BREAKING: Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Also Enlarge From Pregnancy, Jealous Butt Curses God
If you’re like me, you have no fucking clue how pregnancy works and just assumed only Kim Kardashian‘s ass would get bigger until a farmer eventually shoves his whole arm up it to remove the calf. Later, the eldest of the herd will devour the placenta thus asserting her dominance. Unless, of course, she’s challenged by Khloe whose sheer speed and hoof strength make her a fierce competitor. She’s yet to lose a uterus slough.
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