I don’t even know where to start this morning, so Kim Kardashian waving her giant breasts around at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party seems like as good a place as any. So here she inexplicably is at the annual party Whitney Houston was supposed to open except she never made it out of the bathroom. (Women, amirite?) At any rate, the decision was made to keep the party going to honor Whitney which makes perfect sense until you realize this conversation didn’t happen so they might as well have zipped open the coroner’s bag and pissed on her corpse:
CLIVE: Alright, I’m going to stay home because it’s just way too emotional. I found that girl…
ASSISTANT: Of course, Mr. Davis, everything’s under control. We’re going to have a moment of silence, the whole night will be very tasteful.
CLIVE: Wonderful, wonderful. And none of those Kardashians will be there to milk Whitney’s death right?
ASSISTANT: …. I’ll just go ahead and fire myself now.
(Right onto her corpse.)
Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN
Those are amazing chesticles.
Begging Britney for a pic
MOO
Ray J killed Whitney.
The sequins on her dress look like arrows pointing at her boobs. Ridiculous. Talk about trying too hard.
KIM gained a ton of weight since her divorce. Then spent the wedding money on a body contouring treatment-a machine that freezes unwanted fat cells [Zeltiq ]
Her left boob looks lumpy from a bad implant job.
Whitney died so Kim should be a nun? Fuck that… Kim’s breasts are spectacular and I would rather see her tits than hear about Whitney’s shitty death from being a retarded cow.
If you want to see Kim’s breasts just look down.
You’re into fake, ugly, misshapen tits ?
Whatever. You’d nurse those bad boys all damn day if she’d allow it! Big doesn’t = fake, dumbass. Kourtney has the fake ones, not Kim. Kim is fucking hot! H O T ! ! !
THAT WAS VERY UPSETTING TO READ, KARMA.
Karma doesn’t exist. Don’t be stupid. I’m over hearing about Whitney Houston’s sad pitiful death.
Are you blind ?? They’re the most fake on the fucking planet !!
Watch porn, idiot. THAT is what fake looks like. A push up bra does not fake tits make. You’re going to go on these pictures? Look up some others… don’t be stupid, really. Its pitiful.
the only cow in this picture is Kim. Fat BItch.
Kim is a cow. End of story.
Certainly, you should know…being the supermodel that I’m certain you are. Fat = Christina Aguilera
MOOO COW WITH THE FAKE TITS
Thank you Fletch !
No, but she has no place being at a Grammy party. the closest she has ever come to music is fucking a rapper, and Brandy’s brother.
All the Xanax in the world wouldn’t keep this bitch from slipping under the bathwater.
I don’t understand how these things stay up. Is her nipple a snap?
LMFAO
OJ did it!
This photo brought to you by Spanx and Botox.
Am I smiling now?
One supported China against the US in a proxy war the other out- sold Chyna in porn DVD sales, both children of famous people.
winner.
I give you my breasts people that grieve for Whitney Houston. Do with them what you will.
………….let’s hope they will make the right choice in life.
Photo-op with the Americans used to mean so much more than it does today.
Okay, we takin’ pictures with Kim’s breasts? Okay, Kim what you do? What you sing this year Kim?
I’m smiling.
There used to be a time when beautiful women needed to have some sort of talent.
This isn’t the beautiful women post.
Im pretty sure there’s a video that showcases hers…
I’ve heard she even “sucks” at that … I never saw the whole video … does she even deep throat ??
I fast forwarded through the thing and she just lays there like a dead cow.
Gah …
No, she doesn’t deep throat… or much else for that matter…
At least Fish’s corporate overlords don’t restrict him from making fun of KK. Especially since Celebuzz! hosts both this site and her blog.
Do you think maybe your superior investigative journalism could be put to some better use, like maybe just about anything not relating to Kim Kardashian?
Anything to stay relevant. Pathetic.
She is a sentient Madame Tussaud’s exhibit.
What is Kim doing at any event related to the Grammy’s or the music industry in general. We’ve all heard her “singing”.
LOOK AT HER NOSE! how come nobody’s commented on her pinched ass cheap nose job?!
I was thinking the same thing!!!!! i thought nobody noticed! it definnitly looks pinched… more so than usual!
nosejobnosejobnosejobnosejobnosejob
LOOK AT HER FUCKING NOSE JOB
I know! its so obvious
when I see celebs and how bad they look with their surgeries I thank god for my beautiful, natural face.
She’s no NIcki MInaj.
If she ate more steak she would be much thinner. She’s lacking proteins a good steak would help her with.
Cows can’t eat steak.
Damn, Kris better be paying top dollar. That whole gallery was pictures of a fame whore fame whoring. Perfectly done, Kardashians.
She should date Chris Brown. Really, someone should hook them up. Then secretly add something like steroids to Chris Brown’s coffee every morning so when he snaps he kills the bitch instead of just beats and bites her. There’s a whole lot of people without greencards, we could get Scarface to help us out with this one…
+5
…except she never made it out of the bathroom. (Women, amirite?)
Love it!
“You should totally join my bible study group.”
I have the sudden urge to pee.
You’d think with this guy’s money, he could have pulled this 3-way off when they were both still hot.
Brittany must be asking KK to borrow a little right boob.
“I don’t know who she is, but she promised me chocolate if I stood here for this picture.”
Fake tits, fat ass, collagen lips, hair weave, psoriasis, untrustworthy, disloyal, deceptive, uneducated, mean spirited, abusive, addicted, insecure, paranoid, untrusting, can’t cook, doesn’t clean, is always late, manipulative, confused, incompetent, vicious, resentful, judgmental, hateful, uncompromising, intolerant, non-supportive, irritable, malicious, rude, arrogant, obnoxious, conceited, dull and boring are some of the terms that best describe Kim Kardashian.
Add no boundaries, perverted,greedy,materialistic,and exploitive.
Oh fuck, I LOVE it !!
you forgot slutty, famewhore-y and vapid.
Vapid. Perfect. Was useless already mentioned? No? Useless.
Kimbo and her hag mother along with that bonesmoker Ryan Seacrest capitalized on a brutal double murder . Exploiting Whitneys death is small potatoes.
So much work on her lips, there’s almost a permanently fixed ‘O’ expression, makes it easier to eat hot dogs I guess……
Pushing shoulders so far back to make titties look bigger…. dislocation imminent.
Nice tits, but wait…… BINGO WINGS!!!!
Do we think this dress is all about the tits? naaah, I think it’s tasteful, not at all whoreish.
“Who the fuck are y’all”
Poor Richard, I think he was mugged into this shot, it just makes him look like a cock and he’s so much better than that.
Disgusting……….
KK hasn’t a clue who these people are but she’ll get in a photo opp with anyone just in case.
KK and 3 people who have done something with their lives.
no… 2 not 3
“Like oh my god Alicia, you’re soooo talented, would you like to piss on me?”
Watch out Sean…. PHOTOBOMB!
Booby PHOTOBOMB!
Why couldn’t the news Saturday have read “Kim Kardashian dead” instead of “Whitney Houston dead”.
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i think her nose looks like that from sucking in so fucking hard. goddamn, girl looks like she can’t take a breath in that dress.