Kim Kardashian: ‘Hey, Whitney Houston Died. Look At My Boobs!’

February 13th, 2012 // 139 Comments

I don’t even know where to start this morning, so Kim Kardashian waving her giant breasts around at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party seems like as good a place as any. So here she inexplicably is at the annual party Whitney Houston was supposed to open except she never made it out of the bathroom. (Women, amirite?) At any rate, the decision was made to keep the party going to honor Whitney which makes perfect sense until you realize this conversation didn’t happen so they might as well have zipped open the coroner’s bag and pissed on her corpse:

CLIVE: Alright, I’m going to stay home because it’s just way too emotional. I found that girl…
ASSISTANT: Of course, Mr. Davis, everything’s under control. We’re going to have a moment of silence, the whole night will be very tasteful.
CLIVE: Wonderful, wonderful. And none of those Kardashians will be there to milk Whitney’s death right?
ASSISTANT: …. I’ll just go ahead and fire myself now.

(Right onto her corpse.)

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Carl T
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    Those are amazing chesticles.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    glam
    Commented on this photo:

    Begging Britney for a pic

  3. Cock Dr

    MOO

  4. Jen

    The sequins on her dress look like arrows pointing at her boobs. Ridiculous. Talk about trying too hard.

    • Kris

      KIM gained a ton of weight since her divorce. Then spent the wedding money on a body contouring treatment-a machine that freezes unwanted fat cells [Zeltiq ]

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Jen
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    Her left boob looks lumpy from a bad implant job.

  6. Lila Joy

    Whitney died so Kim should be a nun? Fuck that… Kim’s breasts are spectacular and I would rather see her tits than hear about Whitney’s shitty death from being a retarded cow.

  7. All the Xanax in the world wouldn’t keep this bitch from slipping under the bathwater.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t understand how these things stay up. Is her nipple a snap?

  9. Dear Park

    OJ did it!

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    TheLilYellowOne
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo brought to you by Spanx and Botox.

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Scraper
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I smiling now?

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Worthless
    Commented on this photo:

    One supported China against the US in a proxy war the other out- sold Chyna in porn DVD sales, both children of famous people.

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Okay K
    Commented on this photo:

    I give you my breasts people that grieve for Whitney Houston. Do with them what you will.

  14. forrest gump

    ………….let’s hope they will make the right choice in life.

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Let Her fly
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo-op with the Americans used to mean so much more than it does today.

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Gorillas in the midst
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, we takin’ pictures with Kim’s breasts? Okay, Kim what you do? What you sing this year Kim?
    I’m smiling.

  17. Mark

    There used to be a time when beautiful women needed to have some sort of talent.

  18. hmna

    At least Fish’s corporate overlords don’t restrict him from making fun of KK. Especially since Celebuzz! hosts both this site and her blog.

    • SisterRay

      Do you think maybe your superior investigative journalism could be put to some better use, like maybe just about anything not relating to Kim Kardashian?

  19. Lola6

    Anything to stay relevant. Pathetic.

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Herkimer Battle Jitney
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    She is a sentient Madame Tussaud’s exhibit.

  21. Gilmore Girl

    What is Kim doing at any event related to the Grammy’s or the music industry in general. We’ve all heard her “singing”.

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    moopy
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    LOOK AT HER NOSE! how come nobody’s commented on her pinched ass cheap nose job?!

    • stella

      I was thinking the same thing!!!!! i thought nobody noticed! it definnitly looks pinched… more so than usual!

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    moopy
    Commented on this photo:

    nosejobnosejobnosejobnosejobnosejob

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    moopy
    Commented on this photo:

    LOOK AT HER FUCKING NOSE JOB

    • blah

      I know! its so obvious
      when I see celebs and how bad they look with their surgeries I thank god for my beautiful, natural face.

  25. Press A B

    She’s no NIcki MInaj.

  26. Owen Jensen

    If she ate more steak she would be much thinner. She’s lacking proteins a good steak would help her with.

  27. it had to be said

    Damn, Kris better be paying top dollar. That whole gallery was pictures of a fame whore fame whoring. Perfectly done, Kardashians.

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    ayo
    Commented on this photo:

    She should date Chris Brown. Really, someone should hook them up. Then secretly add something like steroids to Chris Brown’s coffee every morning so when he snaps he kills the bitch instead of just beats and bites her. There’s a whole lot of people without greencards, we could get Scarface to help us out with this one…

  29. LegMan

    …except she never made it out of the bathroom. (Women, amirite?)

    Love it!

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “You should totally join my bible study group.”

  31. Basement Jack

    I have the sudden urge to pee.

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Commented on this photo:

    You’d think with this guy’s money, he could have pulled this 3-way off when they were both still hot.

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    LegMan
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    Brittany must be asking KK to borrow a little right boob.

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t know who she is, but she promised me chocolate if I stood here for this picture.”

  35. Luke Skywalker

    Fake tits, fat ass, collagen lips, hair weave, psoriasis, untrustworthy, disloyal, deceptive, uneducated, mean spirited, abusive, addicted, insecure, paranoid, untrusting, can’t cook, doesn’t clean, is always late, manipulative, confused, incompetent, vicious, resentful, judgmental, hateful, uncompromising, intolerant, non-supportive, irritable, malicious, rude, arrogant, obnoxious, conceited, dull and boring are some of the terms that best describe Kim Kardashian.

  36. west

    Kimbo and her hag mother along with that bonesmoker Ryan Seacrest capitalized on a brutal double murder . Exploiting Whitneys death is small potatoes.

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    So much work on her lips, there’s almost a permanently fixed ‘O’ expression, makes it easier to eat hot dogs I guess……

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Pushing shoulders so far back to make titties look bigger…. dislocation imminent.

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice tits, but wait…… BINGO WINGS!!!!

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Do we think this dress is all about the tits? naaah, I think it’s tasteful, not at all whoreish.

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    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who the fuck are y’all”

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor Richard, I think he was mugged into this shot, it just makes him look like a cock and he’s so much better than that.

  43. Dufresne

    Disgusting……….

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    KK hasn’t a clue who these people are but she’ll get in a photo opp with anyone just in case.

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    KK and 3 people who have done something with their lives.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Like oh my god Alicia, you’re soooo talented, would you like to piss on me?”

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch out Sean…. PHOTOBOMB!

  48. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Booby PHOTOBOMB!

  49. Why couldn’t the news Saturday have read “Kim Kardashian dead” instead of “Whitney Houston dead”.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Clive Davis Pre Grammy Party
    eyeeeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    i think her nose looks like that from sucking in so fucking hard. goddamn, girl looks like she can’t take a breath in that dress.

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