Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Went To The Lakers Game

May 14th, 2012 // 138 Comments

“Girl, your titties are so big, I ain’t even thinkin’ ’bout Matt Lauer.”

Because pretending to date Kanye West couldn’t possibly be enough publicity, Kim Kardashian reminded everyone she has giant breasts at Saturday’s Lakers game by constantly leaning forward and making sure the paparazzi could aim their cameras right into her cleavage which would inevitably find its way onto the Internet because bloggers are lonely, predictable horndogs who will do anything to avoid re-entering a workforce that demands pants and/or human interaction. That or Kanye knew producer Joel Silver would be there and told her to work them titties to make him the new Matrix. “Ooh, and do the blowjob face. Yeah, the blowjob face. But in bullet time. Be all like, ‘Oh, no, these bullets are too fast. Joooeeell… I’ll succck… your… diicccckkkkk…’” (Spoiler Alert: She nailed it.)

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. stacy

    So the Fame Whore went to a ball game. This is news?

  2. She just keeps getting more and more worthless.

  3. EricLr

    What did you expect her to do, impress the crowd with an impromptu lecture on the differences between Einsteinian and Newtonian models of gravity?

    • Cock Dr

      We should all be hoping for a catastrophic beer spillage incident combined with major wardrobe malfunction. And maybe a fight involving a broken bloody nose.
      She likes amber liquids all over, she doesn’t have any modesty, and we know she lives for media coverage, so time is our friend on this.

  4. . . .as Jack Nicholson almost imperceptibly shook his head, remembering when such a girl would be quickly ushered of the set of “Chinatown,” once she had served her obvious and only purpose.

  5. dooood

    i like the part about bloggers being lonely, predictable horndogs who will do anything to avoid re-entering a workforce that demands pants and/or human interaction.

    spot on bro, spot on

  6. I would still motorboat them to death…

  7. Snooki's Taint

    I’m thinking of changing my handle to Kardashian Taint. Thoughts?

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    Commented on this photo:

    “Girrrl, that’s more Nuggets than are out on the court.”

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOoooOOOOO

  10. Nicole

    Kim Kardashian is the only celebrity who hasn’t received major backlash for excessive plastic surgery. Some teen girls get a nose job and it’s the end of the world – this woman gets away with anything. Just sayin’ – that freshest nose job changed her face significantly AGAIN.

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    Misana
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    He looks happy to be next to her. lol.

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    I never noticed that Kanye had tats before… but then again I don’t really pay any attention to him.

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    Frank Burns
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    I see two things that look like asses.

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    I know people on this site, and many others (okay, all of the others), go out of their way to trash the Kardashians at every turn. And a lot of it is deserved.

    That being said, if a woman that looked like this dressed like that and was touching your leg, you’d quickly forget all the other crap.

    What I’m saying is holyfuckballs, what I’d do for a night with that.

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    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who knew getting peed on by a minor rapper would land me a TV series, clothing line and numerous faux-mances?”

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
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    MOO

  17. dontkillthemessenger

    “I think I just fell in love with a porn star… turn the camera on she a born star.” Kanye West, Hell of a Life.

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    Frank Burns
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    She’s showing him how her team of stylists heft her ass into her pants each day.

  19. Memyselfandonlyme

    I know all of you hate her but I think she is way too hot for him. He is way of his league.
    The fact the she’s been hanging out with Kanye is making her look uglier.
    I hope I don’t go to hell for this but he is honestly one of the ugliest people I’ve seen. What is she thinking,, gross

    • dooood

      jay-z and biggie are reasonably ugly and jigga man ended up with the most beautiful woman in the world… was almost able to say that without cracking up

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    Memyselfandonlyme
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    I thought black guys were all about the bootie. He’s staring right at her boobs

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    ewww kanye… totally fugly

  22. skunk

    disgrace of armenia

  23. Buddy The Elf

    Try a little harder you desperate whore.
    Kim – how many points do you get if the bouncy ball goes into the metal rim?

  24. Bonky

    Can’t they just take a day off ? Do we have to see them everywhere, every day ? She’s going to be in Italian Vogue next, something they said she would never be allowed to do. WTF ?

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    FDrBn
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, don’t mind silly ol’ me, I’m just looking for another black athlete to exploit…”

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    GrandDragon
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    If Kim is 5’2″, does that make Kanye about 5’5″?

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      Kanye has the ego of a sub 5 foot man.

    • Sandra

      @haroos lol u dont know shit, how in the world is ur country and isearl good? think about it, u do hostile take overs all over the world for their oil and u kill thousands of innocent people, and when 9/11 occurs u blame us?? how do u think we feel, ur stupid imperial pig country kills millions of our innocent people before 9/11 and u still do after it, i really hope russia and china kick your ass for good this time

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    FDrBn
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    I bet she’d let Quasimodo stick it to her, if he had enough money.
    Moo

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    YoMamma
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    Seriously – who the fuck wears a pleather spaghetti strapped mini dress to a basketball game? And, what is that a chiclet, a tooth, or a grill KW is about to spit out?

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
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    Two show-offs..perfect for eachother

  30. An NBA basketball is inflated to about 7.5 PSI. I wonder how much air is in those funbags?

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    downwithmuffins
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    omg wait.. ARE YOU GRIMACE?! :D

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    Crissy
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    These two guys at the bottom are pisssssedddd as hell to have spent all that money for good seats, to be ruined by having dumb and dumber, sitting right on top of them!!! hah!

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
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    MOO.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “And then Kanye’s management team were all like, ‘Read this contract and sign it,’ and I’m all like ‘Read? I can’t read!’”

  35. The Royal Penis

    How can you resist jacking off on those things?

    You don’t even need the rest of her.

    I’m doing a “Boxing Helena” on her if she’s mine.

  36. Chris Brown

    Motherfucking gay fish!

  37. Outspoken

    She have BEAUTIFUL BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. JustWondering

    I think everyone is losing sight of the fact that this relationship is FAKE. It’s just like her recent marriage and divorce. Kanye West is G-A-Y and Kuntrashian is nothing but a narcissist, and BOTH of them are getting more boring as each second passes. NEXT!

    • JustWondering

      P.S. West might want to watch it. She might out him just to get more publicity. I wouldn’t put it past her and her WHORE mother.

  39. anonym

    yep. she’s gonna turn out just like her mom in 10 years.

    that face is very tiresome to look at.

  40. kimmykimkim

    mooooOOOOOOO!

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    catapostrophe
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    Two A-Holes at a Lakers Game

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    gfdevgrg
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    her nostrils creep me out for some reason. horrible nose job.
    The sides of her nose look like plato gunk that dried.

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    gfdevgrg
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    she only wore that horrrible outfit, because she wanted to cut out any competition at the laker game. No matter what kim, there will be someone always better than you- always.

    You’re pathetic. I heard you troll around sites like this reading what people really think about you. You and your illuminati pimp ho of a mother, need to rot where you belong.
    You have no soul

    • Nick

      That is a completely insane comment on a picture of a woman at a basketball game. I’m not necessarily a fan of hers but I’m not condemning her soul and shit just b/c I don’t watch her show. Overreaction, just a bit?

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    guy
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    her nose looks very weird O_O

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    guy
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    the black guy behind her,
    is her back up plan in case Kanye dumps her

  46. Mark

    Wow, those tits are SPECTACULAR. Gotta love the losers who are hating to make up for the fact that their own lives are shit. LIVE IT UP KIM!

  47. FDrBn

    I’ve got a great idea for a social experiment with this family. Let’s actually start ignoring them. Then all of us can take dibs on how long it’ll take for one of the narcissists to off one of the family members to regain the media’s attention.

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