Kim Kardashian X-Rayed Her Butt

Here’s Kim Kardashian standing next to an X-ray photo of her ass, or at least that’s what’s Khloe Kardashian said it is on her blog, so you can tell we’re off to a credible start:

Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-ray. Kim’s ass is 100% real!!!

My immediate thoughts:

2. Provided this really is Kim’s ass – Remember, the truth is always the exact opposite of what a Kardashian tells you. – what doctor in their right mind would’ve exposed that thing to radiation? (Answer: One who wants to awaken Gamera, that’s who.)
3. If Khloe lowered the resolution even more to hide the fact this is a side view of a testicle, would it erase the existence of Kim’s sex tape? Because I like to believe they tried.

In the pursuit of science, I added a buttload of photos showcasing the crevasse Kim Kardashian calls an ass so you guys can draw your own conclusions on whether or not it’s chock-full o’ implant. On that note, here’s a helpful hint to get you started: Yup.

Photos: Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Playboy, Splash News