Kim Kardashian Broke Kris Humphries’ Parent’s Marriage, Too

August 20th, 2012 // 101 Comments
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Probably because they made a son stupid enough to think Kim Kardashian wouldn’t screw him over the second she needed a new storyline for her show, Kris Humphries‘ parents are getting a divorce which I’m also going to blame being exposed to Kris Jenner for because she’s fucking Satan. These poor people never stood a chance is what I’m trying to say here. TMZ reports:

According to documents filed in Minnesota, Kris’ mom Debra filed for divorce from husband William earlier this month. The couple has three adult children — Kris and his two older sisters, Krystal and Kaela.
There will be some serious burger money up for grabs in the split — William owns several Five Guys Burgers and Fries restaurants throughout Minnesota.

In all seriousness, I think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on here: Kim Kardashian’s ass increases in size each time someone around her gets a divorce. Why else do you think her sister Kourtney won’t marry Scott Disick? Not counting he’s an over-entitled effeminate alcoholic who would bang her mom for a buck, he has a thing for Kim and he used to film himself having sex with passed out chicks so he’s technically a rapist. So besides all that, it’s the butt thing, right?

Photo:s Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet

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  1. Schmidtler

    What did she do, sit on it?

  2. Sheppy

    Kris, Krystal and Kaela?
    Holy fuck. Kris Jenner must have squealed in delight to find someone else who named all their children with the initial ‘K’.

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    RisingDragonFist
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    That’s yogurt land? Allow me to make a donation.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOO!
    May I have a bigger font for this please?

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    jim
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    she looks like a cow waiting to be milked – i would reluctantly offer my services

    • BAHAH

      Not too much needing milking, when her boobs are mostly implants, thanks to her first husband’s bank account.

  6. DeucePickle

    Five Guys sucks tho.

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    rantatonne
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    Not seen : The Shaman foretelling impending doom from the view of this moon.

  8. Get Serious

    Geezus… even her tits have cellulite. Maybe if she removes the huge fake titty bag implants, they’ll look kinda normal…

  9. Ho'Wood

    Plastic, collagen, implants, injections, extensions, etc, etc. And then there’s the golden-shower episode …

  10. Kodos

    The great Phyllis Diller dies, and all you talk about is this shit, and a lame attempt at political discourse?

    Fuck you. Seriously, FUCK YOU.

  11. USDA Prime McBeef

    in pretty much the exact opposite of what I normally would say or do, I think I could fuck her from the front, but not from the back.

    mmmmMMMOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I should clarify that… I won’t pretend to have a cock long enough to reach any sort of penetrable orifice from the back so that’s a no go anyways. but I like those tits and i’ve always liked those big bessie brown eyes, plus she’s got a cute face.

      Still a vapid piss whore, but ya know. Somethings off with me today. I need shaming.

  12. Jaariel

    Aaaaaaaand she’s fat.

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    Buddy The Elf
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    She tries too fucking hard – seriously, week 2 in Hawaii and this is what you wear around town?

    Way to blend in for your vacation escape.

    • puddleduck

      that’s a piss repellent skirt made from the same stuff they make dive suits out of… and it’s so small for her it’s riding up that huge ass big time. what a heffer.

  14. dennis

    LOL @ GNC’s sale. They are selling BOGO their whey protein and weight gain products.

    But here comes Kim K screwing that sale by obviously gaining 30 extra pounds on her tits and ass alone eating giant tubs of yogurt from the place right next door.

    If I needed to gain weight, forget GNC and eat the yogurt.

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    Ollie
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    Lower body obesity!

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    rospo
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    And this is where fame begins

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    Misana
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    extensions showing underneath? I dunno.

  18. Kanye Makes Ugly Shoes

    She looks like the Octo-Mom’s semen-slathered stunt double.

    Does anyone else think they look like twins?

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    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    Moooooooooooooooooo. oooooooooooooooooooooo.

  20. Who's your mama

    Send it to the slaughterhouse. Mama’s havin’ steak tonight.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    “This seat cushion will fluff back up, right?”

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    Josh
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    Nope, just a cow.

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    Athr
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    This woman is exceptionally sexy and beautiful. You all have pathetic lives to constantly denegrate her appearance–which is essentially perfect, as women go.

    • Appearance-wise, I would still hit it like the fist of an angry God.
      Personality and everything else…is pathetic. There is no reason why this woman and her family need to be made famous and in the public eye as ‘celebrities’. They live, eat, sleep, and breathe whoring themselves out for the sake of extending their 15 minutes of fame. For that, they put themselves out there to be ridiculed and have tomatoes hurled at them. If they didn’t like it, then they wouldn’t notify the press everytime they went out to buy yogurt.

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    thafuck!! Stop posting this pig!

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    I’ll be honest, that looks good!

    • mel

      i’ll be honest too. i can’t for the life of me understand why some dudes find women with monstrous, sloppy, cottage-cheese-pocked and no doubt, eye-wateringly pungent asses to be even the slightest bit attractive.

    • Athr

      It certainly does…this is how beautiful women are shaped…

      • I’ve always found Kim to be gorgeous, with great tits and a lovely ass. But recently it seems her butt has taken on a life of its own and is inflating like the national debt. I suspect that, given the chance, I’d be able to put up with it, but what I couldn’t accept would be the incredible self-centeredness and self-entitlement. Not to mention the whiny voices she and her sisters have all developed. Bottom line: I’d fuck her, but I wouldn’t enjoy it (very much).

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    Vanessa
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    She’s putting so much weight on. OMG!

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    Leah
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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    Leah
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    WTF is she wearing!

    • Dick Righteous

      LOL, I was just thinking the same thing !
      Well, there is a product called “WET OKOLE” and they make waterproof SEAT covers. I think she got on a large SUV seat cover………

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    Park
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    She’s so fat that even her back has a cleavage now. Which will make it hard for Kanye to imagine she’s a man. It won’t last…

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    WHHHHHYYYYYY???
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a fat, middle-aged Armenian housewife dragging herself to the grocery store or something — BTW, where’s Pimp Mommy?

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    a short haired girl
    Commented on this photo:

    If you have to try and hide your gut with your arm when getting out of a car, you might want to skip the frozen yogurt.

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    dennis
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    Brilliant idea! For three days in a row, allow a chick with an ass this big to eat tubfuls of something that makes you shit more– and on a small island no less.

    Hell, she’s already got the bubble guts getting out of the car. Hawaii its about to get an eruption and it won’t be a volcano.

  33. Drsuess

    She could be great spokes model for the laughing cow..
    …..MMMMMOOOOooooooo…

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    Dick Righteous
    Commented on this photo:

    She LOOKS SO HOT when she is looking good, but I shrivel up thinking of the gaping maw that is her vag…………….

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    Dick Righteous
    Commented on this photo:

    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-onsky ! ! !

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    Dick Righteous
    Commented on this photo:

    Local on phone in background saying:
    “She got da kine big okole fo shure, ya !”

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Neoprene is the only fabric short of woven Kevlar/Carbonfibre composite that can now hold this fat ass together.

    • Lucius Fox has something in development that should be strong enough to withstand any future ass expansion. Yes, it also comes in black.

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh yeah, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    King Diamond
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    What a disgusting slob!

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    King Diamond
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    This is the most physical activity that this pig has done in years!

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Lower back pain from being a slob

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    venom
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

  43. Lily

    Notice how she looks fat in clothes, and slimmer in bikini….they photoshop EVERY bikini pic they sent out

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    Nadia
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    Stupid shoes

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    cc
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    You forgot the fart at the end…cows are flatulent.

  46. Skippy

    I’ll bet Kum and Kangay designed those horrible excuses for shoes she has on.

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    hehehehehehehe

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    crystal
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    Disgusting and these kardashians have the nerve to talk shit about real tv shows hate these whores except for for the Mrs.Odem love her one thinks she better then people no matter what age and she’s having kids like marriage doesn’t matter great row model when u treat your boyfriend or baby daddy is basically a live in booty call

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    Dr. Ike
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    I wonder if she has trouble finding proper toilet seats?

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    Lala
    Commented on this photo:

    fugliest couple EVER!!

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