Kim Kardashian Can’t Be Serious

August 24th, 2010 // 144 Comments

What you’re looking at is what happens when Kim Kardashian runs into a group of paparazzi she didn’t call in advance and therefore have absolutely no qualms photographing her ass from behind. Heroes, if you will. On that note, I love how she tries to use her hand to block her ass. One fucking hand. Now I realize Kim Kardashian probably doesn’t sit around reading up on the laws of physics, but I’m pretty damn sure she knows her way around a mirror. Or at the very least, has at one point asked the question, “What do you mean the guy at the circus said it’ll be another week on my pants?”

NOTE: Notice how I zoomed in on all the places she was trying to hide? My hand slipped.

Photos: Fame


  1. Kim Kardashian
    Heywood Jablowme
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s built like a refrigerator box!

  2. joho777

    WHY didn’t Kim spend some of that plastic surgery money on reducing the extraordinary size of her butt.

    It looks like it outweighs all the plastic and filler she’s used on her face and tits.

  3. Margo

    I knew it was big, but with her hand for comparison, I can finally see that it’s HUUUUGE!

  4. gargantuan female

    She’s a piece of shit. Why is she covering what made her famous?!

  5. Keepin it rough

    Yeah, cover Mount Rushmore with a blanket why don;t you. Just let it be…

  6. GravyLeg

    She is but one more “Twinkee and Kilbassa” sandwich away from having Cankles. When she takes that ass to the beach, the tide comes in…

  7. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    The birth of a puzzle:
    What does the Sky and Kim Kardashian’s ass
    have in common?

    answer: You can’t cover either of them with a hand.

  8. james

    why is she covering up the thing that made her who she is today. without the ass kim k wouldnt be as admired and loved by damn near every guy in the world. her face isnt doing it anymore, she looks like her mom now.

  9. buffalony

    Isn’t that the traditional way to measure a horse? Secretariat was 16 hands tall.

  10. Kim Kardashian
    Jim Marelli
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I just love those sunglasses. My mother used to wear glasses just like those to cat shows in 1991. She used to wear stretch pants lilke those too. She was the hottest 73 year old babe at the cat show.

  11. CucoElMalo

    I tought she was snooky

  12. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    UM, sorry but that’s not Kim…maybe the sister

  13. I like a nice ass on a girl but that’s actually pretty fucking disgusting. She needs to get the ass implants removed. She’s starting to look fat because of them. Dumb bitch.

  14. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    that ass is a vision of beauty.

  15. Dane

    The crop on pic #2 could easily pass as a 9 month pregnant woman grasping her belly. Seriously though, can we stop giving this bitch attention so that she will lose her powers and disappear? I’m pretty sure that’s how it works, just like Santa Claus or Freddy Krueger.

  16. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    I could never possibly satisfy her.

  17. Kim Kardashian
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  18. Bored with life

    What a fat, ugly, fucking cow!

  19. slkjaf

    OK if she is really trying to cover her ass maybe instead of her hand she should try the state of Alaska. Pretty gross. I’d like to process that ass and feed it to my dog.. he’ll be stoked for weeks

  20. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s losing it fast.
    hate to be her psych in 10 years.

  21. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s so worried about how her ass looks, why is she wearing super-tight pants?

  22. Racer X

    I’d hit it so hard when that I pulled out I’d be the King of England.

  23. absinthe

    I don’t care what anyone says, that ass is fake.

  24. Demi Moore


  25. Logan

    You people are so perverted…I don’t blame her for trying to cover it up. If I was her, I wouldn’t like it being everywhere either…

  26. Malewhore

    That’s a huge butt!!! A smooth, hairelss butt. xD

  27. ..that bitche’s ass has gotten BIGGER…big fat stinky booty bitch

  28. tony

    Why is this bitch even considered hot? she’s revolting.

  29. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    It was probably a period day.

  30. ronaloo

    i guess i could tap that ass…

  31. bo

    a vey ugly and sad ass

  32. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    I would still give her a 24 hour rim job

  33. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone has an obsession with her butt.
    Her butt is more popular than J.LO’s.

  34. Bored with life

    Someone should tweet that cunt all these messages…

  35. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Reggie, Reggie, Reggie!!!
    Boy he sure knew when to get out, didn’t he? LOL
    No seriously, anybody would still tap that with everything they had.

  36. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    that id not kim thats her sister

  37. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass is so out of proportion with the rest of her body, instead of ass cheeks she has two basketballs stuck in the back of her pants!

    I’d still hit it though, just to say I fucked Kim Kardashian

  38. whatever dogg

    I thought she was pulling at an auto-wedgie.

  39. cccc

    Her ass is disgusting. Huge and misshapen. No thanks.

  40. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Funny sunglasses. It doesn’t even matche her face.

  41. doraglasberg

    Kim is a short dumpy girl.
    I have always wondered what the difference between a fat ass and
    great booty is.
    It’s just PR.
    Without the 5″ heel and the ‘cut to there ‘ dresses’, this is what Kim looks like.

  42. It shows everyone how much PHOTOSHOP works overtime, on alot of these celebrities. Her butt looks huge compared to most of the pics in the magazines!!!

  43. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s Kim without makeup. Everything about this girl is wrong. The legs are about 3 inches long. She is so disproportionate it looks alien.

    And – i have to say – what’s with picture 9? Her ass is now wrapping around to the front too.

    This is one hideous bitch

  44. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Her fat injected fake ass is disgusting. Especially given that its attached to her ugly fake face, chunky fake body and those short stumpy legs.

  45. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    just goes to show what makeup, a pair of 7-inch stilettos, a heavy-duty girdle and some photoshop can do!

  46. Kim Kardashian
    I still can't believe its not butter
    Commented on this photo:

    Say it aint so? was it really all photoshop?
    ….i’m just hoping she’s on her way to the gym.

  47. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s a mad pack of ass

  48. pantsonfire

    When Kim Kollosalassian farts, her fleshy ass cheeks must undulate and ripple, like that old dudes stomach when he got shot by that cannon. And the hair on her enormous ass must flap from the stinky breeze, like someone blowing a nasty party favor.

  49. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s wrong with that? Many people, especially black people come to mind, just like the song “I like big butts”. In fact most of my friends prefer that however I think she looks a little big for my taste.

  50. EGAD

    This is F/kin funi! lmao

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