Probably because they made a son stupid enough to think Kim Kardashian wouldn’t screw him over the second she needed a new storyline for her show, Kris Humphries‘ parents are getting a divorce which I’m also going to blame being exposed to Kris Jenner for because she’s fucking Satan. These poor people never stood a chance is what I’m trying to say here. TMZ reports:
According to documents filed in Minnesota, Kris’ mom Debra filed for divorce from husband William earlier this month. The couple has three adult children — Kris and his two older sisters, Krystal and Kaela.
There will be some serious burger money up for grabs in the split — William owns several Five Guys Burgers and Fries restaurants throughout Minnesota.
In all seriousness, I think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on here: Kim Kardashian’s ass increases in size each time someone around her gets a divorce. Why else do you think her sister Kourtney won’t marry Scott Disick? Not counting he’s an over-entitled effeminate alcoholic who would bang her mom for a buck, he has a thing for Kim and he used to film himself having sex with passed out chicks so he’s technically a rapist. So besides all that, it’s the butt thing, right?
Photo:s Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet
What did she do, sit on it?
Kris, Krystal and Kaela?
Holy fuck. Kris Jenner must have squealed in delight to find someone else who named all their children with the initial ‘K’.
Watch for Kris Jenner to set Kylie and Kendall up with Kacy and Kody Clemens.
And force them to change the spelling of their last name.
That’s yogurt land? Allow me to make a donation.
MOOO!
May I have a bigger font for this please?
She needs a bigger front to offset the rear. No…scratch that, they don’t make implants that large.
bigger FONT for the word MOO.
she looks like a cow waiting to be milked – i would reluctantly offer my services
Not too much needing milking, when her boobs are mostly implants, thanks to her first husband’s bank account.
Five Guys sucks tho.
It would take at least Five Guys to mount that huge ass.
Not seen : The Shaman foretelling impending doom from the view of this moon.
That’s no moon.
But is sure is a mooooooooooooooo….
Geezus… even her tits have cellulite. Maybe if she removes the huge fake titty bag implants, they’ll look kinda normal…
Plastic, collagen, implants, injections, extensions, etc, etc. And then there’s the golden-shower episode …
The great Phyllis Diller dies, and all you talk about is this shit, and a lame attempt at political discourse?
Fuck you. Seriously, FUCK YOU.
*Puts on her caftan and fright wig, sits down and sobs.*
in pretty much the exact opposite of what I normally would say or do, I think I could fuck her from the front, but not from the back.
mmmmMMMOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
I should clarify that… I won’t pretend to have a cock long enough to reach any sort of penetrable orifice from the back so that’s a no go anyways. but I like those tits and i’ve always liked those big bessie brown eyes, plus she’s got a cute face.
Still a vapid piss whore, but ya know. Somethings off with me today. I need shaming.
No, sir, you need pharmaceuticals.
It’s not your dick that needs to be deep enough to slide between her ass cheeks; it’s your Black card.
Aaaaaaaand she’s fat.
She tries too fucking hard – seriously, week 2 in Hawaii and this is what you wear around town?
Way to blend in for your vacation escape.
that’s a piss repellent skirt made from the same stuff they make dive suits out of… and it’s so small for her it’s riding up that huge ass big time. what a heffer.
LOL @ GNC’s sale. They are selling BOGO their whey protein and weight gain products.
But here comes Kim K screwing that sale by obviously gaining 30 extra pounds on her tits and ass alone eating giant tubs of yogurt from the place right next door.
If I needed to gain weight, forget GNC and eat the yogurt.
I would love to see her fatten up to the size of Jessica Simpson.
the master wouldn’t be pleased with these kinds of comments torgo!
But the Master has six wives. Why can’t I have one for myself? Even with such a large ass, such as this one?
Lower body obesity!
And this is where fame begins
That’s where Kanye finishes.
extensions showing underneath? I dunno.
She looks like the Octo-Mom’s semen-slathered stunt double.
Does anyone else think they look like twins?
Moooooooooooooooooo. oooooooooooooooooooooo.
Send it to the slaughterhouse. Mama’s havin’ steak tonight.
“This seat cushion will fluff back up, right?”
Nope, just a cow.
This woman is exceptionally sexy and beautiful. You all have pathetic lives to constantly denegrate her appearance–which is essentially perfect, as women go.
Appearance-wise, I would still hit it like the fist of an angry God.
Personality and everything else…is pathetic. There is no reason why this woman and her family need to be made famous and in the public eye as ‘celebrities’. They live, eat, sleep, and breathe whoring themselves out for the sake of extending their 15 minutes of fame. For that, they put themselves out there to be ridiculed and have tomatoes hurled at them. If they didn’t like it, then they wouldn’t notify the press everytime they went out to buy yogurt.
thafuck!! Stop posting this pig!
I’ll be honest, that looks good!
i’ll be honest too. i can’t for the life of me understand why some dudes find women with monstrous, sloppy, cottage-cheese-pocked and no doubt, eye-wateringly pungent asses to be even the slightest bit attractive.
It certainly does…this is how beautiful women are shaped…
I’ve always found Kim to be gorgeous, with great tits and a lovely ass. But recently it seems her butt has taken on a life of its own and is inflating like the national debt. I suspect that, given the chance, I’d be able to put up with it, but what I couldn’t accept would be the incredible self-centeredness and self-entitlement. Not to mention the whiny voices she and her sisters have all developed. Bottom line: I’d fuck her, but I wouldn’t enjoy it (very much).
She’s putting so much weight on. OMG!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
WTF is she wearing!
LOL, I was just thinking the same thing !
Well, there is a product called “WET OKOLE” and they make waterproof SEAT covers. I think she got on a large SUV seat cover………
She’s so fat that even her back has a cleavage now. Which will make it hard for Kanye to imagine she’s a man. It won’t last…
She looks like a fat, middle-aged Armenian housewife dragging herself to the grocery store or something — BTW, where’s Pimp Mommy?
*American housewife, fixed that for you.
If you have to try and hide your gut with your arm when getting out of a car, you might want to skip the frozen yogurt.
Brilliant idea! For three days in a row, allow a chick with an ass this big to eat tubfuls of something that makes you shit more– and on a small island no less.
Hell, she’s already got the bubble guts getting out of the car. Hawaii its about to get an eruption and it won’t be a volcano.
She could be great spokes model for the laughing cow..
…..MMMMMOOOOooooooo…
She LOOKS SO HOT when she is looking good, but I shrivel up thinking of the gaping maw that is her vag…………….
Actually, when she made her “film debut” she had a very pretty pussy. Now? No tellin’.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-onsky ! ! !
Local on phone in background saying:
“She got da kine big okole fo shure, ya !”
Neoprene is the only fabric short of woven Kevlar/Carbonfibre composite that can now hold this fat ass together.
Lucius Fox has something in development that should be strong enough to withstand any future ass expansion. Yes, it also comes in black.
Oh yeah, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
What a disgusting slob!
She really does look disgusting and misshapen.
This is the most physical activity that this pig has done in years!
Lower back pain from being a slob
Her ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
Notice how she looks fat in clothes, and slimmer in bikini….they photoshop EVERY bikini pic they sent out
Stupid shoes
I dunno, the shoes may have a higher IQ than the owner.
You forgot the fart at the end…cows are flatulent.
I’ll bet Kum and Kangay designed those horrible excuses for shoes she has on.
hehehehehehehe
Disgusting and these kardashians have the nerve to talk shit about real tv shows hate these whores except for for the Mrs.Odem love her one thinks she better then people no matter what age and she’s having kids like marriage doesn’t matter great row model when u treat your boyfriend or baby daddy is basically a live in booty call
I wonder if she has trouble finding proper toilet seats?
fugliest couple EVER!!