Kim Kardashian Broke Kris Humphries’ Parent’s Marriage, Too

August 20th, 2012 // 101 Comments
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Probably because they made a son stupid enough to think Kim Kardashian wouldn’t screw him over the second she needed a new storyline for her show, Kris Humphries‘ parents are getting a divorce which I’m also going to blame being exposed to Kris Jenner for because she’s fucking Satan. These poor people never stood a chance is what I’m trying to say here. TMZ reports:

According to documents filed in Minnesota, Kris’ mom Debra filed for divorce from husband William earlier this month. The couple has three adult children — Kris and his two older sisters, Krystal and Kaela.
There will be some serious burger money up for grabs in the split — William owns several Five Guys Burgers and Fries restaurants throughout Minnesota.

In all seriousness, I think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on here: Kim Kardashian’s ass increases in size each time someone around her gets a divorce. Why else do you think her sister Kourtney won’t marry Scott Disick? Not counting he’s an over-entitled effeminate alcoholic who would bang her mom for a buck, he has a thing for Kim and he used to film himself having sex with passed out chicks so he’s technically a rapist. So besides all that, it’s the butt thing, right?

Photo:s Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet

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    abc123
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    that’s a sweet car.

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    CuriousTroll
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    She’s all flabby and she’s only 30 something? I guess you don’t make any effort to actually be in shape or eat right when you can just run to the plastic surgeon to get the fat vacuumed out of you. I feel so sorry for all of us who have to share this world with that piece of garbage.

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    Turd Ferguson
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    How Hawaiian (and not attention grabbing) of her.

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    Frank Burns
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    Poor Kim! Christian Bale should really take her on a free trip to Disneyland.

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    Smapdi
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    Girl on phone: “Hey, that gay guy who beat up Taylor Swift and his fake girlfriend with the giant ass were just here getting frozen yogurt!”

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    InkyBlack
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    Repugnant.

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    Jack Ketch
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    MOO-COW FAKE TITS.

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    InkyBlack
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    But fuck, what arse through yonder window breaks?

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    It’s amazing how fast that went to her ass!

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    Cock Dr
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    MOO

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    chris
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    it must feel so good to cum inside her

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    Ghost
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    I want make a disparaging remark about her but all I can think of is the word titties

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    Ghost
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    Even the seasoned Tibetan shurpas tell horrid tales of the dangers of traversing her expansive crevasse

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    Novo
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    Wow, she looks like a horse

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    Novo
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    hahah what a cow

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    Novo
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    nice arm fat

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    court
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    the sequence of this and the 2 previous images says:
    pile on strawberries
    look around as if guilty
    say “F it” and pile on more strawberries.
    awwww kimmy, this is why you’re fat!

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    AssMaster
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    Jealous people lol.
    You know even if you had the CHANCE to see that ass in person you’d pop a boner

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    Shelby
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    I wish she would give me half o her ass. I said god damn!

    ;)

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    Shelby
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    Honestly, I don’t think she has a horrible body. I meanit’s not the greatest but it’s not horrible. I think she should try to wear clothes that are better suited for her body..

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