Kim Kardashian Can’t Be Serious

August 24th, 2010 // 144 Comments

What you’re looking at is what happens when Kim Kardashian runs into a group of paparazzi she didn’t call in advance and therefore have absolutely no qualms photographing her ass from behind. Heroes, if you will. On that note, I love how she tries to use her hand to block her ass. One fucking hand. Now I realize Kim Kardashian probably doesn’t sit around reading up on the laws of physics, but I’m pretty damn sure she knows her way around a mirror. Or at the very least, has at one point asked the question, “What do you mean the guy at the circus said it’ll be another week on my pants?”

NOTE: Notice how I zoomed in on all the places she was trying to hide? My hand slipped.

Photos: Fame

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  1. bobb

    Wow…that is pretty awesome. I’d like to kiss it all over. All you haters need to fall back!

  2. cc

    If she went to Pakistan and lay face down, she could save hundreds of lives.

  3. Caz

    Oh lord that it the funniest thing I’ve seen for ages. I had no idea she has such a fat backside. You don’t see real photos like this on the E website LOL. Just had funnier thought….if this is really how big she is, imagine what Kloe really looks like! Stunned at how much she’s photoshopped.

  4. Kerrie

    Didn’t she do a fitness video?? Excuse me whilst I have a laughing fit. Doesn’t she pass herself off as a tiny clothing size 2? what a big fat liar.

  5. nicole

    dont be haters!!!!!!!!!

  6. Kim Kardashian
    kim
    Commented on this photo:

    most black people back in the day ass was real, these young people today has some extra fake mess put in. she looks like a short bag of mess. ugly, fake eyes,nails, nose,lips, fingernalil, butt, breast, hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa, just for material things, what going to happen to her soul

  7. AVan.....

    SHES TRYING TO PUT HER HAND THERE TO TELL U GUYS HOW BIG IT IS….to compare it..!!!!

    ”’wow look at her hand compared to her ass””

    lOl

  8. Kim Kardashian
    teen solo
    Commented on this photo:

    funny when the pics popped up on my screen i thought it was a pregnant belly, until i scrolled down. I was like wtf?

  9. Kim Kardashian
    babyyy
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!! are you crazy people?? she is beautifulll!!! with or without make-up !! normally i dont comment but this is ridicilous ! you are probally like all UGLY people and just so jelous of kim.shes like the prettiest girl on the planet , do you even believe your self . who are you kidding go get a life losers and leave kimmie alone. your gorgeous doll love yaa xoxo

  10. Kim Kardashian
    babyyy
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!! are you crazy people?? she is beautifulll!!! with or without make-up !! normally i dont comment but this is ridicilous ! you are probally like all UGLY people and just so jelous of kim.shes like the prettiest girl on the planet , do you even believe your self . who are you kidding go get a life losers and leave kimmie alone. your gorgeous doll love yaa xoxo

  11. Kim Kardashian
    babyyy
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!! are you crazy people?? she is beautifulll!!! with or without make-up !! normally i dont comment but this is ridicilous ! you are probally like all UGLY people and just so jelous of kim.shes like the prettiest girl on the planet , do you even believe your self . who are you kidding go get a life losers and leave kimmie alone. your gorgeous doll love yaa xoxo

  12. Kim Kardashian
    Sick
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks nasty. EVERYONE KNOWS HER ASS IS FAKE!! Her ass implants are too big and look nasty. You can find before and after ass pictures online. She was assless before. Lol

  13. Kim Kardashian
    jake
    Commented on this photo:

    she is a fat ass ugly biatch ! those guys who like her has never seen a beautiful sexy woman in their lives before.
    how did this fat ass become famous? ( by recording her fat ass being f…d by a black dude)

  14. chipoltespice

    I see Kimberly, why they shoot you from the thigh up? Your legs are shorter than the rest of your body. If your hair (weave) was an inch short would of covered that rump roaster.

  15. Kim Kardashian
    gorillamidgetporn
    Commented on this photo:

    she is the perfect example of a ‘myth ‘.
    promoted as a beauty yet ugly as sin with a persona of a skank..
    short legged monster YUK!
    her & hontag have the shortest lil’ legs on earth & much to much face …
    LAWD!
    the hollywierd midget brigade.

  16. Kim Kardashian
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