for lunch?

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
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    WTF…??? She keeps her kid in a trash bin?

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
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    She always has at least one hand holding her jacket together. Why wear something that exposes your tits if you’re going to constantly try to protect said bosoms from being viewed? I don’t get it.

    • I know why. It’s like those morning tv shows where the female hosts wear short skirts, the camera is at ground level and the women spend the entire show thinking about their panties. It’s because someone told them to dress that way.

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
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    These two behemoths are only there to BBQ and eat the baby. The one on the left is explaining why HE gets first choice as to dark meat and light meat. (It doesn’t really matter. Both are pretty tasty if cooked properly.)

  24. Leo

    When is that BITCH ever with here baby. (Part Time MOM) The 2 pictures that I saw of her with North. She looks like she holding up a PROP. She want’s to make sure everyone she her and only her.

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Commented on this photo:

    “What are YOU looking at, you– Oh, shit, I forgot. So sorry.”

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    “I cannot believe Kim actually asked me what I was gonna wear…”

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now if you cry, honey, Mama will start to lactate. That’s why I’m kicking the stroller.”

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Commented on this photo:

    “Y’know, when Michael Kors told me this blouse would look translucent in sunlight, I thought he was being dramatic.”

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Commented on this photo:

    “Next time Kanye goes to France without me, I’m just gonna strut around the city naked.”

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    AJudd
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s definitely going on a “date”. Wonder if she she charges extra to get urinated on, or if that is already part of the package/fee. Anyone know? Ray Jay, or Kris, can you help out?

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
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    Dont have any respect for her and her family and get way too much media attention for doing ???? NOTHING, but she looks good in this pic though :)

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    Ralph
    Commented on this photo:

    When you live in your own private world, and surround yourself with posse, you tend to forget what reality is/what is proper behavior in normal society. This woman is clueless.

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
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    The personality says stay away, but the tits say come out and play.

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Commented on this photo:

    This is pretty smokin’ you must admit. Oh wait you won’t because you’re too busy with the hatred – hate on, idiots.

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
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    North West is a lucky baby…or at least she would be if she had a parent who wanted to spend time with her and raise her not to be a souless fame whore.

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    I always thought her mega bubble butt would be first to explode, but her lips seem to be closing the gap lately…

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate this bitch. Can’t even explain why, really.
    Don’t normally hate on strangers who’ve never really expressed anything stupid. Maybe it’s because she has made millions doing nothing and she’s none of it. None. “Don’t flatter yourself you fat-assed cow.” Seriously, I might even commit a felony if I saw her in person. Sorry, it’s just the way I feel.

  38. She’s just a whore.

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    spank
    Commented on this photo:

    “mom? why aren’t there any photos of me as a baby?”
    “shut up! why do you always need to be the centre of attention?”

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    Ajudd
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like she just got out of the sack after a “train ride”

  41. This selfish ho and her family will post anything to keep making them super rich!They know how much we hate them so they keep posting to piss us off and get in here!They have no shame as long as we keep making them super rich!!And we keep them in the spotlight!!Just like my dumbass right now :( but so long selfish,fake and pray that we aren’t dumbass anymore to take their bait anymore!! I will NOT make them famous or keep them in the spotlight for doing shit! They should go get a real job and not just about themselfs!!There are alot better shows and real stars that really work hard to be a star!!!

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes, Kim K, a stunned looking guy, and a huge screen showing food. The holy triumvirate of sloth.

  43. If you have to keep holding the jacket closed, you shouldn’t be wearing the outfit. Her desperation is ridiculous. Her sisters Kylie & Kendall show up in inappropriate clothing, everything pretty much out for the world to see. And instead of thinking “Wow, my sisters are super young, one’s a minor, but our momager is cool with it because it makes us money. That seems pretty sick actually.” No, Kim’s response is to show everyone where their whoredom began. I used to watch this show and think everyone was just mean spirited about them, but now they just make me sick. Watching the 1st season vs now, how can anyone say they’re better off? Except maybe Bruce because he’s finally out of there!

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    Zergling
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how she looks disgusted that someone is taking a photo of her. It’s like she’s thinking, “What you’ve never seen a hooker walking home after a long night?”

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    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    This angle is a dead giveaway that she’s had a boob job.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Topless Under Blazer Daughter North
    Jerri
    Commented on this photo:

    So kanye belittles rape, comparing it to a little picture because he is a bitch.
    And to think he is the father of a daughter.
    Sorry kid

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