Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Went To The Lakers Game

May 14th, 2012 // 138 Comments

“Girl, your titties are so big, I ain’t even thinkin’ ’bout Matt Lauer.”

Because pretending to date Kanye West couldn’t possibly be enough publicity, Kim Kardashian reminded everyone she has giant breasts at Saturday’s Lakers game by constantly leaning forward and making sure the paparazzi could aim their cameras right into her cleavage which would inevitably find its way onto the Internet because bloggers are lonely, predictable horndogs who will do anything to avoid re-entering a workforce that demands pants and/or human interaction. That or Kanye knew producer Joel Silver would be there and told her to work them titties to make him the new Matrix. “Ooh, and do the blowjob face. Yeah, the blowjob face. But in bullet time. Be all like, ‘Oh, no, these bullets are too fast. Joooeeell… I’ll succck… your… diicccckkkkk…’” (Spoiler Alert: She nailed it.)

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Fuck misery, uselessness, depression– her face will always look like this.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
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    Oh yeah. You need that asshole licked sweety. ill put my tongue right up that special fat ass. sniff that sweet ass bitch

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