What you’re looking at is what happens when Kim Kardashian runs into a group of paparazzi she didn’t call in advance and therefore have absolutely no qualms photographing her ass from behind. Heroes, if you will. On that note, I love how she tries to use her hand to block her ass. One fucking hand. Now I realize Kim Kardashian probably doesn’t sit around reading up on the laws of physics, but I’m pretty damn sure she knows her way around a mirror. Or at the very least, has at one point asked the question, “What do you mean the guy at the circus said it’ll be another week on my pants?”
NOTE: Notice how I zoomed in on all the places she was trying to hide? My hand slipped.
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She’s built like a refrigerator box!
WHY didn’t Kim spend some of that plastic surgery money on reducing the extraordinary size of her butt.
It looks like it outweighs all the plastic and filler she’s used on her face and tits.
I knew it was big, but with her hand for comparison, I can finally see that it’s HUUUUGE!
She’s a piece of shit. Why is she covering what made her famous?!
Yeah, cover Mount Rushmore with a blanket why don;t you. Just let it be…
Mt Rushmore, hahaha
She is but one more “Twinkee and Kilbassa” sandwich away from having Cankles. When she takes that ass to the beach, the tide comes in…
the tide shoots itself in the head
The birth of a puzzle:
What does the Sky and Kim Kardashian’s ass
have in common?
answer: You can’t cover either of them with a hand.
why is she covering up the thing that made her who she is today. without the ass kim k wouldnt be as admired and loved by damn near every guy in the world. her face isnt doing it anymore, she looks like her mom now.
Isn’t that the traditional way to measure a horse? Secretariat was 16 hands tall.
LMFAO
Wow, I just love those sunglasses. My mother used to wear glasses just like those to cat shows in 1991. She used to wear stretch pants lilke those too. She was the hottest 73 year old babe at the cat show.
I tought she was snooky
UM, sorry but that’s not Kim…maybe the sister
I like a nice ass on a girl but that’s actually pretty fucking disgusting. She needs to get the ass implants removed. She’s starting to look fat because of them. Dumb bitch.
that ass is a vision of beauty.
The crop on pic #2 could easily pass as a 9 month pregnant woman grasping her belly. Seriously though, can we stop giving this bitch attention so that she will lose her powers and disappear? I’m pretty sure that’s how it works, just like Santa Claus or Freddy Krueger.
I could never possibly satisfy her.
fat
What a fat, ugly, fucking cow!
OK if she is really trying to cover her ass maybe instead of her hand she should try the state of Alaska. Pretty gross. I’d like to process that ass and feed it to my dog.. he’ll be stoked for weeks
she’s losing it fast.
hate to be her psych in 10 years.
If she’s so worried about how her ass looks, why is she wearing super-tight pants?
I’d hit it so hard when that I pulled out I’d be the King of England.
I don’t care what anyone says, that ass is fake.
lolbutt
You people are so perverted…I don’t blame her for trying to cover it up. If I was her, I wouldn’t like it being everywhere either…
If u were here u’d have A REALLY BIG ASS
Really Really Big Ass!
That’s a huge butt!!! A smooth, hairelss butt. xD
..that bitche’s ass has gotten BIGGER…big fat stinky booty bitch
Why is this bitch even considered hot? she’s revolting.
It was probably a period day.
i guess i could tap that ass…
a vey ugly and sad ass
I would still give her a 24 hour rim job
Everyone has an obsession with her butt.
Her butt is more popular than J.LO’s.
Someone should tweet that cunt all these messages…
Reggie, Reggie, Reggie!!!
Boy he sure knew when to get out, didn’t he? LOL
No seriously, anybody would still tap that with everything they had.
that id not kim thats her sister
Her ass is so out of proportion with the rest of her body, instead of ass cheeks she has two basketballs stuck in the back of her pants!
I’d still hit it though, just to say I fucked Kim Kardashian
I thought she was pulling at an auto-wedgie.
Her ass is disgusting. Huge and misshapen. No thanks.
Funny sunglasses. It doesn’t even matche her face.
Kim is a short dumpy girl.
I have always wondered what the difference between a fat ass and
great booty is.
It’s just PR.
Without the 5″ heel and the ‘cut to there ‘ dresses’, this is what Kim looks like.
It shows everyone how much PHOTOSHOP works overtime, on alot of these celebrities. Her butt looks huge compared to most of the pics in the magazines!!!
It’s Kim without makeup. Everything about this girl is wrong. The legs are about 3 inches long. She is so disproportionate it looks alien.
And – i have to say – what’s with picture 9? Her ass is now wrapping around to the front too.
This is one hideous bitch
Her fat injected fake ass is disgusting. Especially given that its attached to her ugly fake face, chunky fake body and those short stumpy legs.
NEXT
just goes to show what makeup, a pair of 7-inch stilettos, a heavy-duty girdle and some photoshop can do!
Say it aint so? was it really all photoshop?
….i’m just hoping she’s on her way to the gym.
that’s a mad pack of ass
When Kim Kollosalassian farts, her fleshy ass cheeks must undulate and ripple, like that old dudes stomach when he got shot by that cannon. And the hair on her enormous ass must flap from the stinky breeze, like someone blowing a nasty party favor.
What’s wrong with that? Many people, especially black people come to mind, just like the song “I like big butts”. In fact most of my friends prefer that however I think she looks a little big for my taste.
This is F/kin funi! lmao