“Girl, your titties are so big, I ain’t even thinkin’ ’bout Matt Lauer.”
Because pretending to date Kanye West couldn’t possibly be enough publicity, Kim Kardashian reminded everyone she has giant breasts at Saturday’s Lakers game by constantly leaning forward and making sure the paparazzi could aim their cameras right into her cleavage which would inevitably find its way onto the Internet because bloggers are lonely, predictable horndogs who will do anything to avoid re-entering a workforce that demands pants and/or human interaction. That or Kanye knew producer Joel Silver would be there and told her to work them titties to make him the new Matrix. “Ooh, and do the blowjob face. Yeah, the blowjob face. But in bullet time. Be all like, ‘Oh, no, these bullets are too fast. Joooeeell… I’ll succck… your… diicccckkkkk…’” (Spoiler Alert: She nailed it.)
Photos: Getty, Splash News
So the Fame Whore went to a ball game. This is news?
Well they HAD to be seen SOMEWHERE…it’s part of their job descriptions.
She just keeps getting more and more worthless.
What did you expect her to do, impress the crowd with an impromptu lecture on the differences between Einsteinian and Newtonian models of gravity?
We should all be hoping for a catastrophic beer spillage incident combined with major wardrobe malfunction. And maybe a fight involving a broken bloody nose.
She likes amber liquids all over, she doesn’t have any modesty, and we know she lives for media coverage, so time is our friend on this.
. . .as Jack Nicholson almost imperceptibly shook his head, remembering when such a girl would be quickly ushered of the set of “Chinatown,” once she had served her obvious and only purpose.
i like the part about bloggers being lonely, predictable horndogs who will do anything to avoid re-entering a workforce that demands pants and/or human interaction.
spot on bro, spot on
I would still motorboat them to death…
The “to death” part caught my eye.
I’m thinking of changing my handle to Kardashian Taint. Thoughts?
At least you’d be a little bit taller.
Snooki’s taint is cleaner.
“Girrrl, that’s more Nuggets than are out on the court.”
yuck sweaty ..all extra weight she gained
MOoooOOOOO
that one had a good tonal fluctuations.
Kim Kardashian is the only celebrity who hasn’t received major backlash for excessive plastic surgery. Some teen girls get a nose job and it’s the end of the world – this woman gets away with anything. Just sayin’ – that freshest nose job changed her face significantly AGAIN.
its kind of hard to keep up with all the reasons why we hate this worthless cunt
There’s nothing wrong with “cunt”. Please don’t degrade this nice word by associating it with this pathetic excuse for a woman.
He looks happy to be next to her. lol.
MOO
I never noticed that Kanye had tats before… but then again I don’t really pay any attention to him.
I see two things that look like asses.
I know people on this site, and many others (okay, all of the others), go out of their way to trash the Kardashians at every turn. And a lot of it is deserved.
That being said, if a woman that looked like this dressed like that and was touching your leg, you’d quickly forget all the other crap.
What I’m saying is holyfuckballs, what I’d do for a night with that.
I don’t think I could look past the STDs
Or the stench of rotting piss…
“Who knew getting peed on by a minor rapper would land me a TV series, clothing line and numerous faux-mances?”
MOO!
MOO
“I think I just fell in love with a porn star… turn the camera on she a born star.” Kanye West, Hell of a Life.
She’s showing him how her team of stylists heft her ass into her pants each day.
I know all of you hate her but I think she is way too hot for him. He is way of his league.
The fact the she’s been hanging out with Kanye is making her look uglier.
I hope I don’t go to hell for this but he is honestly one of the ugliest people I’ve seen. What is she thinking,, gross
jay-z and biggie are reasonably ugly and jigga man ended up with the most beautiful woman in the world… was almost able to say that without cracking up
I thought black guys were all about the bootie. He’s staring right at her boobs
He is a man. Men like breast. Blue, green, yellow, brown, black, and white men like tits. That is something all men can agree on.
Men like breast
BLUE
WHITE
BLACK
YELLOW
BROWN
RED
it doesn’t matter what color if you’re a man u like tits
i like em tiny.
It doesn’t matter what size. Men like tits. Real natural tits.
ewww kanye… totally fugly
disgrace of armenia
Try a little harder you desperate whore.
Kim – how many points do you get if the bouncy ball goes into the metal rim?
Can’t they just take a day off ? Do we have to see them everywhere, every day ? She’s going to be in Italian Vogue next, something they said she would never be allowed to do. WTF ?
“Oh, don’t mind silly ol’ me, I’m just looking for another black athlete to exploit…”
If Kim is 5’2″, does that make Kanye about 5’5″?
Kanye has the ego of a sub 5 foot man.
@haroos lol u dont know shit, how in the world is ur country and isearl good? think about it, u do hostile take overs all over the world for their oil and u kill thousands of innocent people, and when 9/11 occurs u blame us?? how do u think we feel, ur stupid imperial pig country kills millions of our innocent people before 9/11 and u still do after it, i really hope russia and china kick your ass for good this time
I bet she’d let Quasimodo stick it to her, if he had enough money.
Moo
Seriously – who the fuck wears a pleather spaghetti strapped mini dress to a basketball game? And, what is that a chiclet, a tooth, or a grill KW is about to spit out?
that pleather thing isn’t sucking it in anymore [Kim dress you're age]
I have to throw up can’t look at these narcissists any longer!
A dimwitted Armenian girl who thinks she’s black.
Two show-offs..perfect for eachother
An NBA basketball is inflated to about 7.5 PSI. I wonder how much air is in those funbags?
omg wait.. ARE YOU GRIMACE?! :D
These two guys at the bottom are pisssssedddd as hell to have spent all that money for good seats, to be ruined by having dumb and dumber, sitting right on top of them!!! hah!
MOO.
“And then Kanye’s management team were all like, ‘Read this contract and sign it,’ and I’m all like ‘Read? I can’t read!’”
How can you resist jacking off on those things?
You don’t even need the rest of her.
I’m doing a “Boxing Helena” on her if she’s mine.
MOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA5v0bZij40
Motherfucking gay fish!
She have BEAUTIFUL BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think everyone is losing sight of the fact that this relationship is FAKE. It’s just like her recent marriage and divorce. Kanye West is G-A-Y and Kuntrashian is nothing but a narcissist, and BOTH of them are getting more boring as each second passes. NEXT!
P.S. West might want to watch it. She might out him just to get more publicity. I wouldn’t put it past her and her WHORE mother.
yep. she’s gonna turn out just like her mom in 10 years.
that face is very tiresome to look at.
mooooOOOOOOO!
Two A-Holes at a Lakers Game
her nostrils creep me out for some reason. horrible nose job.
The sides of her nose look like plato gunk that dried.
IKR? Her mom has the exact same nose job. Some ethnicities just aren’t supposed to have teensy narrow little noses.
You know her mom is white, right?
I thought her mother, just like her father, is Lebanese Armenian. That means she’s basically an Arab, not white. However, I could be wrong.
No, her mom is Scottish and Dutch.
she only wore that horrrible outfit, because she wanted to cut out any competition at the laker game. No matter what kim, there will be someone always better than you- always.
You’re pathetic. I heard you troll around sites like this reading what people really think about you. You and your illuminati pimp ho of a mother, need to rot where you belong.
You have no soul
That is a completely insane comment on a picture of a woman at a basketball game. I’m not necessarily a fan of hers but I’m not condemning her soul and shit just b/c I don’t watch her show. Overreaction, just a bit?
her nose looks very weird O_O
ummm ok lol
What do you know, her face IS in this picture. Thanks for the heads up!
the black guy behind her,
is her back up plan in case Kanye dumps her
Wow, those tits are SPECTACULAR. Gotta love the losers who are hating to make up for the fact that their own lives are shit. LIVE IT UP KIM!
I’ve got a great idea for a social experiment with this family. Let’s actually start ignoring them. Then all of us can take dibs on how long it’ll take for one of the narcissists to off one of the family members to regain the media’s attention.
Two whores, one stone?