I’m kidding, I’m kidding! It’s because he joined Twitter. There’s no believing in God after seeing what’s on there.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News
REALLY!? I mean REALLY! Who in the HELL does this dumb cow think she is!
Unfortunately, some people will believe that she is what she is trying to portray.
I agree, human beings should not resemble an animal bred for its meat and milk production. It just might be that America is doomed for allowing such a lump o’ dump to become wealthy, while ex-servicemen die homeless.
Bills need to be paid, America.
Bills need to be paid.
Well, that picture actually made me say “JESUS!”
I’m more interested in the guy with the lightning bolt t-shirt doing ballet.
Kim! Take your sunglasses off while you mock Jesus! Show some respect!
“To think that normal people would get stoned for openly insulting a figure of religion in this country.”
“I love being an over-privileged attention whore.”
“Me too, sweetheart. Me too.”
Didn’t Kanye once say that he’d “bled hard”? Well, not hard enough.
That was from his ass. Same hole Jesus likes to fuck.
If Jesus were to fall down and crush these two, my faith would be restored. I don’t even require bolts of lightning or pillars of salt, just a good clean whack.
I’m with you!
“Can’t believe dat bitch stole my idea for a photo op. She even says the word ‘phone’ near me, I’ma kill dat ho.” – Chris Brown
ginormous pink blob. she disgusts me.
lose the spanx bitch. they’re not helping.
“Lemme get a picture of you. You’re mom threatened to burn my asshole shut with a hot poker if I don’t Tweet every single thing we do together. Say cheese!”
Kanye West pictured running from the embarrassment of mistaking the woman in the orange tank-top as Kim Kardashian. In his defense, each one of us would have made that same mistake.
Wow, the perfect view of Kim Kardashian’s . . . breasts?
Wonder if the kid is gonna be fat assed like mom or absent assed like dad.
Never a sniper around when they are needed. What an asshole but not surprising thing for a self-centered bitch like her to do.
Dammit…why couldn’t that statue have fallen forward???!!!
Never before have I seen a woman think she can fool the whole world into thinking she is slim. If she doesn’t wear a size16/18 I would be surprised. Spanks or no spanks girl embrace your girth, cause girl………you big.
p.s let Jesus alone.
i’ve heard excessive air travel is highly recommended for pregnant women.
Don’t stop there you two! We know you are authentic people, who want to have an authentic religious experience. So, have someone drive nails through your hands and feet, and then stab you in the gut with a spear.
jesus say “dis wide”.
and it’s zomgbie FTW! LOL!
Jesus says, “I saw a cow thiiiiiiis big.”
As He moo’s while extending his arms.
Yeah, it didn’t fall on her. I’m out.
Nein! The two thieves are to be crucified on either side of Jesus, not in front of him! Scheisse! That’s it, I quit.
Spanx for the memories.
From the nipples down it’s easy to believe Kanye just went out and inseminated a truck tire.
“IMMA LET YOU FINISH IN A MINUTE VIRGIN MOMMA JESUS, BUT I DONE FUCKED A TIRE TILL IT GOT FAT….ER…. FACE!!!”
… there is “NO” … Christ the Redeemer … because … http://www.GODisIMAGINARY.com … and thank goodness because he resides in the http://www.EVILbible.com … and the thought of his existence should come to an END! Christianity is FALSE and its teachings are EVIL.
Dear Lord, where is thy lightning?
Imagine what she would look like WITHOUT spanx.
Why can’t she just move to India, where she’s actually worshipped?
No, of course that hot pink number does NOT make her ass look at all like a gigantic hot air balloon.
The fact that lightning did not strike these two assholes down as soon as they raised their arms, is proof there is no god.
Now I’m confused, is Chris Brown Jesus, or is Kim Jesus?
Seems like a question that only a fight to the death can answer. Then we nail the winner to a fucking cross.
Kim’s fame is a result of a mortal sin..the murder of Ron and Nicole- so this stunt doesnt shock me. Kanye killed his mommy by not springing for a real surgeon. Hell is going to burn you two p”os!
What a stupid whore.
This is like that scene from Titanic…
…the one where that giant bloated boat self-destructs because it collided with reality; because its creators wanted it to be large and flashy rather than structurally sound.
…that was a good scene…
She’s pregnant and wearing those heels? No wonder your barbs don’t affect her.
One word, SOW…
I wonder if she will get her pre-baby figure back…err,um…no wait.
“Did you feel that? The earth slipped on it’s axes a little.”
This is called the COW EFFECT. If a cow flaps it’s wings in Rio, it causes a snow storm on the east coast. Science, brah….pure science.
THIS. THIS is why people hate you.
This is a new low, even for Snooki.
Well played, sir!
Kim is answering the question “How much bigger can your ass get?”.
Meh, she’s only really early on in the pregnancy so the heels shouldn’t be an issue at all. That stomach is 99% chub, 1% possible baby.
Why does she already look 8 months pregnant??
http://www.GodIsImaginary.com and we wish the KardaSHITians were too!
Its the official “My Ass is THIIIIIIISSS BIG” tshirt promos shoot.
Or is it “My pussy is THIIIIISSSS WIDE”
Pull your damn pants up! ……Both of you!!
…cuz pink is slimming? I don’t know…you got me on this one. She’s just horribly fat. And dont blame the pregnancy. There is enough fat reserve in her body to feed that embryo to full term baby.
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