Kim Kardashian Was Cheating On Kris Humphries With Kanye West The Whole Time

April 5th, 2012 // 93 Comments
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Ever since Kim Kardashian announced their divorce, Kris Humphries has been in a long heated legal battle to have their settlement aired in open court so he can expose the entire marriage as a premeditated fraud by subpoenaing her texts, emails and reality show scripts. On top of that, there’ve been rumors that he has proof she was cheating on him the whole time. Rumors that Kanye West basically confirmed were about him in his latest song “Theraflu” on top of taking Kim to see The Hunger Games last night which is something a man would never do without promises of cake chopping. Via Hollywood Life:

“And I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim / Around the time she had fell in love with him / Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing / Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team”.
Kanye’s BFF Jay-Z is a part-owner of the New Jersey Nets, which Kris plays for. What a huge threat!
While we’re sure Kim is humbled that Kanye wrote a song about her, it comes at an inconvenient time: she’s about to be tangled in a legal battle with Kris over their divorce, and this kind of publicity is not good for her. Furthermore, it seems to confirm reports that she was allegedly having an affair with Kanye DURING her marriage

KIM: You realize you just cost me millions of dollars, right?
KANYE: And you realize I just sat through a movie where a white bitch hunts motherfuckers in the woods with a bow and arrow? How’m I supposed to sleep at night?
KIM: I don’t see how that makes us even.
KANYE: Probably ’cause Matt Lauer‘s hiding in that ass of yours waiting to strike. I FUCKIN’ SEE YOU, MATT.
MATT: Goddammit… *crawls out*

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News


  1. tits mcgee

    ” I had fell in love”

    English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

  2. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
    Mr. Poop
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    Look at that big fat ass

  3. GridLock

    Those two were made for each other. One is a self absorbed materialistic egomaniac. The other is Kanye West.

  4. Mr. Muckle

    Cake chopping? A coinage almost as good as “the difficult brown.”

  5. John

    Kim Kardashian, aka the Semen Demon.

  6. Hand Solo

    Kanye West needs to get a hold of himself. She’ll play him the same way she’s played everyone of the men in her life.

    • I don’t know about that. She might try, but I think she’d be way outmatched in that particular game. Maybe it’s just a hunch.

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    Cock Dr
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    • Jack Ketch

      No … MooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo *chews cud*

    • Richard McBeef

      I like to think that it’s both the obvious and a form of civil protest against thesuperficial’s corporate masters.

      • Jack Ketch

        Ooh absolutely … and I can’t believe someone disliked the MOO comment. I hope Kris Humphries totally exposes her and her family for the fucking frauds they are.

  8. Jade

    Does this chick ever screw a guy who’s name begins with anything other than “K”?

  9. it had to be said

    “The whole time”

    No! The whole 70 days!?! Say it ain’t so!

  10. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
    Hand Solo
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    Nice breast action here

  11. bbiowa

    Cake chopping? Urinal cake, maybe. Smells like oranges and Burger King.

  12. El Jefe

    Ha Ha Ha, Jay Z does not have enough pull to fire the water boy on the Nets. He owns less than 5%. Kanye better talk to Big Daddy Mikhail Prokhorov if he wants to get anyone fired.

    Seeing as the world is going to end this year, it is only fitting that the two biggest douchebags on the planet are now dating each other.

  13. dooood

    KK = narcissistic publicity whore, fake celebrity, dairy cow,
    human urinal, stage 9 succubus

    KW = delusional narcissistic thief of other people’s music. self proclaimed genius

    Jay-Z aka jigga aka hova etc. = narcissistic self proclaimed president of the music industry. 90% sure he has no real say in what the nets franchise does.
    rappers/clothing line moguls are rich
    (not to mention a dime a dozen) russian billionaires who are the real owners of professional sports teams are wealthy.

    KH = stupid block head who has a boner for dairy cows.
    although if he is the one who ultimately brings down this cult of succubus banshee whores, i say we build a statue of him outside mann’s chinese theatre.

  14. Eddyt

    Jay-Z’s actual ownership is around 1.5% not exactly enough to get rid of one of their better players because some fucking moron like Kanye west says to

  15. Bonky

    First off Jay-Z owns chump change of the nets. He bought $4.5 million of a $300+ million team. He couldnt tell management to dump Humphries if he wanted to. This is just more Kanye west loud mouth crap.

    Figures Kanye would brag about dating Kim, its like bragging you fuck the neighborhood slut.

  16. Anonymous

    I give zero shits about any of them.

  17. Jon Hex

    He’s a jerk. She’s a bitch. They both deserve each other.

  18. Deacon Jones

    Only the most extreme, self-hating SLUTS in the world would be fucking someone throughout the course of their engagement and marriage.

    Kim, you must truly hate yourself, deep down to the very core.

  19. Yoyoma

    I thought he played for the Jets. Then again I don’t really know anything about football. Also yeah the dude with the big ass is such a whore.

    • Yoyoma

      Aaaand I was thinking about Tebow. I have this disorder where I think all famous white athletes look the same. It’s called “still hungover”.

  20. kirby

    I just see the names and don’t even have to read, because I know ass is about to happen.

  21. misterfister

    fucking cum dumpster

  22. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    She’s a whore. Who knew?

  23. I imagine kanye saying i see you matt much like 0:54 in this video

  24. alex

    My favorite was when Kanyay said “Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.”

    Leader of our young, maker of men, hero of a generation, “ain’t had” You can take the trash out of the street….

  25. Alex

    You know who loses the most in all of this? McNeil Consumer Healthcare and ultimately Johnson & Johnson Co. How in the hell are they supposed to sell TheraFlu ever again?

    • Notakfan

      This comment was the best part of this whole story lol.

    • Kim Heechul's Yeojachingoo

      I love Theraflu! I take it every time I get sick.

      • It’s pretty good even when you’re not sick.

        Recipe: Take one packet of Theraflu, dissolved in 2 oz. boiling water. Add 6 ice cubes. Pour cold mixture into an empty one-pint milk carton. Top off with 10 oz. Bacardi 151 proof rum. Chug-a-lug.

  26. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    what is that contraption she’s carrying on her arm?


    why did i read kanye west’s dialog in an eddie murphy voice??????

  28. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    What the hell is this douche bag wearing? lmao! what a moron!

  29. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    Seriously, is he now wearing Kim’s clothes?

  30. Bo

    So fake. She need a man to fake date and he is the only one that don’t care about the media.

  31. sorry Richard


    I am 31 years old, but act like a vain and self-obsessed 13-year old. My dream was always to become a princess. Instead I became an anal porn star, but I still think I am a princess. My body is full of plastic surgery. My boobs, azz, lips, teeth, cheeks, nose, hair, facelift etc., were are all bought from a plastic surgeon. I use to idolized Paris Hilton and I would hang on her like a koala bear all the time just to get my picture taken by the paparazzi. I was very jealous of Paris, so I put out a SEX TAPE just because she did. Until 2007 I use to do cocaine with her. I know there are pictures as proof, but I will deny it forever.

    My pimp mother, Kris Jenner (who in some ways is a bigger whore than me), fcuked the pool boy while my father, Robert Kardashian, was at work. Dad was an ambulance chaser, and helped keep OJ Simpson out of jail after he killed Ron Goldman and his ex-wife Nicole by hiding much of the blood evidence from the police. Anyway, the result was my pathetic half gorilla sister Khloe, who is a whore just like me. Whenever my mouth is moving I am lying, as I am INCAPABLE of telling the truth about anything. I pretend that if I lie about things people will eventually believe it. The way I walk, talk, and laugh is fake; and if you look into my eyes you can even see that my soul is fake. I have no personality at all!

    Although I pretended to be upset by the sex tape, I was the one that sent it to Steve Hirsch at Vivid Entertainment. They paid me $5 million to expose my nasty self. RayJ had nothing to do with the leaked sex tape. I tricked him into making a porno with me for distribution. My former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, knows exactly what happened. I screwed him over and refused to pay him after our contract was up. Money and fame is all I live for. I am just waiting for him (and many, many more) to come out and reveal how I really am. I exploit my FAKE body all of the time because I lack elegance, class, dignity, self-respect, intelligence, and morals. I really am a very dirty woman, both inside and out.

    My ex husband Damon Thomas, whom I married at the age of 19 in Las Vegas, publicly called me: untalented, a trashy whore, desperate, a plastic surgery addict, a backstabber, and a cheater. I have no real friends because I have misused and stepped on everybody that has come my way for fame. If you see me in public it’s either because someone is paying me to be there, or I know the paps will be there to take my picture. I am currently using social medias to snake my way in to other celebrity’s lives for friendship and publicity. I show up like a diva to all kind of award shows that I have NO business at all attending. The only award show I should attend is the AVN. I call the paparazzi myself. I learned that trick from Paris Hilton, but unlike Paris I’m too cheap to buy them lunch like she does.

    I have NO talent what so ever. I was thrown off Dancing with the Stars on the second week. I made a work out video that clearly shows I’m in very bad shape. I did a test shoot for Playboy, but after seeing the proofs they refuse to acknowledge me. I got a Razzie for my sad performance in the parody Disaster Movie. I should have gotten one for my sextape as well. My song JAM, I have no words for. It is the most annoying and pitiful song in history. I sing like a tone deaf four year old with a nasal monotone voice; very unfortunate. Recently I made a video to go with the song. In it I shove my HUGE azz into the camera like a baboon in heat waiting to get mounted.

    Anybody who don’t like me for the rotten and lying whore that I am I call haters or jealous. We, the Kardashian’s, call each other dolls. And I alone have tainted the Pussycat Dolls by heisting their concept. I pretend that I care about others, but I could not care less. If I’m at a charity event you can bet I’m either getting paid to be there, or I’m there because I called the paps and want to get my picture taken. If you read the fine print you’ll see I keep 90% of the proceeds from my charity auction. The only person I really care about is myself. I tried to fcuk over children by selling them an insane debit Master Card with predatory fees. Unfortunately it was taken off the market after one week under the threat of legal action in several States. Thankfully I found a new way to rip off the kids, with glam silly bandz. Over weight children should skip normal diet & exercise and do shady diet pills or lipo-suction like me.

    I Stole $120k from Ray J and Brandy’s mother, Sonja Norwood, credit card. After being busted I paid her back with the money I got from the sex tape I made with her son. That’s the circle life, Mrs. Norwood. The clothes at Dash are pure knock offs from top brands and designers. Neither my sisters nor I know how to sew on a button or sketch anything. But we call ourselves fashion designers. Much of the current clothing line is being made by underage Chinese children. I pay them a dollar a day to work an 18-hour shift in one of my sweatshops. The logo on my perfumes is a complete rip of from Korcula creator Lindley Bertin.

    For World AIDS Day I went off social medias until my fans had raised $1M. I was confident that within 12 hours I would be back. Seven days later I had to be bailed out by a billionaire who wanted to spare me any further shame. This is how much my «fans» value and missed me.

    I have never been single because I am too scared to spend time with myself. I am looking very much forward to the day my grand children sit on my lap and ask me if I am an anal porn star because that’s what everybody in kindergarten will say. I also love to flaunt my gigantic fake hippo azz. It’s my calling card for any rich Black man that wants to ram my azz hard and move on! Evan Ross, Marquis Houston, Scott Storch, Fabolous, The Game, Nick Cannon, Nick Lachey, Tyson Beckford, William ‘Ray J’ Norwood, Reggie Bush, Christiano, Chengo (The Bodyguard is one of my favorite movies ever) Miles Austin, Bow Wow, Gabriel Aubry (only because everybody said I was only into black guys) Kanye West, and my husband of 72 days Kris Humpries; are just a FEW of the men that have ALL fcuked me, pissed in my mouth, AND dumped me. They know that I am trash, and that I will bring their reputations down into the gutter with mine. I will fcuk anyone for publicity. I have had many STDs, but the only one I have now is herpes (got that from Paris too). I am pathetic, plastic, and terribly insecure.

    I am a national and international joke, and gave out my own ANAL/PISS SEX TAPE to get famous. I am a human toilet. I am clearly a very sick human being and I’m 100% shameless. I am the filthiest famewhore in the whole wide world!

    I am Kim Kardashian… Superstar

    • Little Jimmy

      That rant always cracks me up. No matter how many times someone posts it.

    • dooood

      damn…. you must’ve had a lot of coffee or something.

      forgive me for saying this but while i agree she is talentless, its still kinda unfair to call her talentless.

      i mean she clearly has a talent for whoring, extortion, manipulation, collecting STDs. i mean everyone’s got
      some kind of talent, even maddona. just gotta use your imagination.

      also kris jenner is probably the one who is the ultimate whore. kim’s really not that smart

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    Grand Poobah
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    I think she must have stuffed a hot air balloon down the back of her pants.

  33. dangermike

    hmm… pigs, goats, horses, sure… but I have to admit of all the members of kingdom animalia I would have expected to grace her haunches, ‘gay fish’ was not particularly high on that list. This world sure is full of fascinating surprises.

  34. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    Hey Kim your ass inplants are starting to sag.

  35. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    This makes sense. Kris is about 25 shades not black enough for Kim to bang. So for Kim, Kris’s rating is: Would not bang/10.

  36. SYLVI212

    I can’t think of two more disgusting people on this planet. Kanye has an IQ of about 10, and Kim isn’t even as smart as he is. It’s official: KIM K HAS THE WORST TASTE IN MEN OF ANYONE ON THE PLANET. KANYE IS STILL AN IDIOT.

  37. KK-Hater

    I don’t understand? How can a fucking SLUT cheat? It doesn’t make any sense. If everyone knows that Kim is a useless fucking WHORE then how can they possibly say she was cheating on them when it simply in her nature as a useless fucking HO to sleep with any piece of trash that she thinks will make her more popular?

    Give the poor fucking CUNT a break will you, it’s not like the clueless CUNT can help herself… Geez!!

  38. Drsuess

    Sloppy glorified groupie!!!!

  39. kimmer

    I have a good feeling about these two. They both seem like level-headed, sane, balanced, sincere, down-to-earth individuals. I really think this will have a fairy tale ending. God bless ‘em.

  40. anonym

    either she’s an attention whore, or she just loves dating douchebags.

  41. just sayn'


  42. FUCK Kim Kardashian! That is all.

  43. SeeAlice

    Kanye West ? Is he still ruining award shows ? He still hate the white people ?

  44. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    Sleazy sluts keeping company amongst themselves. Who else would have them. It’s a good match

  45. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    there is no proof that they are dating? ..
    plus the people who call her a whore/slut – i’m more that 99.9% sure you don’t know her in person. i’m guessing you look at girls and determine if a girl is a slut or not. doesn’t look manly and you won’t get a lady that way.

  46. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    Totally fake ass it looks gross and out of proportion with her body,

  47. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    Damn he is hella ugly!!

  48. formchaos

    Kanye West needs to get rid of her. She will play him the same way she has played everyone of the men in her life.

  49. Snoop Dogg had it right, “You can’t make a ho a housewife… let her do what she was born to do. Ho.”

  50. Kim Kardashian Dating Kanye West
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    Ugliest ass I’ve ever seen. Can you imagine how bad that big sloppy ass will look if she ever cranks out a couple of chirruns. YIKES!

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