Blasphemy. Pure blasphemy.
Adding… Kudos to Kanye for pulling off the delicate balance between not wanting to show his face anywhere near this shit, yet still getting butt sex from Kim later. Ninja Batman would be proud.
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Khloe’s Joker costume is top notch
Phoenix Jones will do anything to wear his superhero costume.
Someone just asked her how many hours it took to plastic weld that outfit to her plastic butt.
Let’s be real here. That is NOT Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman Costume. That is a gigantic, cheap ass replica for a gigantic, cheap ass replica. Full of herpes.
I must look away from the unending heifer holocaust.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hope she brought that stitch kit along for the night.
What a “cat”astrophe.
One tiny rip in that thing and entire galaxies are gonna come flying out
OK, we get it Kim. You practiced just one single pose with that costume. Move along.
All it took to get the costume on was a can of axle grease and a warm shoehorn.
I’d swear that’s a quote from The Wizard of Id!
Yo, Johnny P! :D
Spot on, Snapple! I read that when I was a kid, and it stayed with me for years (what a mental image). In fact, I’d forgotten where I’d seen/read it. Thanks for reminding me, and brilliant that you not only picked up on it, but that you used to read ‘The Wizard of Id’! :-)
Me too! Are you my long-lost conjoined twin? :D
Also, BC. :) Loved that one.
Between Blackadder and MST3K, I once wondered if I was your long-lost twin, Cran, but you just lost me with B.C.
Aw c’mon! Cavemen are cute as buttons! :D
Snapple had a secret crush on ‘Thor’…
hahahahaha! I so did!
Skanky porn whore dressed up in a costume…how stimulating!
Kanye is still wearing the same pants
At least I can’t see his fucking mouth hanging open in this get up – I approve.
You can if you look hard enough.
Blackman
Halloween must be her favorite holiday..An excuse to dress up in more slutty costumes and take lots of pictures of herself posing.
That’s not a Catwoman costume. That’s just reinforced ultra-stitching to keep her fat shit in check.
first thought- needs more fire.
I just do not see what some people see in her. I just don’t get it.
What? You can’t see the MASSIVE ( | ) on Kim K? Astronauts say they can see it from orbit.
Thank God it wasn’t Halle Berry’s catwoman costume…
Too easy. All her pants already have stretch marks and tears.
The gold-plated Aventador is actually the most tasteless thing in this pic.
As a car enthusiast let me say this is yet another dilution of Lamborghini’s brand equity. It was always a car for rich people, but it was almost exclusively rich guys who really appreciated machinery and who drove at 10/10ths, knowing full well the car could bite them back and leave smeared across a cliff face. Now it’s car for fucking posers.
No it was not, Lamborghinis have always been for the douchebag set and they were never really good drivers cars. The handling was never great and they have no racing history. Ferrari, Lotus, Porsche are the drivers enthusiasts cars. Lambos are just loud, fast, brash cars.
Lamborghinis are still being bought by the same douchebags that have always bought them in the past. Look at the new owners, pro athletes, Kanye and Chris Brown.
Amen to everything you said. Ferrari sold cars to finance their racing team, but Lamborghini wasn’t interested in developing race cars. He wanted to produce good-looking touring cars for the elite, regardless of how shitty their actual race performance was. Ironically, he bitched about how lousy Ferraris handled and how much better his cars drove, but I don’t know anyone who loves to drive – and doesn’t need to compensate for an inadequate dick – who’d prefer a Lamborghini over Ferrari when it comes to actual handling. The car has always been about looks, not performance.
The teams he provided engines to in the late 80′s all lost, so the power plant clearly sucks – the “looks good, isn’t fast” reputation is well earned.
I hope the small child in Thailand who made this catwoman costume sees this picture and takes great pride in his work standing up to the toughest test mother nature can throw at it.
Don’t pin this on mother nature. ;)
For a moment I thought is was April Fool’s Day, not Halloween.
Mooo, bitch.
PIG
So what does her butt smell like after being encased in hot rubber for an entire night?
Many cows had to die for that costume.
You know, if the media whores out there would all stop masturbating each other for a moment and all collectively IGNORE the Kuntrashian family, they would all melt like the Wicked Witch of the West in a shower (a urine shower, just for kim).
Got it? They thrive on every little bit of attention. Anytime a camera is anywhere near them they start striking poses like the fucking whores they are. JUST DON’T LOOK, stop taking pictures of them and if you do, just do the Joseph Stalin thing and EDIT THEM OUT.
I take it you’re new here Eddie, so let me clue you in to a few things:
The same people that perferm the day-to-day running of all the Kardashian wib sites [BuzzMedia] run The Superficial. They also run:
· Buzznet
· Celebslam
· Celebuzz
· Concrete Loop
· The Frisky
· Go Fug Yourself
· Just Jared
· Just Jared Jr.
· OK! Magazine
· Oh No They Didn’t
· Pacific Coast News
· PopMatters
· Radar OnLine
· Socialite Life
· Videogum
and all these properties engage in cross-promotion; so the chances of having a Kardashian free week are slim to none.
Of the sites that aren’t owned by BuzzMedia, many are either paid outright [ ie. x17] or are given some sort of special consideration, like exclusives [TMZ], for giving them face time.
Like you, and most everyone else, I wish they would just go away too. Unfortunatly, it will probably be some time before that happens.
Kanye drives Lamborghini’s, but buys his Halloween costume from K-mart?
How.is.that.possible? Surely this must be an illusion? Why don’t the seams split open? Bionic thread???
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN, MR. NATURAL??
This is what happens when Kim Kardashian lets a swarm of cats pee on her.
Gold Lambo? Classy.
Does NASA know about this rubber?
I have to say it actually looks smaller than normal, so where did all the jello go?
It’ll take a superhero to wash the putrid “trench ass” stench out of that costume.
Looks like an overstuffed Hefty bag ready to burst.
There walks a shameful man.
You know what would be a funny prank?
Hosing Kim down with water and then watching her try to peel that suit off her fat ass.
It’s not a “catwomen” costume, it’s the new supervillian “fatwomen”. She’ll sit on you and kill you by being famous for being irrelevant.
Isn’t Kim wearing leather the equivalent of Ed Gein wearing a skin-suit?
I bet she soaked up all the Armor All off the seat
I keep hearing that sound of running your fingers across a baloon…
I was hoping for something different than Fatwoman and Blackman.
Riddle me this Batman…how did she fit all that in there? Seriously, can you tell me? Cause I just can’t figure out how she did it.
Her ass has the oily sheen of an eggplant going bad.
“Me I’m supa fly. Supa dupa fly” – Kim “Missy Elliott” Kardashian
Hats off to the photographer. Takes mad skills to take a decent picture with all that glare flashing off that giant plastic butt.
What’s up with Kanye’s cape? It looks like the cheapest piece of shit ever. Oh wait…Kim’s there.
Jesus, Kanye, get some self-respect. This is shameful.
At least he had the decency to cover most of his face. Give the guy some credit
Kim looks great in her costume.
I can’t help but imagine this started out as a traditional Catwoman costume but following several rubber butt, breast and thigh splits her stylist, exhausted, rolled her eyes and said “you’re Michelle Pfeiffer now.”
Can’t believe it took this long to say but…at least its water resistant, but risk of splashback clearly.