BREAKING: Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Also Enlarge From Pregnancy, Jealous Butt Curses God

January 7th, 2013 // 38 Comments

If you’re like me, you have no fucking clue how pregnancy works and just assumed only Kim Kardashian‘s ass would get bigger until a farmer eventually shoves his whole arm up it to remove the calf. Later, the eldest of the herd will devour the placenta thus asserting her dominance. Unless, of course, she’s challenged by Khloe whose sheer speed and hoof strength make her a fierce competitor. She’s yet to lose a uterus slough.

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  1. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Boob Window Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Big Blue MOO

  2. The boob window is about the same size as her vagina.

    • KV

      Can you imagine how much bigger the vagina will get after she squeezed out that golum baby of hell ? On 2nd thought… better don’t imagine.

  3. Athr

    Begin flood of idiotic comments about how this perfectly shaped woman is somehow unattractive…

      • Athr

        Nope. Just straight. If you don’t find KimK-type curves attractive, you’re either media-brainwashed to like more manly shapes, or are more, or fully, gay yourself.

      • adm.fookbar

        y’know what, i’m straight, i’m into curvy chicks and even flirt with the edges of the BBW scene in its way.. and she’s a pig. straight up pig.
        she was, waaay back when, kinda hot but they’ve sculpted and cut all the nice parts away and just turned her into a large assed pigugly poster for a plastic surgery boutique, and frankly, i’m not interested in buying what she’s selling.

        so yeah, sorry. she’s just kinda nasty and overdone.

      • pissmidgetporn

        some people like legs on a woman …
        to have an azzzz a few inches from the floor without stilts is NOT attractive..
        curvy is one thing ..
        a midget piss skank is another ..
        if you like this , than YOU are the kink bozo ….
        her hole as big as the holland tunnel ..

    • She’s attractive from the front…at least until you get to those hips. In any case, physical attraction doesn’t matter for much once you know all about who this person is.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I can’t motherfucking WAIT until she blows up like a beast and can’t lose the weight.

    She’s going to turn into one of those psycho moms that throws her baby into traffic or some shit, her ego wont be able to take it.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I guess I’m old fashioned… I was just hoping for her to bleed out during childbirth.

    • pissmidgetporn

      she already did ..
      this ain’t no pregnancy ..
      except in the media rags ..
      she’s a joke ..
      a fat pig plain & simple who must pretend to be preg’…
      she’ll pr4etend a miscarriage next moonth ..

    • Nor can I. Brit was a jock and couldn’t snap back. Kim is lazy and always lounging and eating she’ll be a whale. And she knows it. HAHAHA

  5. cc

    Her and Kanye having a child provides one of the best examples yet of why I am an atheist.

  6. fart

    Is this the whore that did atm and golden shower porn with that c-list celebrities brother?

    • pissmidgetporn

      yes a piss stankin slut that sold the goods to ‘vivid’ entertainment ..
      her pimpmomma was also sued for fraud by mr.kardashian …

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    catapostrophe
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    NOBODY: “I don’t think you’re THAT repulsive.”

    FAME COW: “Awww! That’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me!”

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    Jeremy
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    Does anyone else see a screaming, dagger-toothed demon in her cut-out?

  9. FUCKBEAST

    “Please be stillborn, please be stillborn, please be stillborn”

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    Mitch
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    Hate that uppity cunt with a passion.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll give you one thousand dollars each to stand next to me so people think I like normal people.”
    “Make it five thousand.”
    “Done, now smile, commoner. My mom will send a flying monkey to your home with a check.”

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    KV
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    Her spanx didn’t grab that love handle on the right side. Yikes…. imagine without spanx. Just horrifying !!

  13. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    “Oh, you want to be like me? Get a big ass and a sex tape.”

  14. I find Kim sexy wearing this very pretty blue dress.

  15. If I was a lady, I would wear Kim’s very pretty blue dress.

  16. Burt

    My wife never was that fat throughout all of her pregnancy.

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    John Hamm? Where?

  18. Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage Boob Window Dress
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    Look how sheepish she looks… or should I say Cowish. Both the other chix are like… LOOK WE HAVE BETTER BODIES!

  19. shes having a kid?? well, that tells it. the world is NOW officially going to end

  20. Shes having Khloe and Lamars kid. Wait until she sells that story for about 10 million. Kanyes just along as a prop.

  21. anonym

    I don’t think her midget body will bounce back in shape after this pregnancy.

    she’s gonna look more hideous after pregnancy.

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    SexJihaad
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    Does this fat bitch ever wear anything that fits her properly?

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    Hannah
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    My god, wtf is she wearing? Stupid trashy idiot, now she’s pregnant and going to be “relevant” again. She was sooo close to obscurity!! noooo!!!

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    bob
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    who cares . quit reporting about her and her ego maniac stud. stop stop stop for the love of god stop.

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    joho777
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    Giagantic and hairy!

    I can’t wait. But I bet we are all going to get very sick of the sight of her.

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    s'longfatass
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    Holy wide load!!! She’s as wide as she is tall. Kanye must like em BIG.

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