I’m kidding, I’m kidding! It’s because he joined Twitter. There’s no believing in God after seeing what’s on there.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
Yeah, it didn’t fall on her. I’m out.
Nein! The two thieves are to be crucified on either side of Jesus, not in front of him! Scheisse! That’s it, I quit.
Spanx for the memories.
From the nipples down it’s easy to believe Kanye just went out and inseminated a truck tire.
“IMMA LET YOU FINISH IN A MINUTE VIRGIN MOMMA JESUS, BUT I DONE FUCKED A TIRE TILL IT GOT FAT….ER…. FACE!!!”
… there is “NO” … Christ the Redeemer … because … http://www.GODisIMAGINARY.com … and thank goodness because he resides in the http://www.EVILbible.com … and the thought of his existence should come to an END! Christianity is FALSE and its teachings are EVIL.
Dear Lord, where is thy lightning?
Imagine what she would look like WITHOUT spanx.
Why can’t she just move to India, where she’s actually worshipped?
No, of course that hot pink number does NOT make her ass look at all like a gigantic hot air balloon.
The fact that lightning did not strike these two assholes down as soon as they raised their arms, is proof there is no god.
Now I’m confused, is Chris Brown Jesus, or is Kim Jesus?
Seems like a question that only a fight to the death can answer. Then we nail the winner to a fucking cross.
Kim’s fame is a result of a mortal sin..the murder of Ron and Nicole- so this stunt doesnt shock me. Kanye killed his mommy by not springing for a real surgeon. Hell is going to burn you two p”os!
What a stupid whore.
This is like that scene from Titanic…
…the one where that giant bloated boat self-destructs because it collided with reality; because its creators wanted it to be large and flashy rather than structurally sound.
…that was a good scene…
She’s pregnant and wearing those heels? No wonder your barbs don’t affect her.
One word, SOW…
I wonder if she will get her pre-baby figure back…err,um…no wait.
“Did you feel that? The earth slipped on it’s axes a little.”
This is called the COW EFFECT. If a cow flaps it’s wings in Rio, it causes a snow storm on the east coast. Science, brah….pure science.
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